'Download Me' by Uncle Hacker
Yo don't know who I am, and you don't know why
I'm sending you this file for free, but I
Know that if you download it, you'll see
A million dollar coupon on your PC
So what I'm saying,
Download it to make your system all right
Some pictures will load of Jordan Knight
A nude Britney Spears will appear on your screen
If you just download this file sent by me.
Don't be worried, and don't be scared.
As long as you don't tell your parents, then I don't care
If something happens, your PC I'll repair
Just download this file and be prepared
Baby's singing...
Download this and see some kittens fight
Bill Gates will be on your buddy list by the end of the night
And if you press the download button and then press Ctrl Alt Delete
You might see some bunnies with flowers to eat
It will give you some money, but don't ask why
You'll know it worked when you hear 'Goodbye'
God will come to your house and ask you to pray
And the sandy beaches of Hawaii you'll lay!
The easter bunny will come to tuck you in at night
and if you download me, you will see
The entire cast of Friends, including Phoebe
You don't know how I found you, but I know why
You should download this file, it's not no lie
All I know is when you download it, you'll see
A map of the the world from 2000 BC
The telephone's ringin...
Download me, and you'll see why
There's so many reasons not to pass this by
And if you download it, I'll guarantee
2 million dollars from a guy named Chee
[repeat till end]
Yo don't know who I am, and you don't know why
I'm sending you this file for free, but I
Know that if you download it, you'll see
A million dollar coupon on your PC
So what I'm saying,
Download it to make your system all right
Some pictures will load of Jordan Knight
A nude Britney Spears will appear on your screen
If you just download this file sent by me.
Don't be worried, and don't be scared.
As long as you don't tell your parents, then I don't care
If something happens, your PC I'll repair
Just download this file and be prepared
Baby's singing...
Download this and see some kittens fight
Bill Gates will be on your buddy list by the end of the night
And if you press the download button and then press Ctrl Alt Delete
You might see some bunnies with flowers to eat
It will give you some money, but don't ask why
You'll know it worked when you hear 'Goodbye'
God will come to your house and ask you to pray
And the sandy beaches of Hawaii you'll lay!
The easter bunny will come to tuck you in at night
and if you download me, you will see
The entire cast of Friends, including Phoebe
You don't know how I found you, but I know why
You should download this file, it's not no lie
All I know is when you download it, you'll see
A map of the the world from 2000 BC
The telephone's ringin...
Download me, and you'll see why
There's so many reasons not to pass this by
And if you download it, I'll guarantee
2 million dollars from a guy named Chee
[repeat till end]