Alice about to leave the Cullen's house

Taken place in Eclipse May contain OOC

Disclaimer: Mum for my birthday can I want to own twilight!

Mum: NO!!!!!!

Me: 8[

Pranks!

Alice's POV:

'Jasper I'm off shopping with Bella' NOT 'I'll be back before 9 tonight'

'Okay. Have fun'

'Love you!'

'Love you too!'

I wasn't going shopping at all but me and Bella were spending the day together. I drove my amazing yellow Porsche to Bella's house. Charlie was out cause I arranged a fishing trip with Carlisle for him, I no how Charlie loves his fishing.

As I walked to the door, Bella ran out Screaming. SHIT was all that ran through my head. But then I saw that she was happy NOT scared shitless.

'WhatAreWeDoingTodayAlice?' Bella garbled too quickly.

'Well I have SEEN Rosalie with luminous blue hair today and it was OUR fault. So that is on the agenda.'

'COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'

Bella was too happy, what was wrong with her today 'Bella, why are you so hyper?'

'!'

'You hate Ginger beer though! Oh well lets get planning our prank but first I need to change what you are wearing. Do u have any fashion, NO is the answer to that!'

'I'm just wearing my old sweats and a strap top, remember that's all I can find cause of sum evil little visitor!'

After I put some of my old clothes on her, we started planning the prank on Rosalie all morning.

At 1 o'clock we set off for my house I made sure that Jasper, Esme, Edward and Rosalie had gone hunting cause they would be the ones we needed to be aware of and Carlisle was already busy with Charlie. We ran into Rosalie's bathroom and found her new favourite shampoo and Bella mixed in the luminous blue permanent hair dye. Then an idea struck me, why don't we leave a note from Emmett near the Bathroom mirror.

Rosalie, I think your hair is beautiful but look at it now, love you Emmett

'Good, right now all we need to do is hide this next to her hair dryer that is in her draw under her mirror.'

'RUN ALICE, EMMETT IS COMING!!!'

'Bella jump on my back NOW, the only way out is through the window'

'Just go then and quickly, he's running full pelt to Rosalie's room!'

'Three.....................................Two......................................W...'

'JUST FUCKING JUMP ALREADY'

'Okay okay, Bossy.' I muttered just in Bella's hearing range 'GERONIMO' I said as I jumped but after we landed there was a second thud but Bella was still on my back. Woops I jumped too late so Emmett knew who to give his revenge on. I ran as fast as I could because I knew Emmett could run faster than me cause of his strength. Suddenly Bella wasn't on my back any more. I ran back on myself and followed Emmett's sent.