It was a regular night in the talon base. Everyone is getting in their pajamas and doing their usual evening routines. It's mostly meh stuff. Some guys are jacking off, others are playing cod and shouting at the screen and breaking their monitors, etc. You know, usual shit.

But Widow and Reaper had something planned that night.

"Oh, yeah, I'm ready for this, babe." Reaper pushes the oversexualized smurf, I mean assassin down onto the bed and he starts to unzip his pants.

"Mmm Mmm. I want that hellfire shotgun in me. Hurry the fuck up, I really want to watch the fairly oddparents and it's in 5 minutes and I havent had my late night fuck yet."

"Fine!" Reaper whips out his massive cock and thrusts it forward immediately but because he's literally 15 feet away from the bed and he's retarded he misses the hole and he instead hits the asscheek because he sucks at long range. "OW FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK!" Shouts Reaper.

Reaper finally gets his cock into widow's asshole but he shoves it in so hard and fast that widow can feel it straighten her intestines and go right into her stomach.

"Ah fuck, I'm gonna have a stomach acid tip."

Reaper starts to repeatedly thrust in and out of Widow and only 5 seconds later Reaper shouts, "SHIT IM GONNA CUM!"

"But it's been only 5 seconds. God damn, you must be really horny today," Widow replies.

Reaper blows his load and both of them moan.

But Reaper hasn't finished blowing his load yet. It takes him a full 10 seconds for him to finish cumming in Widow's ass.

"Why'd it take you so long?" Widow asks.

"I don't know...OH SHIT!"

"What is it!?"

"Um...I drank like 5 gallons of beer before this..."

"Don't tell me it's what I think it is."

Reaper pulls out, and suddenly a yellow watery liquid seems out of Widow's asshole and onto the bedsheets.

"AH GODDAMIT REAPER YOU FUCKING PISSED IN ME!" Widow screams and she shoots the piss out of her asshole along with a bit of shit. Reaper is covered in urine and feces at this point. You wouldn't see it because of the mask but he was extremely pissed.

"Widow, you're not gonna see the fairly oddparents ever again."

"What do you mean?"

Reaper pulls out his hellfire shotgun and shoots widow in the face, completely annihilating her head. He then goes on a massive rampage in the talon base and shoots and kills fucking everyone then he goes on a flight to north korea and tells kim jong un to nuke the talon base which he does. Then he goes to north koreas arsenal of 2 billion nukes and shoots one which blows up the entire world and kills every human being in existence.

The end