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Robotnik's crazy scheme.
"Ahaha!" Laughed the pudgy genius whie he waddled around his stupidly designed fortress. "This plan is so crazy it just might work!" He exclaimed as he faced his two robots and twiddled his moustache.
"What is it this time 'o magnificent lardyness?" Questioned Scratch. Robotnik promply covered his ears.
"QUIET! That squawk box you call a voice gives me a headache." Complained Robotnik.
"Hurr! You're in for it now!" Laughed Grounder.
"You too!" Yelled the overweight professor as he promptly drop kicked Grounder out the nearest window.
"Gahagaha!" Laughed Scratch. He too was promptly kicked out the window.
"What did I do what did I do?" Cried Coconuts as he rapidly left the building, followed by his mop and bucket.
"Now who can I monolouge to?" He pondered. "You there! Yes! You!" He said as he pointed to a blue hedgehog wearing a eyepatch. The hedgehog promptly jogged over. As Robotnik looked away the new arrival lifted up the eyepatch and winked to nobody in paticular. "Aha!" Laughed robotnik as he pressed a button on a remote that materialised from nowhere. Suddenly a blue sphere enveloped the hedgehog.
"Hey! What gives?" Cried the hedgehog.
"Not that forcefield!" Laughed robotnik. "Now Sonic, I finally have you trapped. Now, with you out of the way I can finally take over mobius! Ahahaha!" Monolouged the evil genius.
"Aren't you going to tell me your plan then?" Queried Sonic.
"Plan? What plan? With you out of the way mobius will be a piece of cake!" Replied Robotnik. Sonic found himself visioning the planet slowly turning into a slice of cake. "...A underground nuclear weapon? Who knows? And the best part is that you can't stop me!" Spoke Robotnik, he finished the sentence by blowing a raspberry at the trapped hedgehog.
"Alright then, but how did you know it was me?" Asked Sonic.
"Hmf. After the last 2 seasons of your silly disguises I decided to get contact lenses." Explained Robotnik
"That explains it."
"Yes."
The two of them remained silent for a while. "Soo... Contacts eh?" Commented Sonic.
"Yeah, they aren't cheap. And the manners of those optometry staff are simply awful." Replied Robotnik.
Another period of silence followed. Only to be broken by sonic starting to whistle.
"Oh stuff it!" Said Robotnik as he waddled over to a nearby control panel. "Now that you are trapped I need to dominate the world." Stated the flabby professor. He started button mashing one of his control panels.
"Launch cycle started." Declared a computer generated voice. A large glass window was revealed as a section of wall retracted into the ceiling. Sonic looked through the window and saw a unaccountable amount of ICBM's* all sitting on launch pads.
*=inter-continental-ballistic-missile
"30 seconds to launch." Said the computer.
"Why are these things always on timers?" Asked Robotnik.
Sonic simply shrugged. "Meh, I like 'em." He said.
"7...6..." Echoed the voice.
"That was quick." Commented sonic.
"The computer is faulty." Explained robotnik.
"Fauly?" Queried the blue hedgehog.
Robotnik pointed to the computer monitor. On it was the symbol of a apple with a bite mark in it.
"Ohhh!" Nodded the hedgehog.
"3..2..1..6..2..4..8..1..9..5..7..16..122..Batman..99..7..Tuna..6"
Sonic looked at Robotnik, who was tapping the symbol on the screen.
"Blast off!" Went the computer.
Sonic closed his eyes. He didn't need to see the hundreds of missiles taking off, hearing the noise from them was bad enough.
"5..6..7..8..3..2..4.." Continued the computer.
Sonic opened his eyes. Not a single missile was airborne.
"WHATT? Where is that noise coming from?" Asked the annoyed fatso as he waddled to the window. "Ohno." He mumbled. He ran over to his computer, no easy task for someone who was 900 pounds overweight. He madly tapped buttons on the computer.
"Defenses activated." Declared the computer. Many different type of weapons deployed from walls around the room.
"What's up doc?" Joked the hedgehog as he watched Robotnik dive behind some form of machine.
Suddenly the glass window shattered as a plane flew through it. The plane somehow flipped in the confined space and within the blink of a eye it had turned into some form of tank. It started shelling all of robotnik's defences. Within seconds they were all in very tiny bits.
Robotnik. From his hiding place, was watching what was happening on a fallen television.
"..if you've just tuned in, this is channel 64 news, reporting live from news helicopter 5 is Darla Gratch. Hi thanks Kent, right now over robotnik's fortress I believe Sonic's partner, in more ways than one, haha.."
Robotnik rolled his eyes at the unfunny joke. As a previous picture of sonic and tails was placed on screen, it appeared to have been taken when sonic claimed to be drunk, as he was kissing a blushing tails, who's eyes were looking at the camera nervously. "Shoo! Show me what's happening now!" Complained the professor.
"...has just flown his plane into the side of Robotnik's fortress, more on that later, back to you Kent..."
"Useless thing!" He grumbled. He stood up so he could see what was going on with his own eyes. He stood up just in time to see the force field disintegrate. "Brilliant." He said sarcastically.
"Missile launch." Stated the computer.
Sonic ran over to the window to witness the missiles as they launched. "Watch out Sonic!" Exclaimed Tails as he drove the tank out the window. Sonic turned around to see Robotnik grab a gun off one of his security robots.
"You aren't getting away this time hedgehog." Snarled Robotnik.
"Bye!" Laughed the hedgehog as he promptly lept out of the window and grabbed onto the wing of the fox's plane.
Robotnik pulled the trigger but only managed to hit one of his own missiles as it rushed past the window. It started spraying fuel out it's side, spraying flamable liquid inside the fortress. Robotnik promptly clambered into a nearby egg shaped escape pod. Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts grabbed the handles on the side of it and ran off with it while making rocket noises.
"How are we going to stop all these missiles!" Yelled Sonic, trying to be heard over the roar of all the rockets that were gaining altitude around them.
Tails spoke but Sonic didn't hear his words. When the fox pressed a small blue button on the control panel of the plane. Suddenly all the noise stopped and the plane and all the rockets hung in midair. "Is time stopped?" Asked Sonic.
"Nah, its a emp." Corrected Tails.
"Emp?" Asked the confused hedgehog. When suddenly the plane pointed vertically downwards and it's pilot started weaving through the falling rockets.
"WEEE!" Yelled Tails as he made the plane spin.
"Curses., that hedgehog isn't the problem, its that pesky fox brat!" Declared the pudgy professor as he watched the news reports on tv. "And I think I know how to get rid of that egotistical fox! Ahahahah!" He laughed as the picture of the embarrassed fox was put on screen again. "Ahahahahahaha!" He laughed as the screen faded out. Whilist zooming in on the fox's eyes.
End of chapter 1
Yup I decided to make this a multi chaptered story. Please review. It only takes 10 seconds after reading all that. Even if you just say its score out of 10. please.