TOMATO FEVER
Standard disclaimer applied.
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"I knew it! Sasuke-teme's gay!"
BOINK.
"Shut up, Naruto! Uhm, Sasuke-kun, what exactly are you doing inside Victoria's Secret? Because you know, it's where girls buy sexy lingerie and stuffs and you're not a girl, are you? Hahaha. Wait, what am I thinking? Of course you're not gaaa—"
"I want that one, Sakura."
OH YEAH.
Now this is the point where Sakura's jaw drops all the way down, down, down to the floor and her eyes pops all the way out, out, out of their sockets –'cause it's freaky like that- because our supposed to be Sasuke-kun of extreme hotness and ultimate awesomeness –slash- incredibleness is pointing at a black sexy, skimpy, flaunty, bitchyNET outfit with red flames adorning the underside of its brassier and has a matching whip for she does-not-care-whatever purposes.
LALALALALA!!
"Sasuke-ku—"
"I want it so bad, Sakura."
I want it so bad…
I want it so bad…
I WANT IT SOOOOOOOO BAD, SAKURA!!!
FATALITY!!
TEEHEE!!
"Heh, I told you he's gay. But noooooooooooooooo, you just had to punch me and--, HEY! Sakura-chan! SAKURA-CHAN!!"
"What happened to her, dobe?"
"It's your fault, teme!!"
"Me? What the fuck did I do?!"
"You were being your gay self again!"
"What do you mean AGAIN? And I'm not gay you idiot!"
"Well, why were you pointing at… at… at THAT!! Huh?!"
"Mother sjr#iwa4e&ur8y! I didn't mean those, stupid! What I meant were those bottles!!"
"Huh?"
"Fuck you."
And beyond the racks of sexy, skimpy, flaunty, bitchylingerie are transparent bottles which were labeled…
TOMATO SCENTED BATH BUBBLES OF AWESOMENESS
…just waiting to be used.
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First attempt in humor.
And yes, it SUCKED BIG TIME.
But hey!
My apologies.
-Cupid