A/N: Hello everybody! fencergirl00 here. Guess what? I'm starting a new story!
horsie890: You had better update this a lot more often than you have a tendency to!
fg00: No duh. Anyway, here goes the story…thingy….yeah.
Disclaimer: Ugh, I hate these things. I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Disney, or anything like that. I just own my personal OCs who appears in the story.
Chapter 1: The insanity begins
"Hey sis! Watcha doin'?" A familiar light voice startled fencergirl00, making her fall off of her bed where she had been typing on her laptop, causing it to fall on her head.
"Oww…ever consider knocking, Lex?" fg00 groaned, rubbing her head. Her shoulder length blonde hair that had a slight reddish tint (A/N: I guess that makes it Strawberry Blonde, but whatever) was messy from not having been brushed, and now being rubbed. Her light blue eyes that had a grayish tinge (sometimes causing them to turn gray) were now slightly crossed after her blow to the head by her own computer.
"I did! Didn't you hear?" Her little sister, Alexis replied bubbly. Alexis was more or less a Mini-Me (a/n: I don't own that!) of fg00, except with platinum blonde hair and bluish greenish eyes. Also, she was a good four inches shorter than fg00's own 5'8".
"If I did, would I be asking you if you knocked?"
"Umm….yeah…?" fg00 silently cursed her little sister for being stupid. Even if she was three years younger than fg00's own thirteen. She then sighed, knowing it was very rare that she ever even SAW Alexis. You see, fg00 was adopted at birth, so she practically never sees her little sis.
"Never mind. What is it?"
"What's what?" 'Oh for God's sake' fg00 thought.
"Why did you come in?"
"I wanted to see what you were doing! I'm bored and I wanna do stuff with my big sis!" fg00 smiled to herself. 'Weeeell…'
"Actually, I was just typing some ideas that I had. You see…" fg00 whispered her plan into her little sister's ear. Alexis's face lit up as her big sister explained it.
"That sounds like so much fun! Can I be in it please please PLEASE?" Alexis begged.
"Of course! Why else would I tell you about it?" fg00 answered.
"Umm…..cuz? Can I be the host though pweeeeeeeeeese?" Alexis put on her puppy-dog expression on her face. fg00 shrugged.
"Sure, why not? Now, I have some plans to go over." She picked up her laptop and tried to get it to come back on, but….
"C'mon you stupid computer….Wake up! I SAID TURN ON!" fg00 shouted furiously at the laptop that wouldn't turn on. Then, it short-circuited, shocking fg00 and causing the laptop to start smoking. Alexis just stared at the sight and started laughing.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR COMPUTER BLEW UP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Alexis said, rolling on the floor laughing. fg00 stared at the wreckage of her laptop, shrugged, and threw it out a conviently placed window, pwning Auron, who happened to be walking by. She then pulled out another laptop identical to the first and starting typing again, with Alexis staring over her shoulder (yeah, she stopped laughing finally).
In a very dark room, where practically nothing could be seen except a table, some chairs, and a randomly placed book, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Namine, Seifer, Fuujin, Raiijin, Vivi, Leon, Yuffie, Cloud, Aerith, Sephiroth, Tifa, Yuna, Rikku, and all of Organization XIII, except for Axel, who was strangely missing, and Roxas, because he was with the Twilight Town crew, not Organization XIII (Wow, that's a long list) were crowded into the room. (A/N: That musta been one big room, for 28 people to be in it at the same time)
"Okay, where are we?" Sora asked randomly.
"It appears as though we are in a large room." Saix answered.
"No, we're in the middle of a big field filled with flowers." Seifer replied sarcastically.
"Flowers? WHERE?" Marluxia demanded
"Dude, that was just plain weird, y'know?" Rai said.
"Why are we here again?" Zexion said with a bored sigh.
"Because…..umm…..why are we here again, Squall?" Yuffie asked
"IT'S LEON! And because we all got that invitation and then found ourselves here, remember?"
"Ahem! Hey, is this thing on?" A big booming voice came out of nowhere.
"AH! BIG SCARY VOICE THINGIE! DON'T HURT ME!" Rikku screamed, cowering behind Yuna. (A/N: I actually like Rikku, but I had to have this little joke at her expense, because she is scared of everything. Rikku: Meanie)
"Okaaaay…I'll just ignore that. Anyway, welcome to Kingdom Hearts Talent!" The big booming voice said. Suddenly, the lights came on, and the 28 people found themselves on a very large stage. A trap door opened up, and with some fog billowing from it, a single figure appeared who held a microphone. The person had straight platinum blonde hair that fell in layers to the base of her neck (yeah, a girl). Her bluish-greenish eyes sparkled from the lights. She wore a light pink sleeveless shirt and longish denim skirt that went to about her knees, along with a necklace with a small red heart on it and a blue bracelet with a dolphin dangling from it. She started coughing.
"Stupid (cough) fog. I knew (cough) she used (cough) too much. Anyway, let me introduce (cough) the judges! First from (cough) Twilight Town, we have Hay-(cough) Hayner." A light came on over at the previously empty table. Hayner waved, then said. "Uh, maybe you should stop talking enough for the fog to go away." The girl nodded and had another coughing fit.
