Disclaimer: Although it would be pure pwnage, I do not own Harry Potter (books or otherwise)
The Day I Went to Hogwarts
Well after watching numerous Wizardz of Waverly Place episodes, I was toetally convinced that I was in fact a WIZARD! l : {D so….. I slapped on some muttonchops and headed towards Hogwarts. I was sorely disappointed when I kept losing my way. First I ended up at an abandoned gas station, and then a village of people convinced that they were ninjas, and of course there was that detour into a closet which took me to a fantasy forest. Well after I saved the forest from the icy clutches of the wicked witch of the west and some geek with cheetos up her nose; I killed some crazay talking lion just for fun LOLZ.
To Be Continued….- :D
PART II
Well I eventually stumbled to Hogwarts after many years escaping from the law, and stabbed the first person I saw that ended up being Lord Voldemort. The rest of the wizarding community saw this random act of violence as heroism and treated me like your mom. Since I was finally at Hogwarts I decided to do what I came to do. Throw an awesome Partay in the USA for all my wizard friends. Everyone was there and they didn't suspect that it would be their last Partay EVER. The ground underneath their feet exploded and while they were catapulted into the air; I jumped up and punched Harry in the snozzsauge. Everyone was like "whatttttttt~ШЈЋЍ¥¥¥¥¥" and I was like "I'm NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM." I proceded to rip off my face skin and reveal…..the muscles in my face.
THE END