BLEACH
~THE ADVENTURES OF ORIHIME~
Episode 1: "In Which Orihime, Chad, Ishida, Ichigo, and Chizuru Are Horny"
It's a sweltering-hot morning in Karakura Town. Ichigo and Orihime (equipped with delicious ice cream) are on their way to school.
Ichigo: 'Sup Inoue!
Orihime: SHUT UP, BACK-FRECKLE!
Ichigo: O_o QUEEE?
Orihime: *munch munch*
Ichigo: Is that ice cream? Me want!
Orihime: *glares* MINE!
Ichigo: . (sozzy...)
Orihime: TALK LIKE A MAN YOU COWARD!
Ichigo: (don't hurt me)
Orihime: *MOOO*
Ichigo: Are you on your period?
Orihime: Yush.
Ichigo: That's hawt.
Orihime: I love you.
Ichigo: What?
Orihime: Nothing.
Ichigo: We should go to school...
Orihime: TAY
On the way to school...a car hits Orihime.
Ichigo: Inoue! Are you okay?
Orihime: FUCKINSHIT THAT HURTS
Ichigo: *notices a big mark on Orihime's leg* XD WHATTHAT?
Orihime: *pained*
Ichigo: IS THAT A HANDPRINT OF A HOLLOW THAT MIGHT BE YOUR BROTHER?
Orihime: Maybe...are you saying my brother has an incestuous love for me?
Ichigo: Yush.
Orihime: *MOOO*
Ichigo: You gotta stop doing that.
Orihime: My leg hurts.
Ichigo: K, lets go to school.
Orihime: K.
At school...
Keigo: EEEEEEE-CHEEEEEE-GO!
Ichigo: Stop trying to make out with me, man, I'm too cool for you.
Keigo: ='(((
Mizuiro: There, there Keigo, he's right, he IS too cool for you.
Keigo: *cuts self*
Chizuru: 'HIME!
Orhime: BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU LESBIAN AMAZON
Chizuru: *cuts self*
Ichigo: Orihime's on her period...
Chad: ^^ I am horny.
Orhime: Why
Chad: Seeing a woman...so fertile...it makes me...warm.
Ichigo: O_o
Orihime: Wanna make a baby?
Chad: Yush.
Orihime: HAHAHAAH PSYCHE
Orhime: AS IF I'D MAKE A MEXICAN BABY
Ichigo: Can I help make a baby?
Orihime: SURE
Ichigo: *drool*
Orihime: HAHAHA PSYCHE
Oirhime: AS IF I'D MAKE A HOLLOW BABY
Chizuru: I WANNA MAKE A BABY WITH YOU
Orihime: SANTEN KESSHUN I REJECT!
Chizuru: *dies*
Ishida: I'll impregnate you, Inoue.
Orihime: TAY.
Later that night...
Orihime: *MOOO*
THE END