"Bella!!" Someone screamed from upstairs.

Shit. Alice, crap probley another Barbie Bella attempt for her to make me look "extraordinary". What was wrong with the way I look now? Besides Gossip Girl had just started and I wanted to watch that since Edward was gone hunting. Every time I tried to get him to watch it with me he said something about losing his "manliness" and Emmett torturing him for the of his existence.

She had been doing this every time Edward had gone hunting so he couldn't save me. I swear even Rosalie has started feeling sorry for me but no one could save me. Esme just gave me a sorry look, Carlisle would escape to the hospital, Emmett would laugh his ass off till Rosalie smacked him, and Jasper would do a poor attempt to try to calm me down. But, unfortunately it was becoming a routine. Alice would yell for me to go upstairs cause she was bored and said that I looked horrible. I would argue, then she would give me the puppy eyes and tell me Edward would love to see me all pretty. I, eventually would agree and she would do her little victory dance while I starred at the clock waiting for Edward to save me.

Today was no different but I was so tired I didn't even want to put up a fight with Alice so I dragged my feet upstairs to Alice's room.

"Okay Alice, screw the tradition. Just make it quick, got it?" I told her.

She jumped up and down like a child getting a new toy.

"Hey don't make me regret it!" I threatened and she immediately stopped.

"Gosh, Bella you are so pushy! Relax you act like I'm about to shoot you!"

I was about to say I'd rather she did then Rosalie walked in. I nodded my head in greeting as she took her usual spot on Alice's bed. She gave me that 'I'm sorry, but Alice will be Alice' look then picked up a magazine off the table and began flipping through it. I always hated Alice's little makeovers but I have to admit, ever since she stared me and Rosalie had a little bonding time. Well it was more like she giving me a sorry look and me just nodding. Then her turning to a magazine and flipping though it. I remember how she used to hate me, if she felt anything for me now it would probley be sorrow.

I sighed and closed my eyes waiting for her to start. Alice being Alice started right away taking advantage of the situation before I had time to change my mind. I didn't pay attention and imagined Edward was here with me, if only I hadn't insisted that he take a hunting trip with Carlisle. All of a sudden I heard high pitched giggling and opened my eyes to see Alice going into hysterics.

I wondered what was so funny, surely I hadn't said anything out loud. Had I? Maybe it was just a vision she had. I gave her a puzzling look that only made her laugh harder. Okay awkward. This was getting a little

strange.

I turned and looked at Rosalie who looked infuriated by something. Hmm, I wonder what her problem was. I gave her the same puzzled look I had given Alice and she took a deep breath.

"Bella, stay calm. just don't do anything that you will regret later." She said slowly.

I guess my face showed my confusion because she spoke again,

"Bella look in the mirror."

I shrugged and turned towards Alice's full size mirror, after I saw myself I let out a blood curling scream

Oh. My. Fucking. Carlisle. I was a clown.