Okay, I was in the shower this morning, and I suddenly had this idea! I know I'm supposed to be working on How it Should have Been, but come on; I just find this plot hilarious!

Music – It's all your fault - Pink

Disclaimer – Even if Stephanie Meyer was dead, would you still think I was her?

I opened my eyes. I was lying on a large, heart shaped bed. My head was pounding.

What happened last night?

I remember being the bar, and having only a couple of vodka shots . . . or was it tequila . . . or was it both?

OH CRAP!

I ran my hands through my tangled hair.

I felt something metal on my left hand.

OH DEAR GOD NO!

I lifted my left hand towards my face.

SHIIIIIIT! No way could this be happening!

On my wedding finger was a large gold ring.

I looked down. And suddenly realized I was naked.

OH I'M IN DEEP SHIT NOW!

I heard shuffling on the outside of the door. There was a click.

A man walked in, his back to me with a cup of coffee in his hand.

There was something familiar about his messy blonde hair.

I gasped.

"Good morning Mrs. Newton!"

AHHHHHH!!!! Lol! They basically go to Vegas. Bella gets too drunk and marries Mike! I just found the thought of Bella and Mike Hilarious! Send me reviews! Do you find it funny? A good thing? A bad thing? Nonchalant? Tellll meeeee!!!! Sky007999

P.S. sorry I didn't send this to you D.!