What to do if a Spider Confronts You

A/N- Hello readers! This is an awesome joint project with other writers that I have been focusing on for a while. So if you ever find this story and happen to be reading this right now there are a few things you need to know! Here they are!

This is a joint project between several writers! Here are my credits to them:

Ideas by- Abugs Write Stories Too, OB ob OB ob OB

Stories by- Faries-Sharingans-Hanas-Akumas, Moonhouse100, Abugs Write Stories Too

Editing by- Moonhouse100

THANKS GUYS! You rock too much! And special thanks to Fairies-Sharingans-Hanas- Akumas for writing this chapter!

I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL. I don't even have a poster! T-T

Thanks for listening to my ranting. So here's the story!

Lucy sat in the Fairy Tail guild by the bar on a sunny afternoon. She was sipping a refreshing iced juice as she watched the rambunctious mages have their daily afternoon brawl.

"Hey Lucy," said Mirajane, walking up and smiling (as usual). "Do you like spiders?" Her sudden and awkward question surprised Lucy.

"Um, no, I don't! I'm really afraid of spiders! I hate them!" she exclaimed. Mirajane kept on smiling sweetly.

"Well how would you feel if I told you there was one on your neck?" Mirajane was still smiling but her grin looked nervous now. Lucy froze. She started sweating hard, her palms becoming slick with perspiration.

"A-are you s-s-serious?" Lucy stuttered. Mirajane nodded, mute. "Ahhh!" Lucy's screams echoed through the guild like a fire alarm.

Suddenly, a pink-haired dragonslayer and a half-naked ice-mage ran in. "What happened? I heard someone scream! Is it aliens or Phantom?" Natsu looked around frantically, searching for the source of the caterwauling.

"Good morning, Natsu, Gray! Lucy has a spider on her neck. Or she used to. I think it's crawling towards her ear," Mirajane said, half screaming over Lucy.

"Ahahahaha! Just a little spider! I'll get it off for you, Lucy!" Natsu said proudly. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!"

"Ahhh! What the hell, Natsu!" Lucy yelled as she was engulfed in Natsu's flames. "STOP BURNING ME! HELP!"

As if responding to Lucy's screams of fear and pain, a shimmery silhouette appeared next to her. "Lucy, baby, what's up? Your beautiful yells of pain are echoing across another dimension. I'm here to help." The stellar spirit Loke/Leo the Lion had appeared from the stellar spirit world.

"Hi Loke," said Gray. "Lucy's got a spider on her head. Nothing to be afraid of!"

"Whoa, whoa, back up. A spider? Okay I have to draw the line here. Lucy, I regret to inform you that your stellar spirit in shining armour is out. PEACE!" And Loke disappeared, leaving one girl with a spider crawling on her head and a lot of shocked faces. With those few words, Lucy's hope of being saved was gone.

Lucy thought she was going to die. So her natural reflexes kicked in. To escape her phobia, which had given up on her ear and was now focusing on her nose, Lucy fainted. She dropped onto the floor, unconscious.

Just then a small blue feline with wings fluttered down from the 2nd floor, panting. "Natsu! Gray! I finally caught up with you! Why is Lucy on the ground? Oh, a spider! Yay!" And before Natsu or Gray or anyone could stop Happy, the little cat had swooped down and grabbed the spider in his paw. What happened next was very surprising. Happy tossed the spider headfirst into his mouth. "Omnomnomnom," was the sound of Happy's munching. "Mmm. That was yummy!" Oblivious to the blank stares of everyone in the room (with the exception of Lucy, who was still unconscious), he floated out of the room. Finally the silence was broken by Kana.

"Well I guess we learn something new every day," she remarked while sipping sake. As she said that, the guild nodded in agreement, as chatter resumed in Fairy Tail.

"I just revised my opinion of the male cat, "whispered Charlie in disgust.

A/N- Well look at that! I guess we do learn something new every day! Thank you for reading and thank you to all the people who contributed!