I've said before, this is my very first story.

Some credit has to go to Percabeth619. She helped me write this, (God knows I need the help)

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"Are you ready?" Triple -H asked the crowd. They cheered in reply.

"No I said, ARE... YOU... READY?" They cheered even louder.

"We have a very big problem." Shawn sighed eventually.

"Yes we do. Huge problem!" Triple-H confirmed.

"We need a..." Shawn paused, holding his hands out, building suspense.

"New tag team partner!" Triple-H finished, sounding confused as to why his best friend stopped.

"I was getting to that." Shawn muttered, crossing his arms.

Triple-H turned to his best friend, also crossing his arms, "Don't put these poor people in suspense! They did not pay to-"

Melina's music hit, and the crowd went crazy. Hunter and Shawn stopped arguing, slowly turning to face the stage.

"Hello boys." She had a devious smile on her face.

"Melina." Triple-H said, they don't have a friendly past, but that's another story.

"What are the requierments?" Melina questioned.

"You don't have the guts to be a part of D-Generation-X." Triple-H laughed, giving Melina an angry look.

"No thats not it Hunter, shes to cool for us." Shawn Michaels sighed.

"Well, I do have the guts. And I have no reply for you Shawn." Melina rolled her eyes.

"Oh really? You've probably never even pulled a prank." Shawn challenged.

"Yes, actually the last prank I pulled was Tuesday." Melina smiled proudly.

"Yeah right." Hunter laughed with disbelief.

"No really, roll the footage." Melina demended.

Footage

John Lauranitus walks through his dressing room door, whistling. As he makes his way closer to his locker a bucket of poop dumps on his head. "D-X!" He screamed, assuming it was Shawn and Hunter.

"Oh that is disgusting." Triple-H and Shawn were cracking up.

"Disgusting, but hilarious." Melina was right.

"Welcome to the club!" Shawn smiled.

"We're a club?" Triple-H asked.

"Its just an expression. Jeez how many times must I explain that?" Shawn sighed, shaking his head.

"Until I finally understand apparently." Triple-H responded.

"Well on that note, lets make sure to do the official initiation ceremony." Shawn pulled a carrot out of his pocket and Triple-H pulled a banana out of his pocket.

"Oh mighty fruit." Triple-H mumbled.

"Oh mighty vegetable." Shawn closed his eyes.

Together they chanted, "All of the mighty D-X members that went along with us, bless and welcome Melina Perez into the group."

"Remind me again why I sighened up for this?" Melina groaned.

"Because it means your off of our vitims list. You don't see us going around pranking eachother do you?" Triple-H replied, like it was obvious.

"Right." Melina muttered.

"But lets get one thing straight, you will never, ever replace Chyna." Triple-H reminded.

"Lets take a moment of silence to remember her." Shawn bowed his head.

"You do realize shes not dead. Right?" Melina questioned.

"Yes. Just in memory of how awesome she was." Shawn laughed. Melina walked down to the ring and then the D-X music blared all over the arena.

"Yippee!" Shawn ran up the ramp. Hunter and Melina turned to eachother and shrugged.

So, Percabeth619 and I are going to co-write this whole story. It'll be about DX's adventures all around the world as WWE Superstars! Look forward to that.

The Austinator is OUT!