YURI WARRIORS : Curse of tsshe Rosary
Far far away, in a distant magical land called Lillian Girls Academy. Our sshero, Ultimate Sei was doing some having sex with catholic school girls.
One night Ultimate Sei had been drinking too much beer.
sshe felt very nice and enjoyed it very much.
Tsshen all tsshe sudden sshe saw a stranger walking.
Not just any stranger because real strangers dont exist!
This one was evil!
Ultimate Sei ran to stranger and hit him, it was Ultimate Sachiko!
"How dare you..you.. villain! I kill you by murder!"
"Yes, we fight now!"
No Ultimate Sei screamed in agony. and sshe screamed a lots you know. it really really hurt. tsshe pain that is. Trust me, youd scream hurt!
Our sshero took his mighty weapon and went balistik on him.
"Oh no! It was my friend! And my friend tsshere is really a man!"
"My friend! said Ultimate Sei, you are a man!" sshe said and saying sshe did!
"Oh that is good" said Ultimate Sei "No it is not! Mahaha...you see i must kill you to respect my motsshers wssheelbarrows legacy!"
"But not today!", with that tsshe villianess villian ran off into tsshe sunset
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED Tsshe JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! "We are almost tsshere. Be thankfull nothing has gone wrong" said Ultimate Sei as Sei arrived near tsshere jorneys end.
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Ultimate Rei as sshe fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo..."
"Tsshere tsshere, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs!"
"oh"
"Good"
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:
Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! Wsshen it was in my sshead tsshe words didnt get in tsshe way. btw, Excuse me if i skip tsshe words occasionaly, its to save me time.
Ok, after Sei finnissshed tsshe monitor Sei went to tsshe base wsshere tsshe final battle started wsshen Sei got tsshere. Dont worry! Tsshe bad guy dies!
Ultimate Sei followed tsshe screaming till sshe reacsshed ssher brotssher, who was being tortured.
"Ultimate Sei! Over sshere! quick! sshelp me! It hurts"
Tsshen Ultimate Sei saw tsshe final boss, who had been torturing ssher brotssher.
Ultimate Sei shot bullets from ssher sword really fast and tsshe bullets went WOOSH! and hit Ultimate Sachiko in tsshe eyes and tsshen sshe couldnt see.
Ultimate Sei said "Its time to end this once and for all" and karate chopped Ultimate Sachiko in tsshe csshest and tsshe tsshe final boss fell.
Ultimate Sei said "sshe is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could sshelp, brotssher"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and Sei laugsshed.
Tsshe End.