Soo uhhh... I already wrote this story. But when I was gonna save it the comp shut down. So I have to start ova... Well here it goes! Im just wingin' it as I go. :P *sigh* Okay... OH! Btw, I havent been writing a lot cuz... school is EVIL.
Im new to the crew. I have do idea why were here, or where we are.
"Hey, why 'r we here again?" I asked my crewmate, Mo.
"I told you. We're here to defeat that evil guy, Dr. Tan ."
"Why?"
He shrugged. "He.. just invited us over."
"So he's evil 'n you come over anyways?"
"..." He said nothing.
He was 'bout to open his mouth to say somethin', but then some dude approached us. "I see you've finally come." Ew. He was ugly. He stood on this weird tower thingy and wore glasses and some weird clothes.
"Psst... Glitch." Mo whispered. "That be the dude I been talkin' 'bout."
"Him?" I looked back at the guy who seemed to be Dr. Tan. "He dont look too evil."
"Well, he-"
"Enough talking!" Dr. Tan snapped. "You're here to try and beat me again! Are you not? Well its not going to work! I got a new weapon now! Robots! Begin!" He threw his arms up in the air as he screamed. Two robots came out from a door and come toward us. One of em looked down at me.
"Aw sweet! Now he got robots!" Mo said rubbing his hands.
"What 'r we gonna do Mo?"
"Get ready to dance Glitch!"
I relaxed my shoulders a lil bit. "We're gonna dance them to death?" I gave him a confused look.
He stared at me with a huge smile on his face. "Aw man! Thats an even better idea!" He ruffled my hair and approached the robots with a threatening dance move. Surprisingly, the robots threatened him back.
Was he freakin' serious? He was just gonna dance? WOW. Im not even gonna bother to dance. This is just ridiculous.
"Arent you gonna help me out here?" Mo screamed at me. He was all... sweaty. Trying to beat the robots that didnt seem tired at all.
I looked back at Dr. Tan again. He wasnt even watchin'! He just sat on his chair playing with his pen. I looked back at Mo again, he was weaker and even more tired. I guees I'll help now.
After taking a long sigh, I started doin' some moves. Then stopped. "This is so stupid!" I said shakin' my fist at Mo, though he didnt see. Seriously? Dancing robots? Wow. This guy is SO evil. Sarcasm by the way. This. Was. Disappointing.
"Hey yo Mo!"
"WHAT?" He snapped, frustrated that he couldnt make the robots break down 'r whatever they did.
"Why not just, punch it or something and break them?" I asked.
He stopped dancin' and gave me an angry look. "That would've been nice ta say before I danced mah butt off!" Before I could say another word, he took a gun out of his back pocket and shot the two robots 'til they burst to pieces.
I stared and him wide eyed, mouth hangin' open. "What the- How'd- Why- WHY ON EARTH DO YOU HAVE A GUN?"
"Just in case of an emergency" He winked at me, swinging his gun before putting it back in his pocket. Im kinda surprised that I never saw the gun sticking out of his butt in the first place.
"NOOOOOO!" Dr. Tan screamed over dramaticly. "You killed them!" He slid to the floor and put his face in his palms.
I laughed at his dramtic-ness. "Aight, c'mon G. Lets go home." We left, leaving Dr. Tan sobbing on the floor.
Before we left I called Mo, who was walkin' ahead of me, "Hey Mo?"
"Yeh?"
"That was SOO fun." I said sarcasticly.
"Ey, I thought it was pre' fun!" He exclaimed. "I got to kill and use my gun for the first time!" He laughed at his own joke and punched mah arm.
I rubbed the spot he hit. "Ow." I smiled and continued walkin'.
Aight! DONE. again... Hopefully the comp doesnt shut down on meh again. ;] Ermm... yeah I thought this was pre' funneh. I dunno bout chu. Hope you enjoyed! ^_^ Where did Mo get a gun? I was gonna make Glitch have the gun, but I decided not to... cuz I figured that, Mo being the nice guy then outta no where its like BAM! Gun. ENJOY.
