Interview with Anko
By: queenofrandomness

A/N: Well, this is my interview. Um, it's the first thing I've ever written. If you want to make requests, go ahead. BTW: In here I am Hiomi and my friend (who help me write this) is Anna. I really am clueless at times. Please review. .

Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin. Not even the pocket lint in my pockets. It belongs to my parents.

Hiomi: Hello everyone! Today, I am going to mur-, I mean interview Anko here. points to Anko Say hi to everyone Anko. Cause it'll be your last grins evilly

Anko: Um, what was that Hiomi?

Hiomi: Nothing, nothing! Soon little mortal, soon! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anko: Backs away slowly What are you 'laughing' about? Because it's starting to freak me out.

Hiomi: Oh, um... uh... LOOK! IT'S TOM CRUISE!!! Points behind Anko

Anko: Turns around WHERE?!

Hiomi: Walks towards door I'll get you next time!

Anko: Hey! Tom Cruise isn't here!

Hiomi: About to open the door.

Anna: Comes bursting through the door. WHERE'S HIOMI?!

Anko: Points behind the door.

Anna: Oh... Whoops! Anyway, WHY'D YOU PAINT MY DOG?!

Hiomi: He was feelin' blue.

Anko: HEY! Aren't you supposed to be interviewing ME?!

Hiomi: I don't know. Was I? (A/N: Wow! Totally Clueless!! --)

Anna: Aww! Why isn't Gaa-chan (Gaara) here?

Hiomi: Didn't you read the sign? Points to sign that appears from nowhere. 'No Emo's Allowed!' Or Elmo for that matter!

Anko:Why not Elmo! He's so cute!

Anna: I KNOW!!

A/A: Start singing 'Elmo's World'

Hiomi: Are you guys on crack or something?

A/A: Look at each other Maybe.

Hiomi: Sighs How many times do I have to tell you people?! If you need some, come to me!

Anna: OK! I'll have-.

Anko: Slaps Anna. You idiots! We're on live TV!!

Hiomi: We are? I mean, Of Course we are! Well folks, hope you enjoyed our totally pointless play!

Audience Member: Why are you refering to drugs?! There are children here you know!

Hiomi: There are? Shrugs.

Audience Member: Of course there are! And you just inspired them!

Hiomi: Did not!

Audience Member: Did too!

Hiomi: Did not! Throws random chair at the Audience Member.

Audience Member: Gets scared, and runs off, peeing in his pants.

Hiomi: Dusting off her hands. Well, that takes care of him!

Anna: What do you mean?

Hiomi: I Mean, he could've exposed us!

Anko: And what do you mean by that?

Hiomi: He could've gone to the cops!

Anna: Well then, Pulls out flamethrower I guess I'll just have to 'take care' of you too! Points flamethrower at Hiomi.

Hiomi: Whoa! What do you mean by that?

Anna: You could tell the cops I attepted to buy drugs!

Hiomi: Why would I do that?! If I told them about you, I would have to tell them about me too, right?

Anna: Hmm. Good point. But can I still use the flamethrower on you though?

Assistant: Comes out of nowhere. NO! No flamethrower allowed!

Everybody Else: AWW SHUT IT SR. QUESO!

Assisant: 'Sr. Queso'? Where'd that come from?

Hiomi: Shrugs I don't know. It's the first thing that came to mind. Why? Do you not like it? Sticks out tongue

Assistant: No! I DON'T like it!

Hiomi: Fine! I'll call you Jeeves then.

Assistant: JEEVES?!

Hiomi: Yes Jeeves. Now go get me water.

Assistant: I'm your assistant, not your servant!

Hiomi: WATER!!!

Anna: Me too!

Anko: Me three!

Assistant: FINE!!! Stomps off mumbling to himself.

Anko: Now, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE INTERVIEWING ME?! NOT DOING TOTALLY RANDOM STUFF!

Hiomi: Sighs Fine. Do have a hissy fit!

Anko: I DON'T HAVE HISSY FITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna: Anyway, Hiomi, Switches to British accent. I do believe you had a question for Anko.

Hiomi: Switches to British accent too. Oh yes! Quite right! Quite right!

Anko: Why are you guys talking funny?

Hiomi: Back to normal accent. DO YOU WANT THE STUPID QUESTION OR NOT?!?!?!

A/A: Now look who's having a hissy fit.

Hiomi: I'M NOT-!

Bell Starts Ringing

Anna: What the hell is that?!

A Lot Of People Come Rushing In

Doctor: Ok, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way!

Hiomi: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!

Doctor: Sighs. That's what you said yesterday. Fine. Have it your way. Snaps fingers.

Some Random Big Guy Comes And Holds HiomiDown

Hiomi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Looks at the guy. Oh. Hey Todd! Haven't seen you in a while.

Todd: Yeah, I've been on vacation with my family. You know how it is.

Doctor: Todd! What have I told you about conversing with the patients?!

Todd: Sorry Doctor.

Doctor: OK! Hiomi, time for you medicine.

Hiomi: Never!!!!! Somehow breaks away from Todd's grip.

Doctor: Get Her!!!!!

Hiomi: Runs into a closet, locking the door.

Anna: Sighs. HIOMI! GET OUT HERE AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE! NOW!

Hiomi: Crosses arms like a little child. No.

Anko: Let me try something. Hiomi, LOOK! It's Johnny Depp!

Hiomi: Busts out of the closet. WHERE?!

Doctors Rush In And Give HiomiHer Medication

Hiomi: Hiomi feel sleepy. FLYING CHIPMUNKS! Collapses.

Anna: Well, I guess that's the end of that interview!

Anko: But, what about my question?

Anna: Sweatdrops Actually... There never was question. It was fust to shut you up.

Anko: WHAT?! Picks up Anna's flamethrower. I'LL BURN YOU TO BITS!!!!

Assistant: Comes bursting through the wall. NO!

A/A: SHUT UP, JEEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Assistant: Throws up hands. Fine! Kill yourselves for all I care!

Anna: Runs out of the building.

Anko: Runs after her.

Hiomi: Well, that's the REAL end of the interview. Ja ne! Collapses again.

There you have it! My very retarded interview. I think you'll find youruself agreeing with me. Well, please review, and thanks for reading! Ja Ne!

BTW: If I offended someone in this fic, I am very sorry.