Something semi-serious from INSANITY, unlike the normal bad crack stuff we do. Anyway this was inspired off a Seventh Sanctum generator- I got rid of the page, but it required a class, a character borrowing money for a different reason and a character being unusually generous.
None of these people belong to us, alas, and Seph is OOC. Forgive me.

Sephiroth glanced up from his paperwork to see Zack Fair flop into the seat opposite him.
"What do you want, Fair? And don't you have a class?" His eyes narrowed behind his bangs. "Skipping again?"

"Well yeah, but, uh…" Zack nervously scratched his head. "It's only Killing 101."

"You're the teacher, Zack."

"Do I really have to…go...back...?" Zack caught the look on Sephiroth's face. "Ah, alright, I'll go back, but I need…" He trailed off, looking down awkwardly.

"…need, need, neeed?" Sephiroth raised one elegant eyebrow.

"…I need to borrow some money, Seph." Zack squirmed under his friends gaze.

"Money? …You didn't lose at Triple Triad again and gotten yourself into debt again, have you?"

Zack squirmed again. "That was just one time! I didn't realize she was so good! Or that she'd cheat…"

"That's what you get for playing any card game against a Turk." Sephiroth's eyes continued to bore into Zack Fair.

"Hey, hey! I paid you back, right?" Zack held his hands up. "C'mon Seph, please lend me the money!"

"Didn't you get paid on Tuesday? There's no way you could go through all that money in two days… Unless you visited the Honeybee?"

"What? No, I didn't go there! Whoever said I was there was lying! LYING, I TELL YOU!"

"Calm down, Fair. What's the money for?" Sephiroth started rubbing his forehead. He could feel the start of a migraine coming on.

Zack mumbled something incoherent.

"What was that?"

"… I said, 'So I can give the grunts a decent feed'. You know how bad the cafeteria food is! Remember when that 'meat loaf' gave even the First Classes the squirts?"

"…" Sephiroth did remember. He'd spent an hour on the toilet, cursing whatever god had done this to him. "And why should I pay for it?"

"There are over seven hundred grunts, Seph. Say a twenty Gil meal for each. That's fourteen thousand Gil! I make that in… four weeks, if I'm lucky. But my gruntsies are passing out from lack of nutrients now. Hey, while I'm here, can I request a pay rise?"

"Request denied." Sephiroth scowled and started doing some math, before coming to a conclusion. "Fine, I'll pay for it." He had no idea what would happen after his next statement. "You don't even have to pay me back, and… And I'll make it a once a month thing."

Zack's jaw hit the ground. "You… You will?" Zack stood and scratched his head. "I was expecting to cough up for half , but hey…"

"Is that all, Zack?" Sephiroth sighed quietly. Please, let that be all.

"One more thing, Seph…"

"What now?"

"I love you in a friend sorta way and not the creepy stalker kind OR the 'I just wanna huggle and kiss you' gay kinda way."

Sephiroth's eyes widened. Oh dear goddess.

"Anyway, thanks Seph!" Zack left the room grinning. Oh yeah, a certain blonde won't be hungry for much longer…

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