Muahaha! I am the strongest demon in the entire world! I am Zakum! Now fear my wrath!
Twenty five adventurers looked at the monster, determination filling their eyes
"Not today!" yelled a bowmaster, jumping up to facelevel and pelting Zakum with magical arrows. As the smoke cleared, Zakum appeared unscratched.
"What! That was my ultimate attack.
Die
Zakum cast a lightning bolt from one of his eight arms, electrocuting the archer and knocking him out.
Who's next?
A large group of people charged at the demon. An assassin cut straight through Zakum, yet the beast was unharmed. A crusader slashed numerous times at one of the arms to no avail. Zakum punched the warrior halfway across the room. A dark knight used Dragon Roar, but Zakum guarded himself from the attack A bishop repeatedly healed the falling fighters. As more and more brave adventurers fell, the smell of blood and rotten flesh intensified. Zakum laughed at the measly attempts to put up a fight.
"No! Bishop!" yelled a Paladin.
"It's just the three of us now." added a Shadower.
"How much money do you have?" asked a Marksman.
"I have five million. You want to use the Meso Explosion, right?" said the Shadower.
"Right."
"Give me the money." said the Paladin. "I can tank this monster until all the money is down."
What sort of trickery are you planning now?
The Paladin took the money and charged, throwing sacks at the now armless beast. Zakum's powerful magic crippled the Paladin and he fell to the floor, one last sack dropping down before he died.
"Now, Zakum! Time to meet your doom!" yelled the Shadower, pressing a button. The room was illuminated by a white flash.
"Help!" yelled the Marksman as she was blown into oblivion.
You shall regret this till the day you die!
As the light faded, the Shadower looked around. All his friends were dead. He shed a tear and looked at Zakum. The feared demon was nothing but a heap of rubble. Even though he was the only survivor, the mission was accomplished. Maybe El Nath could have a bright future after all. He was the first to conquer Zakum. No, not he. They. Him and all his comrades, it would have been impossible without them. He smiled as he lay on the floor, finally bringing peace to the world. About an hour later he had recovered his strength and walked out. The path was clear so he opened a scroll and disappeared. He reappeared in El Nath, where a large crowd surrounded him.
"Did you kill Zakum?"
"Is he dead!"
"I think he is! Dude, he killed Zakum!"
"Wow! That's epic! Party time!"
"When I grow up I wanna be like you."
"Good job mate!"
The Shadower smiled as he brought joy and peace to the town of El Nath
Five years later...
Muahaha! I am the strongest demon in the...what the? My arms! My minions! What the fu-
Angelic Buster fired a few lasers and watched Zakum crumble.
"Y4Y! 1 B34T Z4KUM 1N R3C0RD T1M3!" she yelled
"0MG U SUK N00B. 1 K1LL3D Z4KUM 1N 10 S3C0NDS." said Kaiser.
"U B0TH SUK. 1 D1D 1T 1N 5 S3C0NDS." yelled Xenon.
Yeah, OPness sucks, doesn't it.