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Chapter 1: Randomness
Naruto was just waking up from a deep slumber.
Naruto: Where am I?
Hinata: N-naruto-kun you're a-a-awake…
Naruto: Where are we?
Sasuke stands up and takes the dirt away from his shirt.
Sasuke: More importantly, where are the others?
Sakura: I'm right here Sasuke-kun!
Ino: Me too!
Sakura: Would you back off of Sasuke! Ino-pig!
Ino: You're the one who should back off, forehead-girl!
Sasuke: Sigh, here we go again…
Shikamaru: It's so noisy! Troublesome women…
Lee: THAT IS SO UNYOUTHFUL!!! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!!
Gai: YOU ARE SO RIGHT LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Then a sunset background appeared.
Neji: They are annoying like hell…and how did they did that?
Tenten: I dunno…
Kiba: Akamaru! Let's just ignore them…let's just play…
Shino was talking to his bugs.
Naruto: It's always about Sasuke!
Sasuke: Sigh…they don't like you because you're a loser, dope…
Naruto: I am not a loser!
Sasuke: Yes you are…
Naruto: No I don't!
The fight just continued. While Kakashi just watched all of them sweatdropping…
A girl's voice: Will all of you just shut up!!!
All of them just looked strangely at the walls, the ceilings and the floors.
A girl's voice: You're in a room where the author like me and readers can control you…you can only escape by answering all the questions that the reader or reviewers will give you…may I remind you can't kill me…oh and by the way just call me SB…
Lee: THIS WONDERFUL VOICE IS VERY YOUTHFUL!!!!
Gai: YOU ARE RIGHT LEE!!!!
Tenten: Here they go again…
SB: Oh yeah, I forgot no manly hugs until I say so…
Lee: WE HAVE BEEN CURSE BY UNYOUTHFULNESS!!!
Kiba: Oh brother…
Naruto: Let me outta here!!! There's no ramen in here!!!
Sasuke: You annoy me!
Sakura and Ino: You are totally right Sasuke-kun!
The two glared each other again. Then a knock is heard from the door.
SB: Ooohhh…the final guests has arrived!!!
The sand sibs entered.
Everyone screamed: DON'T CLOSE THE—
Temari closed the door.
Everyone: door…
Temari: I'm sorry…I'll just open it again…-opens door- Why can't I open this damn door!!!
Kakashi: We can't get out unless we answer some questions…
Kankuro: Oh…
Gaara: Kankuro! Give me back Mr. Snuggles!
Kankuro: Nope!
Gaara: Why you!!
Kankuro: You attack me, I'll kill Mr. snuggles
Everyone sweatdropped.
Gaara: Okay…
Gai: KAKASHI I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN APPLE-EATING CONTEST!!!
Kakashi: Hm?
Gai: CURSE YOUR HIPNESS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!!!!
Hinata: Um…let's just end this…so we can answer those questions to the next chapter and get out of here…
Naruto: -hugs hinata- You're right, Hinata-chan!!!
Hinata faints.
Naruto: What happened to you!!!
Neji: What did you do?!
SB: Well, before you have a rumble there let's end this chapter…
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