So I have to immediately say this story is not to be taken seriously...maybe. I don't know. I don't care really either. This is just something for fun.

The object is to make one of the worse Naruto fanfic stories on the site, though I have a feeling I'm going to have too much fun with this to make it work.

I got this idea from Inuyonas, a friend of mine of the site and their story, BIG BAD HINATA. You should all go read that story. Just don't hate me for sending you there. (Also check out their Hey, Naruto story. That one's actually pretty fucking hilarious!)

I hate to say I should be finishing the next chapter of Full Tilt right now, but I couldn't pass up the chance to write for the sake of writing. So, flame this story as it deserves to be. Hold nothing back!

Chapter 1: Awakening the Chaos

Our hero Naruto is walking down the streets of Konoha wondering about the many different flavors of ramen.

"Ramen is so sugoi! I can't wait to get to ichiraku's and eat a 100 bowls!" With that he runs the rest of the way to the store.

"That damn kyubi demon boy is so annoying! We should do the world a favor and finish what the fourth hokage started 13 years ago!" A bald villager said to his partner next to him.

Later that night as Naruto was leaving the ramen stand, he noticed how dark it was.

"Oh shit, I lost track of time! I have to get ready for the genin test tomorrow! I need to get home and sleep off all that delicious ramen!"

As he runs towards his house, he doesn't sense a small pale eyed girl with beautiful lavender hair watching him from afar. She chases him from a distance she knows he won't sense her. However, she stops as she notices people waiting for the blonde at his apartment.

'What's going on? Who are all those people at Naruto-kun's apartment?'

When the blonde reached his home, he was worried when he saw the door already kicked in. His heart beat rapidly in his chest as he pushed the door open. "Moshi moshi?"

Instead of an answer, Naruto's world was filled with pain and stars. He felt himself fall on his stomach and the taste of his wood floor.

"Welcome home demon! And pretty soon you'll be welcomed into hell!" Someone said. Naruto was too disoriented to see who said what. Before he could get his bearings, blows began to rain down on him from everywhere.

"Wait! Not here, let's take out the trash where no one will find him!"

Naruto had blacked out a bit through the beating. When he came too, he felt himself in ankle deep water.

"A sewer? I haven't been in Konoha's sewer for years...now how do I get out..." He began to walk along the dark and murky corridors, slowly understanding that he wasn't in Konoha. There were symbols about that he didn't understand. He knew they had something to do with sealing and they lit the halls ever so faintly.

As he progressed through the sewers, a heavy pressure began to fall over him. He sucked up his fear for the sake of finding a way out of wherever he was.

His walk lead him to a massive set of bars with a paper seal on them. The heavy pressure was coming through the bars. Naruto stood in awe and fear, sweating.

"Well well, my container finally graces little old me with his presence. I should be so humbled, should I not?"

"Wh-who are you?"

The deep voice chuckled. "Not who...what..." A pair of large glowing red eyes opened in the darkness, glowing sinisterly. The figure moved forward into the light, revealing giant fox with rabbit-like ears and red fur. It's flowing nine tails swayed hypnotically behind it.

"Th-th-the Kyubi! You're the Kyubi! But how?"

"You're not as dumb as you look ningen." The Kyubi chuckled again. "As for how, I was sealed inside of you on the day of your birth!"

"Sealed in me? But why? And how? The fourth hokage killed you didn't he?"

"Of course not! You're father did not have the means of destroying a chakra based spirit such as myself! Only the true shinigami or my father the Sage of the Six Paths could do such a thing! And yes, your father is the fourth hokage, Minato Namikaze! Your mother was a loud mouthed red head by the name of Kushina Uzumaki, the Red Hot Habanero!"

"Wait! The fourth hokage was my father? And how would you know my mother? What the fuck is a Sage of the Six Paths?" Naruto rushed towards the bars and yelled at the Kyubi. Instead of attacking like it thought about, however, it looked at Naruto's tear stained cheeks and sighed.

"I was sealed inside of your mother, and before her, Mito Uzumaki, the wife of the Shodaime Hokage Hashirama Senju. I have known about you before you were even born kit. You are a jinchuriki, just as your mother."

"That explains why the villagers hate me. They think I'm you. I guess I really am a demon."

The Kyubi roared, making Naruto fall on his butt.

"Do not think yourself a demon when the true demons are those that treat a child as a plague! Those disgusting pieces of filth in are far worse than anything I have ever done! You are innocent child!"

