Mario wakes up at 6:55 am at the Smash Mansion.
"It's-a 6:55! I'm-a supposed to wake up at-a 6:00!" says Mario.
"Didn't you hear? It's Earth Day! Alarm clocks waste to much energy!" says Ivysaur.
Later, we see Zelda gettng some milk from the fridge.
"This milk is frozen!" yells Zelda.
"Fridges waste energy! You'll have to melt the milk yourself!" says Ivysaur.
Later, Ivysaur unplugs the garden hose.
"Hey! I was going to water the plants!" says Peach.
"It's a waste of water! Spit on the plants, for all I care!" says Ivysaur.
"Ivysaur! Squirtle is frozen SOLID!" says Red.
"So? Heat is LIMITED! That's why I removed it. Including the fires." says Ivysaur.
"Wait. That means..."
We see a lifeless Charizard on the ground.
"I turned off all electricity so Dr. Mario will have to take him to a volcano." says Ivysaur.
Dr. Mario gets on an arwing.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" asks Ivysaur.
"Flying to a volcano." says Dr. Mario.
"Either walk there or dig to Norfair! You'll cause air pollution!" says Ivysaur.
"Ivysaur! I have to use the bathroom and I don't want to overfill the toilet!" sreams Lucas.
"Then shit somewhere else, lick your hands clean, and shower in the damn rain!" screams Ivysaur.
Ivysaur barges into Snake and Samus's room.
"NO SEX! Sex means babies and babies means hospitals which uses up electricity!" says Ivysaur.
At the end of the day, there have been many car crashes, explosions, arguements, break-ups, divorces, crying, and deaths.
"Captain Falcon! Get out of that vehicle! Your wasting..."
Captain Falcon runs Ivysaur over, jumps out, and FALCON PUNCHES him deep into hell.
"YES!"