These characters belong to the creators of Bleach…not me…I still love you though...
This is the beginning of, what I plan to be a long series. So without further ado, read, review, and if you will, enjoy!
It was his first day as a captain and so far everyone was being as unhelpful as possible. He had been warned that this would happen. His friends at the 3rd division told him, As soon as you become a captain everyone will look down on you because you're so young. And that was exactly what was happening. Upon arriving in the Captain's Circle, Yamamoto Genryuusai told him very little of what he had to do, or where he had to go.
"Hitsugaya Toushirou!" He'd said. "Your new rank is Captain of the 10th division. You are to report to your new office and introduce yourself to your new subordinates immediately. You are dismissed."
That's it! That's all he told him. Before becoming a captain Hitsugaya had never once set foot outside the 3rd division headquarters. He didn't know his way around Soul Society! How the hell was he supposed to find his office! No one seemed to care that he was new, because as soon as the Captain Commander was through speaking everyone left. No one even introduced themselves to him. They treated him as though they didn't expect him to be there long; as though he were just filling in for another captain. He hated that! And that's why he didn't show weakness by letting them know he was lost. He'd just walked out with the rest and, walking slow so no one would notice him, he chose a random path and stuck with it till he found someone to ask directions. Unfortunately, no one stopped to pay the small captain any mind. No one acknowledged him, no one looked at him, no one even accidentally ran into him. He felt as though he were invisible!
Hitsugaya is no scardy-cat little boy! And so he bravely and stubbornly continued to wander around Soul Society until he found a door that had a huge number 12 on it. Well, 12 is close to 10. He thought as he opened the door, hoping that the captain inside would assist him in finding his office.
The first thing Hitsugaya noticed when he first opened the door and stepped into the large courtyard, was that everyone there seemed to have some sort of deformity to them. A guy walked by holding a stack of papers with a hand that was coming out of his back. Another guy latterly had eyes on the back of his head. And a woman that had very nice legs was holding said limbs on her shoulders as she walked on her hands. He made a mental note to question the captain when he met him.
Hitsugaya continued to the huge doors of, what appeared to be, a lab. He knocked, and sudden scrambling could be heard from inside.
"H-hello?" Said a small monotone voice.
"This is Captain Hitsugaya." He answered proudly and with a confident leader-like tone. "Is the captain here? I request a word with him." The door slid open, and Hitsugaya walked inside. Immediately after he was inside the lab the doors slammed shut. I've got a bad feeling about this place. He thought, as he realized the doors were automatic; there was no one in the entrance hall but himself (and Hyourinmaru, but he doesn't count).
"Please come this way." Said the same monotone voice as before, making him jump. "The Captain will see you now, Captain Hitsugaya." She acknowledged me as a Captain! He followed her enthusiastically up the hall to a narrow door labeled "Captain's Quarters". Here the girl knocked and received an angry reply.
"Come IN Nemu! For god's sake I know it's you, you silly girl!" The girl called Nemu didn't seem to be fazed by this rude greeting and simply slid the door open and stood to the side to allow him to enter. Sure! Make me go first! He thought as sweat trickled down the back of his neck. This captain didn't seem to have a very good taste in decoration. His office was filled with the most ridiculous looking objects he'd ever seen. There was a lamp that looked as though it had blood flowing through its bulb! There was a sofa that stood on actual human hands. And a rug that was made from some sort of green furry beast. Amidst all that and more, there was a desk that looked ordinary enough, though it looked quite old. Hitsugaya guessed it might be the only thing here that didn't belong to the Distorted Captain. The Captain…the captain was a sight as well. He had black and white face paint, a purple collar, a long pointed hat that suck out to the side of his head, and some kind of copper colored tubes on his ears and chin. He was a crazy looking individual, but Hitsugaya wasn't one to judge someone just by their looks. That's the last thing he'd want someone to do to him!
"Ah, well if it isn't the new 10th squad Captain." The Captain said, as he rounded his desk to better size up his visitor. "Well what brings you oh so far from your office?" He was beginning to freak Hitsugaya out with the way he was talking, but Hitsugaya gathered his nerve and remained calm.
"Well I was just-" The Captain cut him off, not even listening to what he was saying.
"My name is Kurotshuchi Mayuri. I'm the Captain here of the 12th squad. And here at the 12th squad we make it our duty to discover, solve, and just plain understand the un-understandable!" He walked closer to Hitsugaya, eyeing him. "And you, my little Captain just happen to be something I've been dying to get my hands on since the first time I heard of you!" Ok, now he knew this guy is trouble! Just my luck I find the one nut in the bunch! He turned and ran for the door. He defiantly should have never come here!
The door vanished when he touched it.
"What the hell!" He said, running his hands across the wall where the door had been. There's just no way my luck is that bad!
"Oh, did I forget to mention that no one has ever escaped my laboratory before?" Said Captain Kurotshuchi sadistically.
"Let me out of here you sick fuck! What the hell do you want with me!" Now he was panicking! This day just couldn't get any worse! Just what the heck is this deranged Captain going to do to me! He took a deep breath and calmed himself. This had to be a bad joke! No captain would attack another without reasonable cause…right?
"Grab him Nemu. We're going to the testing area." Suddenly the girl grabbed Hitsugaya's arm tightly, and with incredible strength picked him up and threw him over her shoulder!
"What the hell!" Hitsugaya struggled and kicked, but the girl was like some kind of robot. She didn't even flinch! "PUT ME DOWN!" He screamed loosing his temper. He just HATED to be picked up! That was something you do to children! He's NOT a child! "PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN!"
"Now now, little Captain." Said Kurotshuchi in a mock soothing tone. "Don't worry. It won't hurt…much!"
And as he was carried out of the office he had a distant feeling that this was only the beginning of the worst first day, as a new Captain.