Truth or Dare: Harry Potter Edition, Episode 1!

((Ell ello it tis me again! Thought I just disappeared didn't you? Well no no no you were wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha! I have returned with a different story, but along the lines of my last. But now me and my good friend Any will help me host! Cause my damn personalities quit cause I wasn't paying them or some shit like that, and Any is pronounced Anne by the way, but anyways I am not illiterate or anything it's just they got rid of the fucking script format and such…. The only thing that I posses is the Magical All Knowing Book of Knowing Magical Stuff and Sydney's Big Bag of Pointy Things, but nothing more meaning I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters…. Or do I? Mwahahahahahahaha! Cough ummmm… anyways. On with the story!))

"Hey there all you rocking dude and gurls. And welcome to Truth or Dare Harry Potter Edition!" said the New And Improved Annoying Announcer. "And here are you're hosts Any and Kimi!"

Kimi walks out in black jeans, white and silver etnies, white tank top and black zip-up hoodie. "Howdy people!"

Any trots out behind Kimi in jean capris, black and pink vans and black tee. "Hey what's up everybody?"

"Hey hold up!" said New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24. "Where are Sydney, Armi and Carmen?" crosses arms.

"Ummm not here…" Kimi replied shrugging.

"Oh… ok…"

"Anyway…." Any started, "Let's get on with the show."

"Right, now." Kimi began taking out Harry Potter 5th book; "ok now we shall magically take Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Fred, George, Cho and Ginny out of this book!" takes breath "Dun na naaaa!"

"I'd love to see that." Any remarked crossing arms and raising eyebrows.

Kimi gives shocked look and hugs book and gasps. "You don't think I can do it?"

"Ah, no not really, nobody's ever been able to pull something out of a book…." Any explained sitting down in her chair.

"Well I SHALL show you all that I can!" Kimi yells triumphantly pulling out her Magical All Knowing Book of Knowing Magical Stuff. "Now…" flips through pages. "Boob Enlarger Spell, no." flips page. " Love Spell, nada" flips another page" Fictional Character Remover Spell Aha! I found it!"

"Oh boy, this itself is gunna be a show." Any said in fake enthusiasm,

"Quite none believer! Now…" Kimi opens Harry Potter book." Fire and light and all that is good, bring all those here into our hood!" raises hands in air… Nothing happens. "Hummm…."

"Nice trick Kimi the Great!" Any praises sarcastically.

"Well, I must have said the spell wrong…. Fire and Lighting and all that is good Bring all those in this world into our hood!" shakes magical bean jar, but nothing happens. "Shit…"

"Let me tr-" Any starts but is cut off from the ground being to shake. "Huh?"

Kimi looks around confused then smiles. "Ha! It's working! It is working it is working!" Dances around happily.

Book raises into air and 8 figures fall out onto the ground.

"Ouch…" Harry murmured rubbing his side. "Shit that hurt."

"Where the fuck am I?" muttered Draco looking around at the crowd then looking at Any and Kimi. "And who the fuck are you two?"

"Well you are on a TV show and we're the hosts obviously." Any snapped crossing her arms. "And I am Any, and that's Kim." Points to Kimi who is drooling over Harry.

"What the hell is a TV?" Ron asked getting up then helping Hermione up.

"A muggle devise Ronald." Hermione explained.

"Ummm Hello Kim? Remember Live TV show?" Any said to Kimi waving her hand in front of her face.

"Huh?" kimi asked blinking, "Oh yes. Um welcome Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Fred, George, Cho and Ginny…" takes breath." To Harry Potter Truth Or Dare!"

"You mean Truth or Dare: Harry Potter Edition, Episode 1" Any corrected.

"Oh whatever same difference." Kimi replied rolling her eyes.

"Truth or Whata?" Ginny asked standing up.

"Truth or Dare Gin." Fred and George repeated in unison.

"You know, you tell the truth bout something or do something you don't usually do and such." Any explained.

"Ok sounds fun." Cho remarked with a sweet smile, then looks at Harry fondly.

Kimi gives Cho death glare. "Eviiiiiil…."

"Umm right, can we just start now" Ginny complained.

"Yes if you stop freaking whining bout it" Any snapped.

Ginny sticks tongue out at Any and crosses arms.

"No no no no no, I am not playing this silly game." Hermione retorted.

"Umm yes you are." Kimi replied curtly then continued glaring at Cho.

"Unless you wish to never go home again then you are." Any explained with an evil smile.

"You can't do that, that's bloody blackmail." Ron remarked.

"Ummm yes we can and blackmail is such a harsh word for I don't you think?." Kimi replied with a bittersweet smile.

"Wow they're worse than Malfoy." Hermione said in amazement.

"They are not Granger, Shut the fuck up" Malfoy snarled.

"Awww the Bouncing ferret is angry." Fred, George and Ginny cooed then cracked up with laughter.

"Ok that's it" Malfoy then charged towards the group but was held back by Kimi.

"God you are annoying" Kimi started pushing him back into a chair." but I will admit you have sexy hair."

"Thanks I, wait... fuck off." Malfoy pouted crossing his arms.

"Well now it is clear that Ferret Boy is obsessive over his hair." Fred pointed out.

"You learn new things everyday brother dear." George explained with a smirk.

