Hello everyone. I decided to start this one before I finish my Zetsu story. It has been plaguing me for awhile. Maybe I'll have a love story or something of the kind for each Akatsuki member. That'll be fun that I could do a fanfic of my fanfic where all my OC's meet or something. That would be a riot. Anyways I hope you enjoy this story and hopefully it will be considered better in the writing area than my other two.

~jinxed

Disclaimer: Me no own-y the awesome Naruto or the smexy Akatsuki. So you no sue-y me. (I was bored)


Magick Loves Explosions

Prologue: Things Not To Do When Parent Free

"And don't blow up the house," my mother shouted up to me as I headed up the stairs.

"Yes, mother I know," I sighed in frustration.

Her and my father were going on a business trip to Japan, which meant my mother was yelling constant things that I'm not allowed to do. Including no parties, no random orgies that were unsupervised or without protection (for crying out loud I was still a virgin), no fires, no using of sharp implements, and especially no magick of any kind.

I must have heard the list a dozen times, sometimes she'd forget telling me not do something and she call me and tell me it even though I could recite them in my sleep. She was such a worrywart. I guess that could be a good thing, especially when you have a powerful teenage witch on your hands who happens to be a major klutz. But there are days that I wished she be a little more like dad. Laid-back. He never said anything about the Do Not Do List, instead, he encouraged me to practice when ever I'd get the chance.

Mother shouted something else and I heard my father replying for her to let it go that I wouldn't destroy anything. Oh, how wrong he was. They didn't know that when they returned from their month long business trip that the cops would be at their door for me because I was now a truant. Then again, it wasn't my fault. It was an accident honestly. I swear. Yeah, I broke one of mom's many rules but I was bored and I had been working on the spell for ages.

Mom shouted one last thing up to me as I plopped onto my bed, "Remember to eat, Nala. You remember what happened last time."

I heard dad start the vehicle and I knew mom would be rushing out to get in with him to head to the airport. Some part of me wondered why they just didn't use magick to get there quicker but I remember all the rules they told me about magick not to mention the rules of normal people. If they just popped up out of nowhere people would start questioning things and then we'd have another Inquisition on our magickal hands.

I laid there sprawled across the covers until I heard the vehicle drive away. A whole month of my mother not nagging me, I almost didn't know what to do. With a smile on my face, I got up to change my clothes.

It was time to go out on the town but I'd make sure they weren't going to turn around. An hour would be a good amount of time to make sure that I would not be found out, unless mother convinced dad to look up on me psychically. Then again, I wasn't too worried. I was left to my vices for an entire month.


A/N: And that is the prologue. Deidara will show up in chapter three. I hope to have at least five review before I post the first chapter. I might change the amount if some of the other reviewers want me to. Thankfully this muse hasn't threaten to kill me.

Deidara: That's because, I'm not violent, un. You also like explosions, un.

Me: Yeah, I do but my parents tell me I'm not allowed to blow stuff up or start things on fire. Not even if they are really fun things to do.

Deidara: I could always get rid of them, un.

Me: Sadly, I have to decline that wonderful offer. They are the ones giving me money to go to college and to by some of my own vices. Anyways me and Deidara have to bow out for the night.

Please Review. It make jinxed very happy.