It was around 5'o clock on the beautiful summers afternoon. Kakashi with his 'Icha Icha Paradise' book in front of his face as usual, was just crossing the little bridge.
Iruka was rushing towards Kakashi's direction, his arms clutched around a large cardboard box, full to the brim of his students' latest homework.
The paving stones on the bridge were old and worn out, so Iruka didn't see the slightly raised one which his right foot collided with.
Iruka's face froze in shock as the box took flight and he plummeted face first towards the hard ground. In one swift motion, Kakashi dropped his precious book and caught Iruka by his shoulders; his sweaty face inches from the ground, Iruka mumbled a breathless "Arigato".
Iruka's students' homework had drifted off in all sorts of directions, many of them following the box and landing with a plop in the gentle river below.
Watching from behind Kakashi was a serious looking ninja with a rather long toothpick stuck out from the corner of his mouth.
He sighed lightly then quickly retrieved all traces of the homework and then stood at Kakashi's side facing the rather irritated Iruka.
"Whassup Genma-kun?" Kakashi said picking up his little orange book and resuming his lost page.
Iruka had taken his now falling apart homework box off Genma and was staring at it in horror as the ink ran all over the mushy paper, making it completely illegible.
"Damn it!" Iruka grumbled, "How the hell am I supposed to mark it now?"
Genma grinned at the frustrated man before him and his toothpick turned upwards to match his amused expression.
Kakashi however, was so deeply engrossed in his pervy little book, did nothing but grin under his mysterious black mask.
"You know Iruka, you should be more careful" Genma chimed, "You work too much anyways…you're a workaholic man."
Iruka fumbled through the slimy box he was caressing, trying desperately to find a homework that had not been ruined, a massive frown was pasted on his nice tanned face.
"You should try being an alcoholic instead…it's much more fun…" Genma smiled, his toothpick bobbing up and down between his lips.
"Or a chocoholic." Kakashi suggested, closing his book tenderly.
Iruka looked up and sighed, the soggy cardboard box looked like mush in his arms, Genma grinned heartily for the pitiful Iruka and then smacked the mush back into the river.
"Hey!" Iruka protested, "I was- "
"Come on lets go have some fun" Kakashi chuckled, ignoring Iruka's frustration and rounding up the two men by putting his arms around their shoulders.
A couple of minutes later, Kakashi, Genma and a slightly uncomfortable Iruka were sitting at the back off a pub with an ice-cold pint before each of them.
Kakashi was sat next to a wall, with a smiley Genma next to him and Iruka sat opposite Genma wondering why he wasn't at home peacefully marking some students' work.
Genma snatched up his pint and drank it down in one ferocious gulp, Kakashi preferred to sip at his, but Iruka just sat there timidly looking at Genma and Kakashi, who were in turn staring at him. This made Iruka feel very awkward.
"Come on Iruka-kun relaaaax! Y'know, your wound up so tight all the time…you need to unwind and chill" Genma said whilst gesturing to the bartender for more drinks.
Kakashi brought out a slightly squashed and slightly melted box of chocolates from his jacket pocket and waved it under Iruka and Genma's faces.
Seeing that they did not want any, he opened his little pervy book again and began to eat the chocolates himself. To do this he had to take off his mask, and so he did, placing it on the table.
Kakashi was always reluctant to take off his mask in public, because some people reacted weirdly towards his exposed face. Like those people at that ramen place, who had funny swoony expressions on their faces when they saw it. Kakashi's face was just too damn handsome for some people to handle!
"Hey Iruka-kun, lets have a drinking competition, eh?" Genma suggested pushing several pints and shots of alcohol towards Iruka. "We'll play a couple of games and drink up!"
About half an hour later, Kakashi had finished off his chocolates and was licking the plastic chocolate tray clumsily. Genma had managed to get Iruka to unwind and play various loud drinking games, which had now resulted in both of them being wildly drunk and beetroot faced.
"Uhh…Genmaaaa-kuuun!" Iruka hiccoughed, "I wanna play summore!"
Genma was stuck in a funny daze and his toothpick had ended up in his hand and he was using it to poke Kakashi's thigh.
"Hey!" Kakashi squealed, remains of his chocolate were on the tip of his nose, "I'm trying to read 'ere"
And so, Kakashi continued reading his book, he was a few pages from finishing so he stared intently at it, but Genma and Iruka's drunken singing was severely destroying his concentration, so Kakashi gave up and drank the remainder of his pint, with Genma still poking him every now and then with that really pointy toothpick.
It was now 8pm and the sky had gone a warm pink and blue colour. Genma's close friend Gekkou joined the drunken lot and wondered if they'd want to make the evening a little more interesting.
Gekkou pulled out a pretty deck of gold-rimmed cards and began shuffling them artistically, before slamming it down amongst the table cluttered with empty alcohol containers and sat down next to the swaying Iruka.
The glorious game of strip poker ended with Iruka in his birthday suit and Genma strangely in no pants. Kakashi had only had to take off his jacket and Gekkou, somehow had won every round. They had all downed a shot between every round and all off them were red in the face and looked like blushing idiots.
