ok this was just something I wanted to put in Probably a Coma;Hopefully a Dream because I was watching friends and got the idea, but if anyone wants Ranma to think of them as a friend or anything else this can never be mentioned.

Anyway:3 keep in mind I love detective Loki, Norse mythology and everything involved I'm only writing this because of Chandler.

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"So.. your the God of fire and chaos?"

"Yes."

"And Nargami-kun is Thor, and Freyr-San, and Spica-San, and those other people are God's too?"

"Yes."

"And Fenrir and Yamano-San are actually your sons?"

Loki sighed "Yes."

"And everything I've read about is true?"

"Yes Mayura," Loki answered it for what seemed like the thousandth time. No matter how many times he explained and even though he was in his true from, Mayura kept asking for confirmation and it was starting to get to him. "Yes, yes to every question! I have explained this several times."

With her hands on her hips and cheeks puffed out, "Mou! Loki-kun! THIS is a lot to take in!"

Then a new light entered her eyes a moment before she continued her questions.

"So every story is true including the one were you gave birth to a horse?"

He almost winced. While Loki loved all his children that was not something he wanted to talk about with a mortal girl.

"Yes"

Mayura suddenly serious dragged him to his feet and placed a hand on both shoulders.

"Loki-kun," she said,"this is very serious."

"Oh?" Says Loki happy to have something new pop up after hours of repetition.

"Yes," the mystery loving mortal says with a nod,"you are very dear to me Loki-kun."

He softened at that. "As you are to me."

"But I must have the answer to this question." Mayura's eyes shut then "forgive me."

Loki had a second to blink in confusion before Mayura let loose a battle cry as she rammed her knee where the sun don't shine.

Needless to say Loki doubled over in pain and slightly shock.

"Loki-kun, quick! Was giving birth worse!?"

Loki groaned with his face in the carpet.