BTWF (Big Time Wrestling Foundation) episode 1
(Burn It Down by Linkin Park plays)
Benson: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BTWF, where we are bracing for the first PPV after Starshow; Revenge".
Naoko: I'm Naoko Akagi, alongside Benson and Andy Collins.
Andy: Tonight, our US champion Stan Smith will take on Shinji Ikari.
Benson: After being thrown off the ladder by his best friend, Mr. Money in the Bank Kaworu Nagisa, Shinji probably wants to kick some major ass tonight.
Andy: Isn't this a PG show?
Naoko: No, this show is rated PG-13.
'backstage'
Rei is getting the doctor to apply gauze on her arm. Luna walks in and shakes her hand.
Luna: Rei, you did a nice job last night.
Rei: Yeah, we're finally away from our oppressors, and we can go through our career on our own 2 feet.
Luna: Look, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be teaming up with Blackrose tonight against Asuka and Courtney.
Rei: Whatever, I need time to heal anyway.
(Bell Rings)
(The Curse by Disturbed plays)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, accompanied by Kensuke, from Japan, Toji Suzuhara.
Naoko: Toji pulled off an impressive victory over Owen with the Toji Tackle (spear) last night.
Benson: Let's see if he can do it again, though.
(One Finger and a Fist by Drowning Pool plays)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Ontario, Canada, Owen
Andy: Owen didn't look happy after he had lost at Starshow for the 4th time in a row.
Naoko: At least the Big Show's crappy WrestleMania record has some wins.
Bell rings
Toji starts punching away at Owen until the ref pulls him off. Toji then boots Owen in the head and goes in the corner to set up for the Toji Tackle. Toji waits for 10 seconds and hits it. Toji goes for the pin.
Ref: 1, 2, 3
*bell rings*
Announcer: Here is your winner, Toji Suzu...
While the announcer was announcing the winner, Owen cane up from behind and started beating both Kensuke and Toji. He then put both of them under the corner and hit a Banzai Drop from the top rope. Owen then grabs a mic.
Owen: No more of this losing. Come on, 20 seconds? I'm one of the biggest guys in this industry today. You people cheer for those who beat me. You know what? Fuck Toji, fuck all you people, and fuck the other superstars. From now on, I'm going at this on my own.
*crowd boos*
Benson: I…I…I'm in absolute shock.
Andy: Yeah, I mean this was way beyond the line.
*backstage*
GM Chris Drahmin is going over some records.
*knock knock*
Chris: Come in.
Fuyuki, Momoka, Natsumi, Double D, and Kaworu all appear.
Chris: Let me guess, you're here to complain for the umpteenth time now that you weren't included in the Starshow card. Am I right? Or, is Kaworu here to beg for me not to put him in a match with Shinji at Revenge?
Fuyuki: Ha ha ha, no. We want a match against the World Champion, Gourry, tonight.
Chris: And pray tell, why would I waste Gourry's and Lina's time and talent on you guys? You couldn't even qualify for money in the bank or the divas tag match at the pre-show. Kaworu only won because he betrayed his "best friend". Besides, I already promised the fans they can pick Gourry's opponent at Revenge.
Natsumi: Who gives a shit of what the fans think? They're just a bunch of idiots.
Chris: Hmm… fine. Choose two of you to represent your group, and I'll put you in a mixed tag team match against Gourry and Lina tonight.
*they all say fine and walk out*
(Face to the Floor by Chevelle plays)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, accompanied by Tori Meadows, from Japan, Yuma. *crowd boos*
Naoko: Yuma was so close to winning the briefcase, but Shinji threatened to hit the All Wrapped Up (octopus stretch) on Tori, Yuma came down to save her, and Shinji hit him with a Fly to the Moon (Superkick). What an idiot.
Benson: Hey, you wish a guy would care about you as much as Yuma cares about Tori.
Tori and Yuma share a kiss in the ring.
(Crank It Up by Brand New Sin plays)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Springfield, Illinois, Homer Simpson.
Andy: Last night at Starshow, Homer was able to hit the Hangover (KO punch) on Duncan in 5 minutes.
Naoko: Yeah, but believe me, Duncan has a plan for revenge.
*bell rings*
Homer immediately starts punching away at Yuma's gut. Yuma gets scoop slammed and elbow dropped. Homer goes for the cover.
Ref: 1...2...
