I did warn you this is super dumb, welp... no stopping you now.
Xenoheart was in his lair planning to finally cause the Keyblade war.
"Keyblade! (Finally i'll kill that keyblade brat)" He said evilly
Then out of nowhere Goofy showed up after bursting down the door, wearing Kamina glasses and with a pissed off look.
"Xenoheart, i'm gonna hyuck you up!" Goofy yelled in anger
"Keyblade! (Who the hell are you?)" Xenoheart asked
"I'm the most manly thing alive, just who the hyuck do you think i am?!" Goofy asked in anger
"Keyblade! (Wat?)" Xenoheart questioned
Then Goofy took out the ogre shield, he then spun in the air in place.
"GIGA DRILL BREAK OF LIGHT!" Goofy yelled out
He then became a giant drill of light and spun right at Xenoheart who was actually terrified of this unexpected event, as he faced his doom... he shat his pants.
"KEYBLADE! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)" Xenoheart yelled
He was then pierced right through him, as he exploded for whatever reason you can think of. Goofy then landed he adjusted his glasses, as he walked in the most badass way possible.
"Like i said, i hyucked you up." Goofy said not looking at the scene
When he got back, everyone cheered for him. Even Riku, the basic pleb of the entire Kingdom hearts series, and he was happy.
Afterwards...
Maleficent was found that she looked through the crystal ball and saw the entire thing with wide eyes, she decided to not fuck with Goofy or his friends after that incident, and Pete became a good guy and actually decided to do something fucking good for once in his trash life and decided to take care of his fucking son like a smart person. Goofy was crowned protector of everything and was decided to be the most manly dog ever to be seen, and got a harem for once. Donald apologized for calling him and idiot all those times, Goofy being the nice guy he is, accepted the apology and got ice cream with Donald and Sora. All was great for Goofy, he then met Kamina and became great friends with him.
THE END.