Transformer with a human soul?

Disclaimer: I don't know transformers or anything with Full metal Alchemist. I just own the old man, the kid and Shadow.

Chapter 1: What's going on

"Where am I, What happened?" I hear people screaming and explosions going on around me

'what in the world is going on, why can't I remember anything?'

I try to get up but found it quiet difficult in fact I had trouble moving all together

"Don't move or I'll shoot"

'like I could anyways' I finally figure out how to see and I wish I didn't for what was pointed at me was a large cannon that looked like it could take out a large building. I saw a symbol on him but didn't understand what it meant, I started getting the feel back in my body, not that it did me any good I still had a cannon pointed at me. I notice that the guy was wasn't human and making a big mistake he was constantly looking away even if it was just for a second,

'he must not think me a too big of a threat, big mistake'

I felt around me very carefully to make sure he didn't notice. I manage to find some ruble that was close enough to use, then I heard him say " Jazz get over here and watch the Decepticon while I help Optimus."

I saw another one of those things run over point his gun at me and then the bigger one disappeared some where, one thing I did notice is that he was more relaxed and talkative and way more stupid then the other one. "don't even think about it." He seems to be studying me just as much as I was studying him "may I at least sit on my knees"

I wondered if he was stupid enough to let me take advantage. "go ahead but I'm watching you" I moved to my knees "now don't try anything." I thought I heard the other one say something about a Decepticon but I wasn't sure so I decided to take the chance and ask "Um Jazz is it? What is a Decepticon?"

" you are a Decepticon and I am an Autobot, I don't why Optimus won't let us kill you now..."

" and you'll never find out" I slam both my hands on the ground and found that I could still do my old tricks, there was a bright light and before he could even make a move the ruble which happen to be a lot of metal and steel probley from a building, turned into chains which wound itself around the on they called Jazz, I got up and look at him there was no way he was going anywhere

"so you think you trap an alchemist, ha, pathetic, weakling." I heard some footsteps coming in my direction "Good job kid I knew you would be an excellent recruit now finish him" I looked at him like a lost child would look at a stranger and asked " what do you mean finish him, why what's the point he's defeated."

"The point! THE POINT IS HE IS THE ENEMY AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT NOW, KILL HIM OR I'LL WILL" he pushed me out of the way and pointed his cannon and him and I felt that it was wrong to kill him no matter who it was, so I did the stupidest thing anyone could do I rammed him and landed on my hands and knees which I meant to do and released him.

The one they called Jazz grabbed me and ran for it knowing he couldn't take the other guy, I had no choice it was either get killed by that guy or possible survive with the Autobots so I let him brag me along knowing who he was going to I was getting scared but there was no backing out now I wanted to be with the good guys.

"Jazz what do you think your doing!" just the he looked up and saw an F22 fly overhead and land ten feet from them "give the kid and you live" I move as far as I could away from him but tried to stay away from the one with the big cannons,

"well it seems the kid has chosen to be with us"

" you will pay for that kid, you'll see"

I must have been suicidal or just plan stupid because the next thing I know I walk out in front of the ones called Autobots and said "What like this" I dropped to my knees and slammed my hands on the ground, there was a bright light and everyone but me shielded the eyes, the ground around the attacker started cracking and spikes started coming out of the ground right under his feet, he back away then transform back into an F22 and flew off.

I tried to get up but fell back to one knee, I knew I couldn't get away now even if I tried so I just stayed put.

"okey kid time to answer question"

" I agree first of all who are you and who am I and what I am I?"

Everyone looked at me like I was total idiot or something, so I thought I try something

"I don't remember my name but I know I am or was human. The reason I not getting up is because that last attack took more energy then I thought. I am an alchemist but I don't know how I got like this, the last thing I remember is waking up this morning to a bright light," I felt the anger rise within me so the next thing I that came to mind I just yelled out "THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW I HAVE THIS A-HOLE'S GUN IN MY FACE"

I pointed to the first person I saw and I was mad everyone was treating like their greatest enemy for no reason but I wasn't going to let them talk until I was finish

"AND NO ONE IS EXPLAINING WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS, NOW TELL WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU AND WHY WAS THAT F22 THING ATTACKING US?"

It was a sight to be seen, I don't think they ever saw their enemy turn friend yell at them as loud as one could or heard so many swear words in one sentence. I must have been yelling ready loud because I never heard the foot steps behind me.

"My, my for a Decepticon you sure have a strange way of attacking."

I manage to get up barley but enough to at least be eye level with the one called Jazz, but when I turned around I nearly fell over for what I saw was another on of these guy but a hell of a lot taller I could have sworn I heard laughing in the background,

"your in trouble now kid"

"You want a bet on that I bet I can take you on, my alchemy verus your gun how about it rookie?"

I know I know calling a guy with a big gun a rookie was a big mistake but I was ticked off and I never liked being laughed at and too stubborn for my own good but I knew I could beat him or at least stop him from moving. I would have got myself ready to attack him when I heard the big autobot say

"troops stand down this one is an autobot and always has been. My apogees young one they had no idea that you were a undercover spy this hole time. Do you know who I am or any of us here"

I looked around at the other autobots and I did not recognize anyone, " I only know one name so far and that's Jazz but is because I heard this one call him over" I pointed yet again at the one with the big cannons "I see so you don't know any of us at all?" "No a clue!"

Author's note: I'm not that creative and a bad speller. This is my first transformer fanfic I try to keep it in first person. I really tired because I'm typing this at my aunts house at 2:00 in the morning on new years day with a cold. Comments/flames/suggestion welcomed.