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The cast is:
Naruto- the Phantom
Sakura- Christine
Sasuke- Raoul (don't know how to spell it…)
Neji and Shikamaru- new opera owners
Ino- Cordelia
Tenten- Cristine's friend
(and other characters to come!)
The Phantom of the Opera
There once was a boy who was very ugly, but he could rap like heck!... and sing too. No one liked him since he was so hideously deformed and mutilated, so his life was pretty much effed up. Some random place in Europe is where our story begins…
"I'm so glad we could have such a handsome child," the father said, standing next to his beautiful wife.
"About that…" the wife began.
"Lemme see him." The father lifted the baby from his wife's hands.
"Awwwwww – AAAAAWWWGGHHH!"
"He's not that ugly!" the wife remarked, but then took a second look at the child.
"Well, at least he's not ugly from me. "
"What? You're saying he looks like that from ME? You trippin'."
"No, he got from you're butt ugly mama where you got it from."
The father frowned. "Don't you be talking 'bout my mama, girl."
"Okay, I'll talk about your butt ugly father, who still ain't as ugly as your mama!"
"Uh-uh. Oh no you didn't."
And thus his life began…
"Yo yo yo! Ma homies!" Naruto stood in front of his mirror, rehearsing the lines he got off of the hip hop count down on MTV.
"BOY! Get your ugly arse down here!" his mother called from down the stairs.
"MUM!" Naruto bellowed, running down the stairs, "I hate it when you call me ugly! It emotionally abuses me!"
"Boy, have you taken a look in the mirror lately? And what I tell you about using those big words?"
Naruto sighed. Why was his mum always so mean?
"ANYWAY, I called you down here to tell you that you have to leave."
"What!"
"What, you can hear with all that ugly blocking your ears? You gotta leave."
"But, but why?" Naruto cried.
His mother rolled her eyes. "Why do you think?" She pushed him out into the night.
"Bye."
Naruto watched the door slam in his face.
"witch."
Naruto walked through a lonely alley, rapping random songs he heard, the only thing that gave him comfort.
"Guess who's back, back, back, back again-"
A random villager threw her window open. "Who art thou who raps so sweetly? Come! Step out into the light so that I may see your face!"
"Once she sees my face, she'll think I'm UGLY!" Naruto cried. He jumped behind a trash can.
"Hello? Hello?" the villager looked around. "well, screwth thou TOO!" The villager went back into her house in a huff.
Naruto sighed in relief, He continued to walk around in random directions when he saw a carnival.
"I see a carnival!" Naruto cried. He was always fascinated by them, being as though he had never been to one before.
Coopa's notes
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