Naruto couldn't help but laugh. "Well I guess you aren't as bad as they say. I'm sorry you're sealed in me if that's the case Kyubi-san!"

The Kyubi was surprised that Naruto apologized for its sealing. Even Mito and Kushina never apologized. They weren't mean or anything, but they always felt it was natural for the bijuu to be sealed.

"You're a strange one kit. Anyway, I would like to see how strange you are but there's an urgent matter at hand! You're dying."

"WHAT? I'M DYING? HOW? WHY?"

"Stop yer yelling damn brat!" The Kyubi roared again, pushing the blonde onto his butt again and leaving him grumbling. "You were attacked in your home. While you were wandering around trying to find me, the bastards that have you took you into the woods and have been mercilessly beating on your body. You have multiple broken bones, a concussion, one of them took your eyes out, and another gave you an impromptu vasectomy. I've been trying to heal you as much as I can but it may not be enough as is."

"What the fuck? I didn't do anything!"

"I know kit. But it gets worse. Someone else is hurt for trying to protect you..."

-Outside-

The pale eyed princess known as Hinata was shocked when she saw her secret crush get knocked out by someone in his home. She was so startled that she could do nothing but gasp and hold in tears as they picked up the blonde and rushed off into the forest outskirts of the village.

'No! Naruto-kun! What are they doing?' It took a while before she came back to her senses enough to rush after them. She didn't think of going to get help, only hoping to stop the kidnappers from getting away with her future lover.

She finally caught up to them in a clearing and could not hold back her tears as she saw them tie the blonde to a boulder before taking turns beating and stabbing him. Blood poured from his wounds, creating a growing pool of crimson on the ground around the boulder. The sloshing sound of the wetness pervading the grass as at least 8 people walked back and forth, even dancing in it, snapped something in the Hyuga princess.

With a howl of rage, Hinata darted into the clearing and thrust her hand so hard at the back of one of the offenders, his heart burst from the front of his chest and smashed to pieces against the same rock Naruto was tied to. Upon closer look, Hinata saw that all of Naruto's fingers were cut off and his eyes were missing.

"Naruto-kun...my poor sweet Naruto-kun...what have they done?" As she reached for his body, the remaining villagers shook off their stupor of having one of their own killed.

"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" A harsh backhand sent Hinata smashing into the side of the boulder as well. Her body fell into the pooling blood of the blonde jinchuriki. She was dazed, seeing stars.

"That little demon slut killed Hishima! We need to make her pay too!"

"Wait, isn't she the Hyuga clan heiress though?" Another asked.

"Who cares? I heard she's a disappointment to her family and even was disowned by her father for losing to her sister so much. They'll thank us for getting rid of this demon fucking cunt!"

Two of the villagers began to dedicate themselves to beating and stabbing the prone form of the Hyuga heiress. It was only by a miracle that she didn't succumb to her injuries immediately.

'Na...Naruto...kun...' Were her last thoughts before she passed out from blood loss.

-Mindscape-

"Hinata tried to save me? Why would she?" Naruto was confused. He barely noticed the shy girl in class. He only paid attention to her sometimes because she was one of the best kunoichi in the class grade wise. He admitted that she was cute just like Sakura and Ino, but she never stood out to him.

"That should be obvious kit. She loves you. Has for a long time. But now's not the time. If you want to find out why she loves a knucklehead like you, we have to do something drastic or you both will die."

Naruto's panicked face steeled into determination. "I will save Hinata-chan! I can't let her die knowing she was protecting me from those asshole villagers! What do we have to do Kyubi-san?"

Kyubi was proud of Naruto's resolve. "For the record kit, my name is Kurama. No more Kyubi-san shit. And what we're going to do is shove as much of chakra into your body as I can. The process could possibly kill you, but if we don't try this you're going to die anyway!"

"Then what are we waiting for Kurama-san! Let's do this!"

Kurama bristled at the 'Kurama-san' but prepared itself anyway. "Alight Kit, come over here and place your hand on that seal. I don't know what will happen if this works, but you'll definitely be able to save your mate."

"My what?"

"No time!"

"RIGHT!" Naruto ran up and placed his hand on the seal. Kurama took a deep breath before slamming all nine of its tails into the bars right behind the seal. Immediately, a blast of chakra exploded from Kurama. However, a vacuum effect prevented both Naruto and Kurama from being blown away and instead kept them rooted as Kurama's chakra began to siphon itself forcefully into Naruto's body.