Yuma rolls his shoulder off the mat and Homer immediately starts head-butting Yuma and hits him with a Homer-Stopper (Show Stopper). Homer then drags Yuma to the corner and goes to the 2nd rope. Homer dives, but Yuma rolls away and starts stomping on Homer. As Homer tries to get up, Yuma hits a springboard dropkick to the side of Homer's head and pins him.
Ref: 1…
Homer kicks out, but Yuma immediately starts stomping on him again. Yuma then puts Homer in a side neck lock. Homer then gets up and throws Yuma out of the ring. Homer then clubs Yuma while the ref starts counting.
Ref: 1…2…3…4…5
Homer puts Yuma back in the ring, but out of nowhere, Duncan appears and hits the Bad Side (Zig Zag) on Homer on the concrete floor.
Benson: Wow, Naoko was right for once, Duncan did have a revenge plan.
Naoko: What do you mean "for once"?
Andy: The ref was tending to Yuma and didn't see the interference.
Ref: 6…7…8…9…10 Okay, ring the bell.
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, here is your winner by count out, Yuma.
*crowd boos*
Duncan picks up a mic while Yuma and Tori are celebrating.
Duncan: Homer, I want a match with you at Revenge. But, I want a match that gives me an advantage as well. So, I talked to Chris, and we're going to have a Steel Cage match.
Benson: Wow, what a match for Revenge.
Naoko: This will go well with the match between Shinji and Kaworu.
*backstage*
Aki: Ladies and gentleman please welcome a Real American, and the U.S. Champion, Stan Smith *crowd boos*
Aki: Stan, what do you think about this submission match at Revenge with you and Jonah Von Bruken?
Stan: An American has always been able to overcome the odds. Just because our douchebag of an International Champion sneaked across our borders, doesn't mean he can beat the Patriot Lock (ankle lock).
(I Am Perfection by Cage9 plays)
*bell rings*
Announcer: The following is a divas tag team match scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, the team of Courtney and the Divas champion, Asuka; the Beautiful People.
*crowd boos*
Naoko: At Starshow, Asuka had a successful title match against Blackrose, with help from Courtney, of course.
Andy: Asuka would've never gotten that title if it wasn't for Courtney.
Benson: Yeah, but Asukas been damn good since day 1.
(Memory by Mercy Drive plays)
Announcer: And their opponents first, from New York City, Amazing Agent Luna.
*crowd cheers*
Naoko: That little bitch. She cost my daughter, Ritsuko, and Jenny their jobs at the Starshow pre-show.
Benson: Well, Rei and Luna are finally free of their personal services contracts to those women.
(Burn in My Light by Mercy Drive plays)
Announcer: And her partner, from the World, Blackrose.
*crowd cheers*
*bell rings*
Blackrose and Asuka start out. Blackrose then starts kicking Asuka's legs and clotheslines her to the floor. Blackrose takes her into the corner and tags Luna in. They irish whipped Asuka and hit a double back body drop on her. Luna tags Blackrose in again and they hit Poetry in Motion. Blackrose then pins Asuka.
Ref: 1…2…
Asuka kicks out and starts punching Blackrose in the gut. Asuka then rams Blackrose into the corner and tags in Courtney. Courtney hits a series of uppercuts and leg drops on Blackrose. Courtney tags Asuka in and Asuka hits a belly-to-belly on Blackrose and hits an Asuka Bomb (running to the corner to a grounded opponent and hitting an elbow drop). Asuka pins Blackrose.
Ref: 1…2…
Blackrose rolls her shoulder out and Asuka locks in a surfboard stretch. Blackrose hits a reverse monkey flip and tags in Luna. Asuka tags in Courtney. Luna hits a couple of clotheslines and a scoop slam on Courtney. Luna then hits the Moon Landing (leg lariat) and a super kick on Courtney. Luna then goes for the cover.
Ref: 1…2…
Asuka breaks up the cover and hits an Unprettier (reverse suplex) on Luna. Blackrose then hits a Blackout (K2) on Asuka. Courtney gets up and hits Blackrose with a Perfect Blast (Codebreaker). Luna then comes up from behind and hits Courtney with a Luna Eclipse (hangman's facebuster) and covers her.
Ref: 1…2…3
*bell rings*
Announcer: Here are you winners, Blackrose and Amazing Agent Luna.
*crowd cheers*
Benson: Luna seems to be doing well without Jenny holding her down.
