A/N: Hello! Random and suckish crack fic.
Author: QuietTimeChocolates
Warnings: Random and suckish
Written for: wprincessluv
Summary: Seem's everyone else forgot their script, because Sam sure as hell didn't get it all wrong.
SWISH! Rinzler threw his disc at Sam, who narrowly avoided it. He then threw his own disc, which Rinzler nimbly flipped and twisted away from.
"Damn show off," muttered Sam. Rinzler caught his disc, but then stood there.
"What? You don't wanna fight?" shouted Sam in disbelief.
"No, I don't," came the curt response. Sam gasped as Rinzler took off his helmet. "Goodness, it's stuffy in there." Footsteps made Sam turn around, only to see his father and Clu.
"We've decided to use our twin-ness to mess with Encom." he announced. Sam was speechless, just what the hell was going on?
"Castor's in charge now," added Clu. Sam's jaw dropped. Who's idea was that? Sam really wanted to know, because it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard.
"But- what happens to the games? What about mortal enemies and everything?" Castor poked Sam, who whirled around to see him and Gem.
"That's my forte now." Castor said. Gem smiled cryptically. Castor held his arms out.
"First order of business… Everyone gets light cycles." The crowd, which Sam had forgotten about, roared.
"And sirens get the best of everything." added Gem. Sam couldn't take it anymore.
"NO! WHAT. THE. HELL?" The crowds cheers died down, and everyone gave him confused looks. Castor turned back to Sam.
"Have a problem do we?" A problem. Sam was sure, this was more than just a problem.
"YES! Okay, one, Rinzler and I supposed to be fighting. Two, Castor is a slim ball pawn of Clu, and third of all, Dad, you're supposed to be mortal enemies with Clu!" Suddenly, Quorra arrived by light jet.
"We should go to Atlantis." Everyone looked around at each other, except for Sam, who's face was a picture of disbelief. Gem smiled at Quorra.
"Alright, lets go to Atlantis." And then everyone sped off on light jets or light cycles, leaving a very mad and confused Sam.
A/N: Right... So no idea where this came from, but reviews are always appreciated!