Title: Ten Reasons
Summary: Ten reasons why people should elect her as president.
Inspirations: icons, Rosie Rushton, iPhone; mine in particular
Song to Listen to: Crush – Cute is What We Aim For
Interesting Fact #1: I owned Brendon Urie first, Hansie! Muahaha!
Interesting Fact #2: Nothing; I just wanted a larger word count :P
Dedicated To: wannabe alphas
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Ten Reasons Why People Should Elect Me as President
by
Massie Block
One – I have the best style – everything I wear is praised and copied.
Two – I have a keen intellect and I am emotionally detatched from my parents.
Three – Boys love me.
Four – I have gone to numerous countries and know how to say the F-word in ten different languages.
Five – My dad can bribe the officials to let me in the White House.
Six – I act perfect. Until I get angry. Just like presidents.
Seven – People listen and beg on their knees to me.
Eight – I own an iPhone. Anyone who owns an iPhone – except Alicia – can rule. Just ask Steve Jobs.
Nine – Have you seen my closet?
Ten – I can seduce the voters.
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A/N: Not as funny as the last one but hopefully, it deserves some feedback, eh?