It happened so very sudden.
No one could stop it but they were sucked into a warp hole, plunging the entire Akatsuki including Olivia and Lexy into different worlds…but where?
*Itachi groaned and rubbed his aching head, sitting up and glancing at his whereabouts. He was in a bleak large cave and was trapped to boot.
He grumbled as he stood up then cocked a brow at his garments. The raven was wearing baggy white pant with a brown waistband with no shoes and a purple vest?
He scratched his head to why he would be wearing something this silly. He shook it off and focused on more important things. Where am I?
A floating carpet came out of nowhere, flying towards him and slightly rubbing against his leg. He smirked a little and gave it a small pat; it seemed friendly.
"I'm going to kill whoever did this ridiculous justu." He didn't know who did it but he had a feeling it was Tobi.
He made some hand signs to do an escape jutsu but it didn't work. "Huh?" He tried again but nothing.
He sighed heavily, "Great, I can't use my chakra. Now what?" He wandered and plopped on a rock when he noticed an old antique lamp lying next to his feet.
Itachi picked it up muttering, "Makes me think of that fairytale with the Arabian boy finding the genie's lamp. Oh well, no harm in trying."
He rubbed the side and it actually started to glow and bounce around the place before a huge amount of smoke came flowing out.
*Zetsu was staring at nothing in particular gloomily, trying to figure out why he was dressed in some bandit's outfit with a bow and arrow.
He watched an elegant carriage roll by as some guy called Little John telling him now was their chance to rob the cruel princes gold. Why isn't Kakuzu here instead of me? He would do it no questions asked!
He sighed and rubbed his head, planning on killing whoever did this jutsu and hoping to unit with the others….where ever they were.
*Hidan was smirking evilly at the crew and shouted, "I SAID PUT YOUR FUCKING BACKS INTO IT YOU FUCKERS! LOAD THAT FUCKING CANNON SO I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP!"
The priest was adorned in a pirate's suit and apparently was the captain of the ship. He didn't mind it actually since the crew was too afraid of him to talk back and he had beer and treasure to boot.
Kakuzu would be so fucking jealous of me right now.
The jashinist found out right quick he couldn't use his jutsu but it didn't matter, he kicked a guy's ass without even trying.
He growled with frustration actually having an idea where he was at, "Some fucking place called Neverland I think." He remembered Olivia and Tobi watching the movie not too long ago but, how in FUCK did he get here.
It seems real but it's not supposed to be. An illusion?
"I better fucking find one of the others so they can fucking tell me what the fuck all this means!"
* Why she couldn't control herself from singing she didn't know but…...Lexy was having a ball!
It'll do magic believe it or not
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo
But the thingmabob that does the job is
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Waving her wand on Cinderella and giving her a beautiful gown, wishing her the best and when to be back before waving good bye.
Once she was gone the teen squealed.
"This IS a dream come true! I'm a fairy godmother that can sing bitches!"
She hopped around all happy but frowned a little at the garden, "I miss Olivia, she needs to see this but where is she or everybody else at?"
She slumped on the garden bench, "I wish I was where she's at."
The teen went wide eyed as her wand activated on its own and muttered, "Fuck."
*Kisame found his quarters quite nice, loaded with comfy pillows and jewels but….he couldn't get out. He was wearing some baggy pants with a waist band but other than that…he had no clue what happened and wanted to find one of the others.
Nothing made sense. He couldn't use his chakra, his strength couldn't damage these walls so just sat there gloomy until something weird happened.
It was like a huge force of wind was sucking him to one side of the room and couldn't do a thing as he was taken.
He blinked a few times once the spinning was over and didn't open them until, "Kisame?" His eyes shot open and saw his lover staring up at him with his mouth parted cutely.
"Itachi!" He flung himself on him, "I'm glad you're here Kisame, but why were you in the lamp?"
The shark glanced down and stared at his smoky form from the waist down. "I'm a genie? What the hell?" Itachi sighed, "Whatever is going on it's like those cartoons Olivia, Lexy, and Tobi watch."
Kisame grunted, "Well at least I'm not some form of fish or something stupid!"
All of a sudden the unexpected happened, Kisame started…singing?! Without his own free will!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Itachi was in shock what was happening with the magic, music, and his lover singing the song just like on the movie but just played along to avoid any issues.
He found it quite….fun in a way.
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no noLife is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like meYes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like meCan your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and ohMister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me~
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Itaci clapped smirking at his lover once he was done. Kisame looked petrified to what just happened, gasping for breath, "WHAT THE HELL?"
His lover murmured, "You sang quite well Kisame. It's like you've been fully trained to sing." "But I, I didn't do anything. It just came out!"
The raven smiled, "It's alright. It's probably a part of the jutsu so let's just focus on getting out and uniting with the others." "How?"
Itachi stood up, "I wish we can find at least one of the others."
Kisame went wide eyed, gaining a surge of power and clapping his hands. He made a face and mocked, "Your wish is my command my lover."
Itachi chuckled as his lover got on the magic carpet with him, shooting out of the cave at full speed.
To be continued:
WEIRD change of plot isn't it? XD