Author's Note: Drabble after the second movie. Warning: Contains plot spoilage, but nothing you didn't already see in the previews.
The Answering Machine of Guillermo Del Toro
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Hi, Guillermo? Liz Sherman. I just got the details of the Hellboy movie you released, since I haven't seen it yet. And I just want to say…
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
I mean… PREGNANT?! I'm sorry, I'm not that type of girl, buddy! Just because Superman's having an illegitimate kid in the movies, doesn't mean I have to get knocked up! I mean JEEZ! You could've at least mentioned that to me before you did it. And don't even think about trying to tell me it was in the point two font fine print you can't read with a magnifying glass!
I SWARE, if you pull any of that shit ever again- I'm gonna burn-
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