How to bring a smile to Damon Salvatore's face

Tell him Elena doesn't love Stefan

Tell him that Elena is waiting for him in his room

Tell him Stefan is drinking human blood

Tell him that Katherine never compelled him

Tell him that Katherine never loved Stefan

Tell him that Katherine compelled Stefan a long time ago

Give him a lot of girls to sleep with

Sugar? I've never seen him have sugar. Who would love to see him hypo.

Give him alcohol

Make Elena kiss him

A/N: Read and Review if you have any please PM me and I'll make a new one. Thanks!