"I am not, shut the fuck up Weaslbies" Malfoy sneered.

"Hey Malfoy one of your hairs is out of place" Ron snickered.

"Fuck off" Malfoy bellowed looking away from everyone fighting back the urge to looking into a mirror.

"Ok now can we just start" Cho asked impatiently.

"Yah get on with it" Called New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24.

"Hey I thought I got you to shut up" Kimi replied annoyed.

"Oh sorry..." said New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24 sheepishly.

"Ok let's just start ok" Cho suggested again

"Yes really" Any agreed rolling her eyes. "Everyone sit down."

"Alright." All who weren't sitting down find a chair.

"Good, now I shall pick the first Truth or Dare victim- I mean... person..." Any began making shifty eyes glancing at everyone around the room with a big grin.

"Right..." Kimi nodded then gave everyone a look as if to say 'Any has gone coo coo'.

Any throws shoe at Kimi's head.

"OW! What the hell" Kimi snapped rubbing the back of her head.

"I saw that..." Any snarled. "Now anyways I pick... RON"

"Hey why me" Ron asked pouting.

"Cause I feel like it..." Any explained. " Is it that hard to figure out"

"No I guess not." Ron replied after some thought.

"Good now... Truth or Dare Ronald" Any asked.

"Ummm dare..." Ron murmured.

Any then smiled evilly. "I was hoping you would pick dare"

"Wait no I changed my mind" Ron retorted looking frightened by Any's smile.

"Nope to late Ronny." George started.

"You picked dare so now you have to do a dare." Fred finished.

"Shit." Ron murmured.

"Ok so what's his dare" Harry asked.

"Hold up buddy I'm getting to it." Any started. "Ok Ron I dare you to..."

All except Draco watch in anticipation.

"God all oh you are fucking morons..." Draco muttered under his breath.

"Shut up Ferret!" Ginny snapped. "Nobody asked you now did they?"

"Well no…" Malfoy replied.

"Well then I suggest you hold you tongue or lose it!" Ginny snarled through gritted teeth.

Malfoy instantly shut his mouth and have Ginny and evil glare.

"Ok Ron I dare you toooooooo…." Any began.

"Oh just get on with it!" Kimi snapped.

"Yah really." Harry agreed.

"Alright, alright, ruin my fun," Any pouted then looked at Ron "Ron I dare you to put on a dress."

Everyone begins to laugh. ((A/N: Even Malfoy might I addJ))

"WHAT?" Ron asked in disbelief

"Oooooo Ickle Ronnykins wearing a dress!" Fred cawed in great laughter.

"Yah what will mum think?" George added falling to the ground from laughing so hard.

"Well Ron, let's just hope there's no lace right?" Harry added raising his eyebrows and elbowing Ron in the arm softly, causing an up roar of laughter.

"Weaslbie in a dress! Aw this is to good!" Malfoy chuckled.

Ron is just standing dumbstruck.

"Man that's a good one Any!" Kimi remarked holding her aching sides from laughter.

Hermione, Cho and Ginny giggle loudly with tears streaming down their faces.

Any opens a closet and pulls out a pink dress and puts it in Ron's arms. "There you are Ronald, you know, pink is a great color for yah." Then pushes him into the closet and closes the door.

"Aww this is good…." Fred and George point out grabbing their cameras. "We need proof of this!"

"Yah I can't wait to see this!" Hermione whispered to Ginny causing her to laugh.

"Welllllll I'm afraid ya'll gunna have to see the next show case we are out of time!" shouted the New And Improved Annoying Announcer. "Bye that's it for today folks!"

"Wait hold up buddy…" Kimi began looking at the announcer speaker.

"What do you want?" ask the New And Improved Annoying Announcer.

"You can't just end the show this way." Kimi yelled to the speaker.

"Ummm yes I can cause I am the all knowing announcer." Snapped the New And Improved Annoying Announcer.

Any pulls out Sydney's Big Bag of Pointy Things and chucks a pointy stone at Speaker and breaks it.

"Hey you stole Sydney's Big Bag of Pointy Things!" Kimi shouted in shock.

"Your point?" Any asked.

"You would have had to go into Sydney's room to get that!" Kimi pointed out astounded.

"Yes… and?" Any asked.

"Nobody goes into Sydney's Room! I haven't even been in there!" Kimi added.

"Ooo cry me a river!" Any mocked walking off the stage.

Kimi opens mouth wid. "Wait hold up how'd you do it?" runs after Any.

"Ummmm now what do we do?" Harry asked looking around at the audience.

"Well usually we go home." New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24 commented standing up causing everyone in the audience to stand up as well.

"Damn those stupid girls!" Roared the New And Improved Annoying Announcer.

All look up to see there is another speaker.

"Aw man I thought you were broken?" Kimi whined looking up at the new speaker.

"I won't be destroyed that easy!" shouted New And Improved Annoying Announcer.

"I SHALL defeat you one day mark my words!" Kimi proclaimed then the lights go out. "Damn you New And Improved Annoying Announcer!"

((Ha ha ha! Well that is it for today, and please review and tell me if it sucks or not and such, and stay tuned for Episode 2! Plays Starwars music dum dum dum dum dum da dum!))