Chapter 1: A perverted teacher and health class is not a good mix

A/N: It's been YEARS! Since I have time on my hands and it's summer I decided to revise everything I've ever written and hopefully my writing has improved. I wrote the last chapter when I was in 7th or 8th grade and I've grown as a person over the years and now I'm going to be a junior in High school soon and omg I just hope I don't disappoint any of you with the changes I'll be making. I'm making everything in 3rd point of view (I just think it'll establish character a bit more). I'll be focusing on one pairing and every other pair will be on the sidelines, but that might change. Who knows. EnJOY everyone!

Naruto*

"Sorry I'm late everyone! You see an old lady needed help crossing the street and of course being the great person I am…I also rescued a cat from dying!" Kakashi cheerfully told as he entered the class, late (like always).

"LIES" Sakura and Ino chorused together as well as a few others in the class. "Ma, ma, it's the truth" he said as he sat down at his desk and looked at us through his one visible eye.

Sakura and Ino nagged him.

Naruto rolled his eyes and turned Garaa, who was sleeping and sighed.

He hoped Garaa would soon treat his insomnia, it just wasn't healthy for his friend to lose sleep every night.

He turned away and pouted while slumped on his desk playing with his pencil and ignoring the commotion happening around him.

"Sakura, Ino get to your seats. I have some important information to share with all of you. Now listen up, because if you miss one thing I won't repeat it!" He said authoritative like.

This was the most serious anyone had seen him be, so everyone payed attention.

"It's the start of your second semester and I've decided to change things up a bit. Instead of tests and lessons and whatnot you're all going to take care of your own babies! Exciting isn't it? I want you all to report what occurred with the baby every day and when you come into class talk about your experiences as a parent and that's going to be your semester!" He exclaimed quite happily.

Everyone looked shocked and couldn't believe their ears. Did their teacher just say they were going to become parents?

Tenten raised her hand and Kakashi nodded at her to continue.

"Are we going to be paired up?" She asked.

"What if we're paired with someone of the same sex?" Someone else asked.

"What if we don't get the gender we want?" Another student asked.

Chatter became evident in the small class of 24 people and Kakashi was doing his best to quiet down everyone.

"Now now children quiet down. The answer to your question Tenten is yes. Of course I'll assign you your partner. To show you how the real world works. You don't always get to choose who you work with in an office setting or anywhere else for that matter. Doesn't matter if you get someone of the same sex, you're still going to work with them to raise your baby. We can't choose the gender of the baby once it's in the womb. Have any of you forgotten your biology knowledge? Now that I'm done answering your questions I'm going to pair all of you up" Kakashi grabbed his clipboard and read off the pairings.

"Shino Aburame-Kina Inuzuka"

"Sakura Haruno-Tenten"

Naruto tuned out and starting doodling on his page until he heard his name.

"Naruto Uzumaki- Sasuke Uchiha"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE PAIRED UP WITH THAT TEME" Naruto shouted and stood abruptly while pointing at his scowling partner.

Following his initiative all the girls started protesting and murmured that they wanted to be paired with the infamous Sasuke Uchiha.

"All pairings are final and I will not be changing them. It was a pain in the ass just choosing who and who would work together. Set aside your differences and focus on your grades. You'll graduate in two years. You won't survive this world if you think you can always get what you want!" Kakashi said while walking out of the classroom and walking in with a large brown box.

The class fell silent and looked at the box in curiosity.

They all watched transfixed as Kakashi used a box opener to cut the tape that sealed it together.

He opened up the flaps and reached for his clipboard again.

Naruto fumed silently in his seat and crossed his arms. He didn't want to work with the asshole! It was bad enough that he wanted h- No.

Naruto shook his head to get rid of the dangerous train of thought his head took. He wouldn't allow it.

"Shino, Kiba kudos to you both, you get a healthy baby boy!"

"Garaa and Neji congrats on the new baby boy!"

Naruto looked at his friend again and noted that the boy was still asleep.

Neji seemed to notice as well and huffed as he walked to the front of the classroom and received his baby.

Naruto frowned when Kakashi called him and the teme up.

"Congrats on the baby girl Sasuke and Naruto" Kakashi said cheerfully and beckoned the pair to come to him.

Now as everyone knew there was bound to be some type of accident when Naruto and Sasuke were involved. So it wasn't much of a surprise that both of them were shoving each other out of the way.

"Teme I swear to the love of my ramen if you don't get out of the way you're about to catch these hands" Naruto growled in an aggressive manner.

