Of course I don't own anything that relates to InuYasha; I just have Sesshômaru as my Oniichan. I am a loyal fan to him and I don't care what others say. In my mind, all that love the characters have their own "version" of the character all to themselves. But if any of you try to steal my dearest Oniichan, I'll make sure you don't see another day. Wow, my split versions haven't showed up yet-I spoke too soon.

Hiei: Don't tell me she's spewing this "split version" crap again

Sango: Unfortunately, yes.

Kagome: She might have a point, although, wouldn't she have a version of InuYasha as well?

Kurama: Theoretically, yes. But maybe her version was lost or pushed into some corner of her psychotic mind when we came.

YLS: COOLEY-FOOLEY OR SQUIDGY-SQUIDGY!?!?

Kenshin: Oro?

Sesshie: I really regret letting her watch FLCL xx

YLS: ONIIIIIICHAAAAAAN!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!

Kurama: It is clearly impossible for that emotion to come to you when he was only gone for two minutes.

YLS: A smarty-pants like you wouldn't be able to comprehend it!

Kurama's body becomes shadowed and his eyes gleam red.

Kurama: Mother…

YLS: 0 A heh, heh, heh…I think it's time for a fanfic

All (except Sesshie, who is calming the kitsune) : Agreed!

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Prologue of Dog Star Trilogy-Maiden-Lord:

'Hn. You want me to watch over this "Dog Star Flower" until you get back with a suitable mate for her?' The demon-lord huffed with a very high-class tone. He stared at the raccoon hanyou in front of him. It was rather annoying and that added to the fact that he was not very…"fond" of hanyou in the first place.

'Exactly, milord. It shouldn't take me long. Maybe two years at the most; nothing but a minute compared to your lifespan.'

'Ah ha.' He pondered the thought for a moment and looked over the raccoon's shoulder at the large budded lily. 'Alright. But I can do with what I want if you have not returned after two years.'

'Of course, Lord Sesshômaru!' He piped.

'Excellent. NOW GET OFF OF MY LAND!' He snarled, flashing his unnaturally sharp teeth.

The hanyou squeaked and ran away. He snorted softly and walked towards the lily bud. 'This does not look like it is anything special-'

The petals of the lily unfurled at his feet. He watched in icy silence as a figure that smelled like a demon pulled itself out of the pistil (not a gun, pistol, but the female sex organ of a plant). The stamens (man organ) showered down a thick white powder that shrouded the figure so he could not see. The smell was overwhelming and made Sesshômaru feel as if he was getting high ( sniff Hmm, highlighter LOL).

The powdery mist fell and what Sesshômaru saw almost startled him. A female demon, older than InuYasha but younger than him, had stepped out. Her woman's kimono had was red with a white and yellow sakura pattern; she wasn't married or being courted. Her ears were long and slender with a tuft of silvery hair tucked behind each. Her mane was tan with thin streaks of silver. A blue-green, tear-shaped jewel glittered on the middle of her forehead. Green, curved triangles marked the sides of her face. Her eyes shined a bright goldenrod though the light in her eyes showed sadness and injury. Her scent… couldn't be determined. 'What is the title you are called?' He asked in his icy voice.

The she-demon lowered her head slightly but glared at him. He returned her gaze. Everything froze as they engaged in silent, demonic combat. Flames and shadows appeared behind his pupils as waves crashed around trees behind hers. The demon-lord pushed a little more of his willpower into their skirmish.

The she-demon cried out in pain and lowered her gaze. Sesshômaru inclined his head and called for Jaken. The green, icky, bumpy, thingy hopped to his master's side and shouted 'Hai, Sesshômaru-sama.'

'Take this "Flower" to the room prepared for her. Have the mu'onna draw a bath and allow her to wear whatever she pleases; I mean WHATEVER.'

The G.I.B.T nodded and leaded the she-demon out of the garden and into the castle. Sesshômaru remembered something. 'And Jaken- '

'Hai?'

'Female servants only.'

'Hai, Sesshômaru-sama.'