E.T. the extraterrestrial lover an interplanetary erotica

The sun brutally fell out of the sky and then it died and decomposed and its skeleton was the moon. It was night time in the cornfield. Elliot, a curious 10 year old, was stalking the field, searching for something to do or an adventure that was to be had. He had blonde hair, which was medium in length reaching his neck, with magnificent curls which could match that of a lion's mane and bright blue eyes, the perfect child of the Aryan race. The corn surrounded him in the field like the ghosts of the people he has lost waiting to possess his body and use it for their own sadistic and malevolent wishes.

'Oh shit!' said Elliot as he thought he saw something, but it was just the wind. He thought to himself how foolish he was and majestically laughed it off like the amazing human being that he is. What was he looking for? Excitement, fun a cheap thrill? He didn't know. He was sure however, that whatever he needed would be in this cornfield. Elliot had thought about this moment over and over in his head, it had been prophecy given to him by the Gods.

SCREECH. There it was. Elliot ran, astonished by the noise. There it was again, calling to him like a siren. It sounded odd, complex, broody… attractive. The creature screeched again as if in pain, calling to him. Hitler would have been proud of this Aryan child's achievements.

There it was. It was alive. It was humanoid yet its features distorted, the neck was long and body stumpy, with long limbs and… fingers. It had bug-like eyes, they were… beautiful. It was an extraterrestrial; Elliot would come to know him as E.T.

At first Elliot recoiled, he was frightened, why had the Gods offered him this. It was astounding; it was too much to take in. Then, something magical happened.

Elliot gazed lovingly into the extraterrestrial's eyes, the fear emanating from them sparked desire within the young Elliot, a feeling he had not felt before. E.T felt it too; they indeed had a very special connection. It was a romance that spanned two different cultures, two different species, and it felt so right. Both thought the other was the most beautiful thing they had ever seen and then they made out passionately in the cornfield and it was really amazing and romantic.