WARNING:

EXTREME

CRACK

FIC!

Jayfeather went out into the forest blindly, using only his nose and hearing to guide him. All the sudden a yummy smell went to his nose and he followed it to the source. It was a plant of some source. He went down to sniff it and then realized it was catnip. Their was nothing he could do the catnip crack had made it's way up his nose and he was high!

He then ran all the way back up to camp and ran inside the medicine cat den. "Hello, Jayfeath-" Leafpool was cut off as jay feather somehow grabbed the catnip with his paws and shoved it down her throat. "

EAT DA fuDGING CATNIP BWITCH, I SAID EAT WHY U NO LISTENING GWRL COME ON" Jaayfeather yelled at her his blind eyes bulging and red as leaf pool hacked on the catnip. He then somehow took it out of her throat and shoved it in her face "SMELL DA CATNIP NOW OR I'LL CALL THE PARTY COP AND MAKE HIM POOP ON YOUR HEAD WITH SPRINKLES!" Leafpool just stared at Jayfeather in utter horror. "IF YOU SNIFF THIS CRACKIN CATNIP IT'LL MAKE YOU 73 % LIKELY TO POOP OUT JELLYBEANS AND SEE A UNICORN IN OUTERSPACE!" All the sudden Jayfeather grabbed a packet of skittles and slapped her across the face with the skittles."TASTE THE RAINBOW BWITCH!" Leafpool then lied on the ground dead with a giant K.O. above her head. He then cackled evilly before running into camp and killing everyone with the same thing of skittles. "SKITTLES BE DA BEST DORITOS IN THE WORLD WITH DA MOPPY CHEESE OF NARIA!"

All the sudden Lionblaze got up moaning cause he can't die."ZOMBIEZ DIE YOU ZOMBIEZ YOU NO EAT MEH BRAINZ WITH SKITTLES ON TOP!" Lionblaze gave him the WTF DUDE face before getting bwitch slapped by Jayfeather. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T GWRL!" Lionblaze said getting his orange girl wig and makeup. Yes, Lionblaze was a cross dresser. Jayfeather then attempted to lick Lionblaze.

"MILEY CYRUS!" Lionblaze shrieked in a girl voice before getting a hammer and bashing Jayfeather's head in. Jayfeather then started bleeding jello. The jello then strangely looked like Tigerstar's face expect if he was on meth. The jello then started talking to Lionblaze. "GRWL U NEED TO GET DOWN TO THE DARK FOREST AND CROSS DRESS WITH ME AND MEH BOYFREWND DARKSTRIPE!" Tigerstar giggled out (YES GIGGLED OUT!) "OKAY GWRL BE DOWN THEIR SOON AFTER I APPLY MEH BEAUTY FACE!" Lionblaze said in his best sexy face and voice. Lionblaze then ate the jello. "AAAAAH CANNIBAL, CANNIBAL, SAVE ME MOMMY!" Tigerstar then died after Lionblaze ate him. Graystripe, Bramebleclaw, Hollyleaf and Brackenfur then came back from a border patrol and looked around the camp to see everyone dead.

Lionblaze simply picked up a jar of peanut butter and beat the living sponge bobs out of them!

THE END YA BEAUTIFUL NARWHALES!

Author's Note:

To crackish? I think not….you know you 3 it. LOL should I be banned from doing crack fan fictions? Most likely.