"Wow, that's the first time Hayner has ever mad a kind suggestion." Roxas mused. Having recovered from her coughing fit, the girl started to talk again.
"Sorry about that. Anyway, our next judge, from Hollow Bastion, we have Paine!" Another spotlight went on, revealing Paine, who was sitting on the table because the chair was far too big for her. "Hi." She said simply.
"And now, from the World that Never Was and our third judge, Axel!" a red spotlight shone on him, and he grinned, amused by the book he was currently burning.
"And our fourth and final judge, also the authoress of this story, fencergirl00!" A spotlight shone on the fourth seat…but it was empty. Everyone in the room started looking around. "uh…fg00….hello?" the girl said. A flush was heard, and everyone sweatdropped as a girl who looked like the person announcing everyone except older and with strawberryish blonde hair and blue-grey eyes and taller returned to the fourth seat.
"Sorry, what'd I miss?" She asked.
"Other than your cue, nothing." the announcer person said. Then fg00 noticed Axel burning the book…
"AXEL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY BOOK!" She yelled
"What? It's just a useless bunch of paper!" Axel replied, tearing his attention away from the flames long enough to talk to fg00.
"But it's my favorite book…aww man…oh well. That's what spare copies are for." fg00 whined, then pulled out another copy of the book and started to read.
The announcer girl continued, ignoring the little book-burning session. "And I'm your host and fg00's sister, Alexis! And now, for your first act, everyone is going to be split into pairs!"
"Why?" Xaldin asked.
"Because thirty of you going at one at a time is too much of a headache for me to type, so this way is easier." fg00 replied.
"Right. Now everyone's name is in this hat, so I'll call a name and that person will come up, pick a name, and the picked name will be said person's partner. Right, first is…Marluxia…" Marluxia walked up and picked a name, then squealed with delight, which we all know can't be good.
"YAY! I got Superior, I got Superior!" He said, dancing around like a little prissy girl….which he kinda is.
"Why must the world be so cruel? Why oh why?" Xemnas sighed, then got pulled backstage by Marluxia.
"Okay, next is…Roxas!" Roxas came up, picked, shrugged, and said "Tifa." He walked backstage with Tifa behind him. "Alrighty then, Vexen!" Vexen came up and his face contorted in horror… "Oh no, not again! NOOO!" Vexen cried. Alexis grabbed the piece of paper, and grinned. "Oh this is too good. Sora." Sora's eyes became filled with fear as he walked backstage with an equally scared Vexen.
"Aerith, come on down!" Aerith picked, then sighed in what seemed to be relief. "Zexion." The two went backstage, following Vexen and Sora.
"Let's see here, Demyx!" Demyx came up so quickly that it was like he poofed there. He pulled out a piece of paper, then shouted "RIKKU!" at the top of his lungs. This startled the poor little fairy-person and made her start flying around in circles. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!" She screamed, then stopped, because Demyx had more or less grabbed her and popped her on his shoulder. Once everything was somewhat sane once more, Alexis continued to read names, having people come up, pick, then go away with their assigned partner. Finally, she was finished. Here are the pairs:
Marluxia/ Xemnas
Roxas/ Tifa
Vexen/ Sora
Aerith/ Zexion
Demyx/ Rikku
Riku/ Raiijin
Cloud/ Sephiroth (that can't be good)
Fuujin/ Luxord
Larxene/ Saix (Oh boy)
Yuffie/ Yuna
Leon/ Kairi
Xigbar/ Namine
Xaldin/ Lexaeus (Xaldin: Why, wind? WHY!)
Seifer/ Vivi
"So judges, whatdya think?"
"Dude, this is going to be a total laugh!" Hayner said with a grin.
"Interesting." Paine said simply.
"Can't wait to see how this goes." Axel put in.
"This is too good. This is waaaay too good." fg00 said evilly, then looked up from her book, "Huh? Oh wait, the pairs? Sorry, I was um…anyway!" She surveyed the pairs, then started laughing. "This is going to be so much fun to watch!" She laughed.
"Oh, and before I forget, instead of just coming in every week to perform," Alexis said, "You'll all be living together!"
"WHAT!" Practically everyone shouted. All four judges started laughing.
"So long everyone, and see you next week!" Alexis said happily into the microphone, and all 28 contestants disappeared to their new home for the show. fg00 sat back in her chair, grinning happily to herself. 'I'm so happy I thought of this' she thought with a little chuckle.
fg00: That's chapter one, everybody! The reason I had Hayner, Paine, and Axel as the judges along with myself is because…well…Hayner just cuz, Paine because I wanted to torture the rest of the Hollow Bastion crew and Paine is to be the 'calm' judge, and Axel…because…well…AXEL RULES!
h890: ….whoa….wasn't expecting that.
fg00: " Anyway, it will probably take me a long time to update because I have absolutely no idea as to what everyone should do, so I'll happily take suggestions! And the first person to review for this chapter will appear as special judge! Oh, and the pairs idea is Namine14's. I just borrowed it for this! I'm sorry if you want to kill me! whimpers And any flames I may get will be given to Axel so he can cook hotdogs for the judges. Bye!