Okay, I was in the shower this morning, and I suddenly had this idea! I know I'm supposed to be working on How it Should have Been, but come on; I just find this plot hilarious!
Music – It's all your fault - Pink
Disclaimer – Even if Stephanie Meyer was dead, would you still think I was her?
I opened my eyes. I was lying on a large, heart shaped bed. My head was pounding.
What happened last night?
I remember being the bar, and having only a couple of vodka shots . . . or was it tequila . . . or was it both?
OH CRAP!
I ran my hands through my tangled hair.
I felt something metal on my left hand.
OH DEAR GOD NO!
I lifted my left hand towards my face.
SHIIIIIIT! No way could this be happening!
On my wedding finger was a large gold ring.
I looked down. And suddenly realized I was naked.
OH I'M IN DEEP SHIT NOW!
I heard shuffling on the outside of the door. There was a click.
A man walked in, his back to me with a cup of coffee in his hand.
There was something familiar about his messy blonde hair.
I gasped.
"Good morning Mrs. Newton!"
AHHHHHH!!!! Lol! They basically go to Vegas. Bella gets too drunk and marries Mike! I just found the thought of Bella and Mike Hilarious! Send me reviews! Do you find it funny? A good thing? A bad thing? Nonchalant? Tellll meeeee!!!! Sky007999
P.S. sorry I didn't send this to you D.!