Andy: Oh, I couldn't agree more.
*bell rings*
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Patriot by Jim Johnston plays)
Announcer: Approaching the ring, from Langley Falls, Virginia, the US champion, a Real American, Stan Smith
*crowd boos*
Naoko: Stan and his opponent, Shinji, both have matches for Revenge, and they both want to gain some momentum for the event.
(A Trophy Father's Trophy Son by Sleeping with Sirens plays)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Japan, Shinji Ikari.
*bell rings*
Shinji immediately starts kicking Stan's kegs and hits an enziguri. As Shinji was trying to get Stan up, Kaworu appeared on stage and started walking down to the ring with his Money in the Bank briefcase. Stan spears Shinji into the corner and repeatedly shoulder thrusted Shinji in the corner. Stan then scoop slams Shinji and covers him.
Ref: 1…2…
Shinji kicks out and Stan hits him with a DDT and a German suplex. Stan then puts Shinji in a Bear Hug. Shinji then elbows Stan in the head repeatedly and locks in the All Wrapped Up (octopus stretch). After a couple of minutes, Kaworu comes in to the ring and hits Shinji with the MITB briefcase. The ref rings the bell and calls for a DQ.
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Shinji Ikari.
Benson: The bell rang, but Kaworu and Stan are still attacking Shinji.
Naoko: But look, Jonah is coming down to the ring and helping Shinji fight off Kaworu and Stan.
Jonah then puts Kaworu in the der Mörder halten (the Killer Hold (A spinning sleeper hold like Antonio Cesaro did before his Neutralizer)).
*Revenge promo*
Revenge can be a real bitch can't it?
Benson: Oh my god, Shinji was just shoved off the ladder by his best friend.
In this case, revenge can be your greatest ally…
Naoko: Stan has the Patriot Lock on Jonah…
…or your greatest enemy.
Naoko:…and Jonah taps out.
Who will get their revenge?
*promo ends*
(Enemies by Shinedown plays)
Andy: And at this time, we want to thank Shinedown for the Revenge theme song, "Enemies" off the album Amaryllis, available on iTunes now.
(Hunt Hunt Hunt by There for Tomorrow plays)
*bell rings*
Announcer: The following contest is a mixed tag team match. If Fuyuki wins this match, he will fight Gourry for the World Championship at Revenge. Approaching the ring, from Japan, Fuyuki and Momoka. *crowd boos*
(If You Can't Hang by Sleeping with Sirens plays)
Announcer: And their opponents, from Japan, the World Champion, Gourry and Lina Inverse.
Note: I suffer from a condition known as laziness, so I won't search up where precisely where manga/anime characters are from, so I'm just going to say Japan. I'm also not going to be specific with the dates of the shows and the PPVs.
Gourry and Fuyuki start the match with Gourry using a side headlock takedown to try and make Fuyuki tap. Fuyuki then got up and irish whipped Gourry, but Gourry countered with a clothesline and hit Fuyuki with a leg drop. Gourry then tagged Lina in the match and due to the ruled, Fuyuki tagged Momoka in the match.
Naoko: It's not every day you see Divas in the main event.
Andy: Yeah, let's see what they can do.
Momoka decided to do the stupid thing of slapping Lina in the face. Lina then angrily threw Momoka into the corner and started pounding on her. The ref pulled her off to give Momoka time to recover, but, Lina went back on the attack and hit a backbreaker on Momoka and tried for a pin fall.
Ref: 1…
Momoka kicked out and Lina decided to pick her up and literally throw her outside the ring. Fuyuki tried to help, but Gourry hit him with a shoulder tackle and took him down. But, while the ref was busy with Gourry, Momoka got back into the ring and poked Lina's eye and hit a small package. The ref then started counting.
Ref: 1…2…3
*bell rings*
Announcer: Here are your winners, Momoka and your new #1 contender for the World Championship at Revenge, Fuyuki.
Benson: Oh come on, not like this.
Naoko: Well, it doesn't matter. Fuyuki is the #1 contender.
Match Results:
Toji def. Owen via pinfall
Yuma (w/Tori) def. Homer Simpson via countout
Luna and Blackrose def. The Beautiful People (Courtney and Asuka) via pinfall
Shinji Ikari def. Stan Smith via disqualification
Fuyuki and Momoka def. Gourry and Lina via pinfall