Now, before you go bitchin' around telling me "BUT EEVEE, WHERE'S THE UNDERTALE FIC" I have cancelled it since I am currently on writer's block for it (and because I'm a lazy butt) So yeah, it's cancelled until further notice
In the mean time... HERE YOU GO, this... uh... thing I made...
Eeveelution fic? eh, sure, and as our favorite garden gnome keemstar said
leeeeet's geeet roooooit into the noose- um.. fanfic
It was a normal day in our village when suddenly... one day...
Eh, really the same things that always happen happened,
Who might I be? Name's Storm, I'm a shiny Eevee, now, you'd think my life would be pretty nice considering I'm a shiny, right? Not really, it sucks actually, everyone comes up to you and says "ER MAH GAWD ARE U SHAINI" and I'm like "Yes, arceus christ" I mean, I see like 3 or 4 shinies per week, and they have a look like they've never seen a shiny before! Everyone knows shinies became a lot more common like... 3 years ago... I mean, it was nice when people praised me for being shiny... but... they've become more common, it just doesn't feel the same you know... And, I feel my friends only like me because I'm a shiny... I actually don't know...
"YO STORM!" A voice was heard
Speak of the devil, here comes one of my friends, her name's Aqua, she's a Vaporeon, she's part of the group I'm in, we're all eeveelutions... Well... except for me, I guess, she's kinda like this relaxed sister you'd have.
Also, by the way, NONE of us are related in a "family" kind of way, we're all friends... sorta?
"What is it now?" Storm replied.
"Well, Flare got into another fight..."
"But of course..." Storm would sigh "Where is he at?"
"Follow me!"
Now, you might be thinking "Who da $&!? is Flare?" Another friend, try and guess what Eeveelution he is...
If by any reason you didn't say "FLAREON" then you might have problems...
Well, yeah, Flare is also a quite relaxed dude, however, you mess with him, you're gonna get into a fight, AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO FIGHT FLARE...
...Because he always loses... And trust me, he is QUITE the sore loser
"Flare, did you get into another fight?" Storm would ask
"Nope..." Flare replied
"You sure? Because you look quite beat up" Aqua would add
"Totally..." Flare would proceed to fall face down to the floor
"...Sure..." The both would say it at the same time
"Hey! What's going on over here?" A voice was heard, as an Espeon and a Umbreon approached
Oh, alright, those are Sunrise and Metztli... Honestly nobody knows what "metztli" means, but I just call him "M." Why? I dunno, because
The two are dating, which, in my opinion, is way too clichè
"Flare got into another fight and, unsurprisingly, lost" Storm said
"Hey, by the way... Who did you fight?" Aqua asked
"Um, it was Volt" Flare replied
"VOLT?!" Storm said
Yup, Volt, the, obviously, Jolteon, the weakest one here, even weaker than me, and that's something,
He managed to beat up Flare, and usually, Flare ALWAYS wins against Volt
"Oh my god Flare, are you alright?!" A Glaceon rushed over, followed by a Leafeon
"Yup, I am" Flare would reply
Those two are Glacier and Leaf, they're sisters, they're the only one who are related by family in the whole group
"Where's Volt by the way?" Sunrise would ask
"I dunno, he ran away when he won" Flare replied
"I'll go look for him" Aqua said
"I'll help!" Suddenly, Sylveon
"Arceus christ Ribbons you scared me!" Storm said
That's Ribbons, she's... uh... a bit.. weird
But, eh, she's a nice gal
"I still quite don't quite understand how Ribbons pops out of nowhere like that" Said Metztli
"I don't quite understand either" Ribbons said
There was an awkward silence
"I'll just look for Volt" said Aqua
After some time Aqua came back with Volt
"What's going on here? What did I do?" Volt asked
"Don't ask! You know what you did!" Sunrise replied
"Oh, come on, Flare isn't even that hurt" Volt said
"Yes he is!" Glacier said
"No I'm not" Flare said
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE HURT" Glacier yelled at Flare
"Fine..."
"Anyways, just don't fight like that, you know how much of a sore loser Flare is" Sunrise said
"HEY!" Flare said
"Fine, I won't" Volt said
Did I mention Sunrise acts like our mom most of the time? Well, she does
And she is NOT nice when she gets mad
She's scary :C
Anyways, that's the whole gang, we're, in a sense, a family, but the only related ones are Glacier and Leaf so...
Yeah, and since the writer is laaaazy he's gonna end the chapter here
I'M NOT LAZY
Yes you are
NO, SHUT UP
You're arguing with a non-existent character, you're really lonely aren't you
SHUT UP, YOU'RE ME
WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH YOURSELF THEN
BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND I DO NOT HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE
Makes sense
Anyways, yeah, I'll be leaving that there for now, I'll maybe make a new episode like... uh... every month, probably two, whenever I feel like it