Yayness! This is my 19th story! Nineteen! I rock! But… you guys are the judge of that…

Shadow- If this story sucks, you have my permission to flame her!

N-n-no! He didn't mean that!

Shadow- Yes I did! Now do it!

"So, what is this invention, Tails?" asked Rouge.

"It can get… the opposite gender out of you… I still need to test it out… I tried it on that mushroom… and another appeared… and it was a rose…" Tails said.

"I also tried it out on Shadow… but he's a machine…" Tails said.

Rouge looked at Shadow. He stared at the girl next to him. She was similar to him.

"So, Shadow… what's my name? If I'm your feminine side… I need a feminine name…" she said.

"Shut up…" he muttered.

"Why did you think of me with such huge boobs?" the girl asked.

"That's it!" Shadow said. He started strangling her.

"Wait… Tails… that machine takes out your opposite gender… and they can be in any form you wish?" Rouge asked.

"What? No! I didn't make her… like this!" Shadow said.

"No… it just turns into your… fantasy… I guess I can call it that." Tails said.

"Fantasy? I'm not a pervert!" Shadow yelled.

"Yes you are… remember all the perverted fantasies you had about Rou-"

Shadow clasped her mouth shut. "Why are girls blabber mouths?" he asked.

"Wait… the other gender will know everything you know?" Rouge asked.

"Yep! I know everything Shadow knows… from the perverted lesbo stuff he thinks about you and Amy… to the sad past he had with Maria…" she said.

Shadow grabbed her throat. "I am so going to kill you…"

"So, Rouge… will you be my live specimen?" Tails asked.

"Okay… as long as I get to watch Shadow and his feminine side fight the whole day…" Rouge laughed.

He turned on his machine and pointed it at Rouge. Rouge closed her eyes. A huge laser was fired… Rouge didn't get hurt… but it tickled. The machine shut off. Rouge opened her eyes and gasped. She was not looking at a bat.

"Oh my god, you're a-"

Rouge's masculine side isn't a bat… what is he? Shadow's feminine side… what's her name? Why are you still reading this when you can press the purple button to review?

Shadow- Flame her! Flame her! Do it! Go kill this bitc-

Waahh! Shadow hates me!