"FUCK THIS HURTS!" Naruto screamed.

"TELL ME ABOUT IT!" Kurama screamed back.

After a few seconds of shock waves flashing out around them before forcefully being pulled back to the seal, and into Naruto, the two were blasted away from each other. Naruto hit the wall of the sewers while Kurama was thrown into the murky darkness of its cage, preventing Naruto from knowing what became of the bijuu.

When Naruto opened his eyes, his entire body was glowing white with a red outline. It was as if he were made of light and he could feel unimaginable power coursing through his body.

"Kurama-san, you okay?" He called, forgetting all about himself and only worried for his new friend.

"Forget me kit. Wake up and save Hinata-chan!" Kurama's voice sounded different but Naruto didn't dwell on it as he realized he needed to wake up and save Hinata!

"You're right! I'm going then!"

-Outside-

The villagers were just about done killing the demon and his little demon loving whore. They stood back and took in their handy work.

"Well fuck! Looks like we just saved the world!" One called.

"Yep! Too bad none of us thought about fucking the demon bitch before we killed her!"

"Says you! I'll still have a go at the body before it gets cold!"

A woman scoffed. "That's sick! She was a demon slut! You might get demon herpes or something!"

As the last seven alive began to laugh, a heavy pressure took the air right from their lungs. The chains that bound Naruto's body to the stone shattered. His body fell forward into the pooled blood beneath him.

"Wh-what's happening? The demon is dead right?" One of the villagers was able to gasp out before being forced to his knees from the growing pressure. The others followed suit before they were made to kiss the ground from the pressure, their bones creaking under the heavy weight.

"Oh no...you demons will die soon though." Naruto's voice echoed around them. They strained themselves to watch in horror as Naruto wound began to hiss as if being burned. Bones erupted from where his fingers used to be before tendrils of blood and muscle began to wrap the appendages.

The sound of his bones snapping back into place filled the clearing. He began to stand, the blood on the ground around him rising alongside him, almost as if the strings of some marionette. His twisted neck snapped itself back into place and his hair grew until it rested just past his shoulders. When he opened his eyes, they were reformed.

However, they were shining gold, almost like the sun. Black rings circled his iris as well as three burning red tomoe like a sharingan. The whisker marks on his cheek bleed before the blood turned into a red light, making his face glow. His jack tore to shreds, leaving him shirtless. Markings began to form over his body like tribal lines, all glowing the same crimson as his whiskers. The Shinku Arashi (Crimson Storm) was born.

"Y-you truly are a demon!" The lone female villager called through the dirt and grass.

"Me a demon? When you had the gall to beat and torture a barely legal child to death? For no other reason that to sate a 13 year vengeance that I had nothing to do with? Even worse...HINATA-CHAN!"

His anger subsided momentarily as he rushed over the downed Hyuga princess. One of her eyes were also missing, yet the other was open. She stared lifelessly towards the moon, her once beautiful pale eye now nothing but a hazy unmoving orb.

"Hinata-chan...you silly girl, why did you try to save me?" Tears leaked from Naruto's eyes as a golden droplets. They fell to Hinata's face and healed the few scratches that sat upon her, yet they did nothing to stir her from her eternal rest.

"Kit...bite her. Infuse the chakra you are using into her, now!"

Kurama's voice jolted Naruto from his mourning. He was confused for only a moment before forsaking reasons and simply sinking his teeth into Hinata's neck. He subconsciously released chakra from his fangs into the princesses corpse.

For a moment, nothing seemed to happen. However, soon enough life returned to her single eye and her body arched with a gasp. Crimson chakra exploded from her body before turning gold and finally pure white. Her jacket and undershirt were blown away as well, barring her budding c-cup chest to the world. She howled in pain as her missing eye began to reform. The veins around her eyes bulged as her byakugan activated.

Soon enough, her eyes began to glow with a tint of lavender and a pattern of flowers appeared in her eyes. The flower patterns seemed to constantly swirl about and a white mist began to leak from the corner of her eyes.

Just as with Naruto, markings began to appear over her torso, making intricate tribal like patterns that pulsated and glowed with a shining white light. Her hair grew to shoulder length, just a tad bit shorter than Naruto's.

Naruto stood back and watched in awe as the princess floated off the ground, a whipping wind dying down to signify her transformation was done. When her feet touched the ground, she took in a deep breath before opening her shining eyes. Naruto could only look at what could be described as a Tsuki-hime. (Moon princess)

"Hinata-chan?" His voice called out to her. She slowly turned to face him.

