Chat: "Akatsuki" is now open.

IAmGod Started a group chat!

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TobiIzGoodBoi: Heeeey! sempai is on!

ArtEzABang!: god damit...

IAmGod: Where are the other members? I specifically told them to get on at this time for our meeting.

ArtEzABang!: u sent itachi an kissame on a mission un, remember?

IAmGod: …

TobiIzGoodBoi: Zetsu hasn't made a profile yet! He said he didn't know how to work a computer! Tobi gave him a lollipop and told him it was okay!

PaperLove: Sasori's fingers were sticking so he is fixing the joints. He won't be able to type until he has them fixed. Kakuzu is tied up with checking the organization's banking account, but he said he'll try to get on later. As for Hidan... I have no idea.

IAmGod: -sigh- Alright. Tobi, go and help Zetsu create a profile and show him how it works. We'll wait for a few minutes to see if Sasori, Kakuzu, or Hidan will get on.

TobiIzGoodBoi: Roger!

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ArtEzABang!: can i get off now. i srsly hav stuff to do

IAmGod: No. And why are you spelling like that?

ArtEzABang!: cuz i wanna un

IAmGod: Is it necessary to write 'un'?

JashinIsFuckingTruGod Logged in

ArtEzABang!: yea it ez UN! XP

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: What the fuck are you talking about Blondie?

ArtEzABang!: my namez not Blondie! etz deidara!

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: ...Did you type with your fucking face?

IAmGod: Enough. Hidan, why are you late?

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: I got blood stuck under the fucking keys and it dried there. That shit took fucking forever to get out!

ArtEzABang!: wtf!howd u get blod under ur kez un?

IAmGod: It doesn't matter. As long as the keyboard isn't broken, it's fine. Just don't let it happen again. If we have to replace it due to your stupidity, we'll all have to listen to Kakuzu complain about the expenses.

LollipopsAndSunshine Logged in

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Ugh. Why do we even fucking have Tobi log in? He doesn't do shit.

IAmGod: … That's not Tobi.

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Huh? Then who the fuck is it?

LollipopsAndSunshine: It's me..

IAmGod: ...

ArtEzABang!: ...

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: ...

PaperLove: Zetsu?

LollipopsAndSunshine: Yes?

TobiIzGoodBoi Logged in

ArtEzABang!: y th faq ez that ur nam?! wtf?!

TobiIzGoodBoi: Tobi helped Zetsu make a profile!

IAmGod: Did you choose Zetsu's name Tobi?

TobiIzGoodBoi: Yep!

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Hahaha! That's fucking great! That's a perfect name for Oreo! hahaha!

LollipopsAndSunshine: Would you like a report Leader-sama? I have some information.

IAmGod: Yes, report.

ArtEzABang!: hidan sux ass

LolipopsAndSunshine: Very well. Itachi and Kisame made it into the hidden mist village undetected. They stopped briefly at a stand but left quickly. They were confronted by a shinobi who recognized Kisame and engaged in a brief conversation. Two more shinobi came along after him as back up. After a brief fight, one shinobi was taken down by Itachi and the rest by Kisame, but they weren't discovered by anyone else. Itachi and Kisame left and are now returning to base.

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Go fuck yourself!

TobiIzGoodBoi: Tobi is a good boy!

IAmGod: Thank you Zetsu. I think that's the only productive thing that we'll get done today so you're all free to log off now. The chat room will always stay open unless I choose to close it so you're welcome to stay on. Just know that since I am the leader of this chat, I can see everything you write...

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Final-fucking-ly! What a waste of my fucking time! Later Assholes!

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TobiIzGoodBoi: Alright! Goodnight sempai! I'll come see you tomorrow!

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ArtEzABang!: sht...

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$Money$ Logged in

$Money$: ?

$Money$: Where is everybody?

PaperLove: The meeting is over. Everybody logged out already.

$Money$: …

$Money$: SHIT! FUCKING MEETINGS! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY COMPUTER! FUCK THIS SHIT!

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PaperLove: …

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...And that's it. Well maybe. This is just something that popped in my head and I thought it'd be fun to write. Don't take it seriously, it's just something funny to read. So... you like it? If people like it, I might write more. Any who! That's all I have to say so... bye!

Oh, in case you couldn't tell...

IAmGod: Pein

TobiIzGoodBoi: Tobi

ArtEzABang!: Deidara

PaperLove: Konan

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Hidan

LollipopsAndSushine: Zetsu

$Money$: Kakuzu