"Whoooo! I feel wonky!" Iruka screamed, waving his arms in the air as if he was doing the Mexican wave.
"He he heeee!" Genma giggled insanely poking his own cute butt cheeks with his toothpick.
Kakashi was close to passing out and gripped the table ledge in support and Gekkou was staring dazed at the scene before him, drooling a little.
Iruka was swaying and decided to climb up and sit on the table, and sent Gekkou's deck of cards onto the floor, he leant towards Genma looking at what he was giggling at and then asked,
"Oi, oi…Genma-kuuun…whassat long thingy?"
Genma looked at what Iruka was rudely pointing at and then had a go at poking the 'long thingy' with his toothpick,
"hehee…ow, that hurts" Genma mumbled, before turning to poke Iruka's 'long thingy' as well.
"Hey… Genma-kun! Iruka-kun!" Gekkou giggled to himself, "I dares you!"
"Huh?" The other three turned to look at him, Kakashi was hugging Genma for support and Iruka had undone his hair, and said in a drunken slur, "Am I pretty?"
"I dares you to go streakin'…" Gekkou hiccoughed before plonking sideways on to the floor.
"Ooh yay! I can hiccough show my sexy body off!" Iruka said in a girly voice and legged it over Gekkou's giggling body and out the pub door.
"Hey!" Genma yelled, ripping his jacket and top off and tossing it onto Kakashi's bright red smirking face, "Wait for me Iruka-kun!"
And so Iruka and Genma ran through the quiet ninja streets, completely nude, completely drunk and completely insane.
Whilst Kakashi was using Genma's toothpick to pick his earwax out, "ooh a big one!" Kakashi squealed in delight.
Gekkou was still sprawled on the floor drooling, when suddenly he got up to see Kakashi waving his underpants in air, lap dancing on the table and kicking all the contents with a crash onto the floor.
Gekkou was about to join Kakashi on the table, when the annoyed bartender decided that enough was enough and threw them both out along with Genma and Iruka's clothes.
The bartender had taken all their money from them and closed the pub quickly.
Meanwhile, a happy Kurenai was in the arms of Asuma standing on that same old bridge, staring into each other's eyes romantically after a pleasant date.
They were just about to kiss, when the nude Iruka flung himself wildly in front of the shocked Asuma, knocking the pretty dolled up Kurenai into the cold river below. Genma squealed in delight and threw his naked self over the bridge, screaming "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
Genma was slowly drowning and Iruka was attempting to snog Asuma.
A very angry Kurenai lifted the cold Genma out of the water, trying to avert her eyes from the nudity in her arms, whilst Asuma had Iruka in a headlock and was trying to cover Iruka's loud mouth, since he wouldn't stop screaming, "Asuma baby!"
Soon drunken Kakashi and Gekkou caught up to their drunken comrades. They had their arms around each other's shoulders and they stumbled onto the bridge and towards a freaked out Kurenai.
"Aiiiiiiiiiii!" Kurenai screamed, dropping the wet unconscious Genma with a thud onto the ground.
Asuma, threw the wonky Iruka to the ground just as quickly, and ran to Kurenai's side, he then lifted her shocked damp body up and ran away from the drunken nutters, by flying over the rooftops.
The next morning a tired and irritated Naruto wandered onto the bridge, where Kakashi had asked team seven to meet the day before, Naruto had set off a few hours earlier to get a bit of training done.
Naruto's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open as the scene of the snoring ninjas smacked him in the face. Iruka and Genma were still nude and wrapped around each other like a child to a teddy and Gekkou was sprawled across the paving stones like a deceased animal.
Kakashi however, was no where in sight, but that was only because Ayame, the girl from the 'Ichikaru Ramen' place, had took him back to her house and let him snore cutely in front of her, whilst she swooned over his exposed face.
The four ninja's took that day off to recover from their humiliation and hangovers. Iruka was the most embarrassed and didn't leave his bathroom that day, maybe because he couldn't stop throwing up, or maybe because he felt he could never leave his house again. The shame and embarrassment he was experiencing was just overwhelming.
Genma was in hospital with a fever, from having thrown himself into the river and staying out nude all night. His favourite toothpick had returned to his mouth, but the journey of the toothpick into Kakashi's ear hole was innocently unknown by him.
Gekkou was there in the next bed. Gekkou was always in and out of the hospital; he is a poor man plagued with illnesses, which crop up now and then, the drinking had just provoked it and the circles under his eyes were darker than ever.
Now where was Kakashi?
Miraculously he wasn't ill, nor was he embarrassed, but instead he strolled around arm in arm with the dazed girl called Ayame, who had kindly fixed him up some special ramen to cure his hangover. Lucky guy!
And Naruto was at Sakura's house, along with Sasuke, giggling, as they posted pictures of nude and drunken Iruka and Genma on the Internet for all to see.
It's not that great...but i wrote a sequel anyways...give me a reveiw if you wanna see it!