"Yes, Naruto-kun. You saved me. Arigatou." Her voice was angelic, yet with a cold tone that matched Naruto's underlying rage filled tone. Fire and ice, ready to catch all in a crossfire.

"Thank Kami." Naruto said as he took her hand in his own. A small smirk found its way onto Hinata's serene face at the gesture and she squeezed it slightly. Naruto returned the smirk before it fell into a scowl at the sound of the villagers finally returning to their feet. Apparently the pressure they were giving had faded as they interacted with each other.

"You fucking demons! You came back to life!" The villagers were still terrified as even though they were able to stand, waves of energy were still rolling off the two that made the Kyubi seem like a genin.

"You call us demons again yet you are wrong. We are so much more." Naruto began however, Hinata placed a hand on his chest.

"Naruto-kun, don't waste words on this filth. Come, let us punish them for the grievous crime of murdering us." The cold tone of Hinata's words actually caused frost to appear in the air around them.

A dark smile graced Naruto's shining face. The villagers now understood that they were absolutely fucked.

With a clap of his hands, a red barrier formed around the clearing, not passing the tops of the trees, but creating a dome non-the less. "Now they won't hear you scream."

In the blink of an eye, Naruto and Hinat stood before two of the villagers with their hands sticking out of their backs, their beating hearts within their grasp. The two men looked at the shining eyes of their murderers before looking down at the appendages sticking through them. They simultaneously coughed up blood before slumping dead.

The remaining offenders all screamed and ran towards the barrier, clawing at it until their nails ripped off and their fingers bled.

Naruto held a hand forward and a red chakra hand flew out. He grabbed one of the villagers before slinging him over head and slamming him into the ground. He repeated the process several times, each time staining the ground with splatters of blood and dismembered body parts before using the hand to smash what remained of the man into the barrier surrounding the clearing. He ground the body against the barrier as one would a bug on a window. When the chakra hand dissipated, all that was left of the man was a fine paste of blood.

"Kami-sama, help us!" A villager cried and lost control of his bowels, filling the air with a putrid stink.

Hinata appeared in front of the villager that cried out and gripped him by his throat, lifting him into the air despite the size difference. She held out her free hand, making a glowing blade of light appear. She shoved the blade into his gut, where the blade sizzled as if it were made of molten steel. The villagers scream rang out louder than any sound any of them had heard before.

Hinata slowly began to twist the blade, making boiling blood spill from the entry wound and also to surge up the mans throat. Then she swiftly drew the blade down cutting and burning the mans dick off and nearly bisecting him. His entrails and organs spilled out, his arms falling limp as he died swiftly. Hinata tossed the body away where it fell into crumpled lump of flesh.

"Please..." The lone woman called out. "Please, spare us! We're sorry! We shouldn't have angered you!"

"Angered us?" Naruto chuckled. "You FUCKING MURDERED US! WITH SMILES ON YOUR FACES!" His rage made the red lines about his body burn brightly. However, a cool hand on his shoulder in the form of Hinata calmed him almost immediately.

"Be calm, Naruto-kun. Remember, this filth deserves no words."

"Yes. Just as they deserve no mercy."

The last villagers could only lose their own bowels as the glowing eyes of their assailants shined brighter.

Naruto rose his right hand to his side as Hinata rose her left. A red chakra arm expanded from Naruto while a white chakra arm was Hinata's. Together they swung the arms forward, smashing the remaining villagers between their palms and splashing gore into the air.

With the deed done, the barrier fell. The glow about the teens body fell, their eyes fading back to their original colors. Before either could move, a surge of nauseau hit them both, making them fall to their knees and vomit blood.

"Hi-Hinata-chan?" Naruto whispered. Hinata could only look into his eyes before she collapsed.

"Naruto...kun..." She whispered as she fell unconscious.

The blonde jinchuriki followed soon after.

Yeah, well that went off the rails harder than I intended. Partway through typing this I went a different direction.

I was initially going to intentionally do the whole 'Naruto becomes a hanyou and grows to 6 feet tall and sprouts tails and ears and gives Hinata a mate mark to turn her into a half hanyou as well. Then they kill the villagers before having sex on their corpses with Naruto's 14 inch dick.'

Just didn't end up that way though. Welp, I hope it's still cringey enough for you folks! Gonna be a lot more cringey if I can help it!

Til Next Time Loves!