A/N: One of those things that randomly pops up and a fic is born XD
"Ne ne Kuro-chan!" chirped Fai happily as he skipped over to Kurogane.
Kurogane lifted his manga from on top of his face to glare at the peppy mage. "What?" he growled angrily.
Fai sat lightly on his lap and took the manga from Kurogane's hand, and threw it off to the side as he spoke. "Ne ne, I found this really cool thing online that's tells you things about yourself!" he explained, leaning closer into Kurogane, eyes shining.
Looking bored, Kurogane yawned broadly. He opened one eye that eyed Fai critically. "So what does that have to do with me?" he asked lowly.
"I'm going to test you on it silly," Fai said tweaking Kurogane's nose playfully.
Swatting his hand away crabbily, Kurogane sat up fully, hand unconsciously reaching behind Fai to make sure he didn't fall. "Who says I want to?" he asked finally giving Fai his full attention.
Fai beamed, obviously noticing Kurogane's new attention to him. "I do, now give me your hand and let me do it on you," he explained, huffing slightly and pouting in a way Kurogane couldn't resist.
Sighing heavily, Kurogane handed his hand to Fai. "Fine, just don't do anything weird with it," he said gruffly.
Grinning broadly at him, Fai grabbed Kurogane's hand like it was a lifeline. "That's a good puppy," he said jokingly, patting Kurogane's head gently.
Kurogane pushed his hand irritatedly. "Shuddup mage, just do whatever you wanna do and leave me alone," he grumbled.
Fai nodded and cocked he head adorably. "Hai hai scary puppy-san," he chanted, saluting him with one hand. He ran his own fingers along Kurogane's much larger one, smiling gently as his fingertips ghosted along Kurogane's palm before lining them up. "Your hands are so big… " he said, smiling sadly as he looked down at their hands before intertwining them.
Frowning, Kurogane raised his other hand to Fai's lips and dragged his lips down. "Don't smile if you don't mean it," he said gruffly, looking into Fai's eyes, taking in his shocked expression.
"But I do mean it when I smile silly!" he said false cheerfully, his lips moving against Kurogane's fingers in a way he didn't mind.
Kurogane however, drew his hands back blushing slightly. "Just do it mage and leave me alone," he grumbled. Giving him a bright smile that Kurogane dubbed real, Fai un-laced their hands and massaged one of them gently before jerking one finger back. Kurogane gave a sharp, "Fuck!" before yanking his hand back angrily.
Fai smiled angelically. "The online survey says that's your sex sound Kuro-puu!" he said happily.
"What that hell are you talking about? Are you drunk or something?" Kurogane asked wildly, cheeks red with embarrassment.
Fai pointed one finger up in knowledge. "The sound you make when I bend back your finger is the sound you'd make during sex. Meaning, when you have sex, you yell out "Fuck!"" he explained cheerfully.
Kurogane flushed a deep red but still managing to leer at Fai. "Wouldn't you like to know?" he said huskily.
Blushing himself, Fai leaned in really close to Kurogane, their lips almost touching as he gave him a sultry gaze. "I do as a matter of fact," he said, wiggling on Kurogane's lap provocatively.
Kurogane smirked and in a second, had lifted himself and Fai off the couch, and walked to their shared room, and slammed the door.
A/N: Review are bishies for starving fangirls... like me X3