A/N Hello Potterheads! My name is Claudia aka I'mInLoveWithACriminal. This is only my second story. I have a Hunger Games story up and I will be posting an Alice in Wonderland fanfics soon. Ok enough with the introduction. It's time for the torture.

This is a commentary of a fanfics that most users know about. A fanfic so horrid that the original story was taken down because of haters. A fanfic that makes Rebecca Black look like….. well a really good singer. A fanfic that is the description of trolling. A fanfic that is the known as the worst fanfic ever.

My Immortal.

Hopefully you enjoy my messed up little commentary on this horrible story. Enjoy!

Warning: YOU WILL LOSE BRAIN CELLS!

AN: Special fangz Fangz? (get it, coz Im goffik No I don't) 2 my gf (ew not in that way I wasn't thinking that way till you mentioned it) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling Yeah, from the looks of it, she isn't really helping you. Like at all. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! You can keep Beiber; you'll make a good couple ;) MCR ROX! Don't you dare throw them into this nonsense.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Your parents must have REALLY hated you and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) So you had hair when you were born with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back Gothic emo! and icy blue eyes like limpid tears Limpid? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! That's like me saying if you don't know who Crispin Glover is then you should go the hell away from this. P.S Crispin Glover, for those who don't know, is George McFly from Back to the Future. Yes THAT George McFly). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. WOW you want to be related to someone you probably want to bang. She sounds stable I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white TWILIGHT VAMPIRE!. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). Tara didn't read the books apparently cause Hogwarts is in SCOTLAND! I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell We knew) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. I do to but I'm not goth, I'm a rocker chick. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Don't care. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Goooottthhhiiiccc eeeemmmoooo! I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. I've never seen rain and snow together. And unless there are clouds then there will be sun. A lot of preps stared at me. We're all staring at you and how horrid your story is. I put up my middle finger at them. And I fight back with Rebecca Black bitch! Take that!

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Oh god.

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. DRACO's NOT SHY!

But then, I heard my friends Ha, friends. Yeah right call me and I had to go away. We all want to go away after this

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Its thanks. Maybe even thxs if your that text savvy. But I guess that's too preppy for you huh?

A/N One I'm not making fun of emo's I promise. I'm emotionally damaged so I know what it feels like. Two I'm not trying to bully Tara. I hate her for killing HP for me, but I'm against bullying. And three, I'm trying not to offend anyone. If I do, give me some hate. I can take it.

Review and Alert please!

*Claudia*