Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Seigaku

Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis except for the OCs. And the extreme weird idea that just pop into my head 2 in the morning. I can't sleep till I actually wrote this and slept at 4 in the morning... Enjoy~

"Counting down..."

"3…"

"2…"

"1…"

"Start!"

And the screen appeared a girl wearing a pink kimono while holding a microphone.

"Hi there, everyone! Thanks for tuning in to Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special. I'm Takimoto Ran, your live reporter for today and our cameraman is my brother, Takimoto Ryuu. First of all, we would like to wish all of you Happy New Year! For our special program for today that was called Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Seigaku, we are going to Seigaku. So keep your eyes on our program and do not, I repeat, do not change the channel or you will suffer the worst consequences… Just kidding! Anyway, without wasting any time, let's move on to Seigaku now."

---At Seigaku---

"Okay, my dear viewers, we had now arrived at Seigaku. Today's special program is Inui Sadaharu's New Drinks Recipes on Live! For the safety and the survival of the school, we had prepared a special house somewhere quite far from the school but still in the school compound just for this special program. For the safety and the health of the viewers, if you can't stand to see any disgusting things or weird things that will make you feel sick or feel like puking, we suggest you to immediately switch channel. I repeat, we suggest you to immediately switch channel. Moving on, we are going to introduce the Seigaku's tennis regulars. First the captain, Tezuka Kunimitsu, vice-captain, Oishi Shuichirou, the 3rd year regulars, Fuji Syuusuke, Inui, Sadaharu, Kawamura Takashi and Kikumaru Eiji, 2nd year regulars, Momoshiro Takeshi and Kaidoh Kaoru. Last but not least, the 1st year regular and my childhood friend, Echizen Ryoma. Moving on, we are going to introduce today's main character, Inui Sadaharu."

"It's 100% that we are appearing on Live…" As Inui wrote something on his notebook.

"Erm… Inui-san."

"Ah, I'm sorry for ignoring you. I'm Seigaku's 3rd Year, Inui Sadaharu." He introduced himself as his spectacles gave off an evil glint. "Today, I'm going to show you my newest recipe on Live. I prepared it yesterday especially for today. Before that, here are the lists of ingredients that are needed for the recipe." (A/N: Use your imagination about the ingredients. I'm too lazy to list them down.) And he showed a very very long list of ingredients needed.

"Okay… Let's just go into the special house and begin to make your new juice."

Ran, Ryuu and Inui entered into the building first while the rest of the regulars trailed behind, scared of what was going to happen to them except Tezuka, the stoic captain and Fuji, who was smiling.

As Inui stood behind the counter, he brought out quite a lot of ingredients and put it on the counter. On the counter, there were a lot of utensils and some racks full of weirdly-colored liquids.

"First, add some water into the beaker. Then put the beaker on the Bunsen burner to boil the water. After the water was boiled… First, add… then, add… and add this…... (A/N : I have totally no idea what was Inui going to make so use your imagination okay? Back to the story.) Then let it boiled for about 10 minutes without putting anything because it might be very dangerous." Inui said then he turned back to get some more ingredients. The liquid in the beaker turned into some very weird color… Everybody looked at the liquid with fear in their eyes.

"Eto...Well… While waiting, let's ask some opinions or some comments from the other Seigaku regulars. Shall we?"

(A/N : Try to guess who was the one talking. It was pretty obvious after all. So, have fun!)

"Yudan sezu ni ikou."

"Ugh… why is Inui-sempai making another new drink… And the color looks even scarier than before… Mada mada da ne."

"Saa… I'm looking forward to taste Inui's new drink. I wonder how it tastes like…"

"Inui is scary nya~ He is trying to kill all of us nya!"

"Umm… Are we going to be all right…?" "Taka-san, the racket." "ALL RIGHT BABY!!! I'M BURNING!!! I'M NOT SCARE OF THE NEW DRINK!!!"

"Today, they had a special offer at the burger shop… I'm gonna save my stomach for that… I'm so not going to drink Inui-sempai's drink… Ikeneya… Ikeneyo…"

"Fsshhh…" Basically, he was shaking with fear.

"Ugh… I hope Eiji will watch out while holding the tubes so he would not hurt himself…"

"Okay, these were all the opinions and comments we managed to get from the rest of the Seigaku regulars…"

Wait. Pause. Playback.

"Well, while waiting, let's ask some…" "Not that back!!! Forward a bit more. A bit more, a bit more and… okay, play!"

"Ugh… I hope Eiji will watch out while holding the tubes so he would not hurt himself…"

Everyone immediately turned and saw Eiji who was next to Inui while holding a tube fill with pink color liquid but Inui did not seem to be aware of Eiji.

'Kikumaru/ Eiji/ Eiji-sempai NO!!!' Everyone tried rushed to Eiji to stop him from pouring the liquid into the weird liquid which was still boiling not more than 10 minutes yet.

Unfortunately, they were too late as Eiji empty the whole tube of pink liquid into the beaker. The liquid in the beaker immediately change color into pink, then red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then brown and finally black.

After a few seconds, the liquid puff some black smoke and in the middle of the black liquid, it turned into some furiously red color and looked liked it was about to explode. Everyone immediately ran out of the building as if their lives depended on it while Oishi grabbed Eiji and ran away together except for Inui who was still not aware of what was going on.

"Huff… huff… Sorry viewers… Huff… It looks like we had some minor changes in our program."

After they ran to a very safe distance… Let's say at least 5 kilometres... that's too much... about 2 kilometres from the building. Suddenly, they heard a very loud-

"KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"

They turned around and saw a lot of thick smoke with the big... okay a HUGE "XD" sign on it floating towards the air. All of them sweat-dropped.

As the smoke started to clear, the special house that was painted white had turned into as black as soot. Or maybe even blacker than that. Everyone sweat-dropped again and felt fortunenately that they managed to run for their lives just in time.

Most of the regulars prayed, "Inui / Inui-sempai... may you rest in peace / piece…"

Ran just sweat-dropped. "I guess that concludes this New Year Special Program. I'm your reporter, Takimoto Ran and all the casts wish you a very Happy New Year! Akemashite Omedeto Gozaimasu! We thank you again for tuning into Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Seigaku and we hope that you had enjoyed yourself through out the show even though it turn out to be a very big disaster. We hope to meet you all again soon. Ja."

OWARI

A/N: Thanks for reading this weird story that just pop into my mind. Anyway, I would like to wish you guys a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I hope you had enjoyed this. So, please do review!!!

Oh ya! As for Inui, he was not dead. I'm not that evil. He had been rescued and sent to a hospital. I guess it would take him a few months to recover… Eventhough I said that the characters were going to suffer, in the end, Inui's the only suffering. Poor Inui, this teaches him to be more aware of his surroundings next time but not in my story.

Once again, I wish you guys had a very, merry, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Minna-san, Akemashite Omedeto Gozaimasu!

新年快乐！

Written on 1/1/2009

~Baby Kangaroo~