"Try me Naruto" Sasuke shot back.

Both boys got into a scuffle and then the most unexpected thing happened. Of course everyone was expecting something to happen just not the scene that was occurring in front of them.

Naruto and Sasuke were in a liplock.

Naruto felt like his body was on fire. His eyes were wide open and staring into Sasuke's eyes. His lips were pressed against soft lips and he felt like the only people in world were him and the baka teme. His fingers gripped Sasuke's shoulder and his other hand was closed around the fist the teme had formed. He was rooted to the spot.

Now if anyone told Naruto he was going to have his first kiss in front of his health class and his perverted loosed-lip teacher he would would have laughed at their face and told them to take a hike.

How could something so impossible happen? Well he wasn't laughing now.

Sasuke jerked back and wiped his mouth and remained expressionless while Naruto looked like a fish with his mouth gaping.

Sasuke turned to Kakashi and grabbed the doll and the items that were supplied with the baby.

He walked back to his seat and acted like nothing had happened.

The class was eerily silent and exploded with chatter.

Kiba stood up and dragged a frozen Naruto to his seat. He stayed like that for the rest of the class and didn't hear Kakashi when he said that partners had to stick together in class and that he was going to rearrange the seats. He also missed the instructions Kakashi gave on the baby matter.

The bell rang signaling it was time for lunch and Naruto was still in his frozen state.

Naruto was exactly lucky when the now awake Garaa shook him hard and almost dislocated his shoulder.

Garaa sighed and dragged Naruto to the cafeteria with Kiba in tow with the bags.

It was going to be a long day for all of them.

The cafeteria wasn't fully packed and both Garaa and Kiba felt grateful they had the first lunch where it wasn't too full and sat at their regular table.

"Naruto, it was just a kiss get over it" Kiba said while unpacking his lunch bag.

"He's right Naruto" Garaa nodded in agreement.

"It wasn't just a kiss. It was the kiss. As in the first one I've ever gotten!" Naruto hissed, shaken out of his stupor.

Kiba and Garaa stared at him silently while their eyebrows were raised.

"So it had nothing to do with the fact that you were kissed by your long term crush that you've been meaning to bone?" Kiba said spooning some yogurt and shoving it in his mouth.

"I can't believe you just said that" Naruto wheezed out his face red.

"Well it's true isn't it?" Kiba said unbothered.

"It is, but what if someone overheard?" Naruto questioned.

"No one is"

"And if they are?"

"You're pretty obvious about your attraction to your teme"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Not"

"Too"

"Are you both done?" Garaa interrupted.

Naruto huffed.

"Look just because I'm attracted to the guy appearance wise doesn't mean I like him as a person. He's aesthetically pleasing but as far as I've seen his personality is shit" he explained.

"You got me there" Kiba admitted.

"I just don't know how I'm going to survive during this project" Naruto sighed.

"Try not to think about boning the guy" Kiba said nonchalantly.

Naruto just stared at him and Kiba just shrugged.

"I still need to get his number so we're in contact" Naruto groaned in annoyance.

"We can all go to their table and ask for their numbers" Kiba said staring wistfully at Shino.

"That would be the best way to do it" Garaa said in agreement.

"I'll go for all of us. I'd rather ask Shiro first than that teme. I'll be right back" Naruto said as he stood up and walked over to the "popular table".

The said popular table made him uncomfortable beyond uncomfortable, but he had to take one for the team right?

"What do you want dobe" Sasuke drawled as he stared at Naruto.

Naruto faced Shino and asked for his number and then asked Neji for his.

"I think it's pretty obvious what I'm here for. I don't want to fight right now." Naruto said looking at Sasuke and motioning him to write down his number on the piece of paper he brought.

Sasuke scowled and aggressively wrote his number. A little unsettled at not bantering with the dove when he had him right in front of him.

Naruto turned away and began walking away, but he stopped in his tracks when he felt something hit him on the back of his head.

He reached back and came face to face with whipped cream. The cafeteria fell silent and all eyes landed on Naruto.

This really wasn't his day.

A/N: I'm going to stop right here for this chapter and I'm currently working on the second one, so expect that chapter in a few hours the most. I'm trying to reach at least 3 to 5k per chapter. This story won't drag out the most I'll do is 5 or 6 depends on how I shape his story. Tell me your opinions on what I should add or fix. Your opinion matters to me! If you want something specific to occur in this story PM me or something. I want you all to enjoy my story while getting some laughs along the way. Until next time! :)