Deck The Halls Volturi Style

The Volturi were getting ready for the holiday season, every year they sang christmas carols and had their own special tradition because Aro insisted upon it. They first sang deck the halls. Aro was careful to get a human named Holly every year.

Deck the halls with bolws of Holly.

Poor Holly's remains were desplayed throughout the underground city of Volterra.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly.

"Come on Marcus turn that frown upside down, its christmas after all!" Aro said to Marcus who glared at him.

"You know full well that I don't see the point of this holiday." Aro ignored his coven brother and skipped happily away singing.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,

"Come on guard I bought those tutus for you, now you have to wear them! And the dresses." Aro said before skipping off again..
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,

"Where's my Yule?"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yule before us,

"Excelent more flame, watch Yule burn!" Marcus shook his head not having the heart to tell his brother that the vampire they were burning name was not Yule.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike the harp and join the chorus.

"Where's my harp music oh Jane!"

"Yes oh wise Aro."

"Play the harp for me."

"Sir I could make a symphany of pain if you wished but music is not my gift."

"Pretty please?"

"Yes Aro, I will play the harp." Jane gets out a harp and terrible screechy harp music fallows.

"Jane what is that? It sounds like a cat dying!"

"I am sorry master but I don't know how to play the harp."

"You don't know how, why didn't you say so in the first place?"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,

"Make with the merry people, make with the merry.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,

"Where's the yuletide treasure when you need it?"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,

"Another year of making people fear our might has passed! Yea Volturi!"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,

"Come on Jane and Alex hail the new year with me!"

"Wouldn't you prefer it if I tortured people, instead of being tortured?"

"Yes, Felix wanted me for a mission.

"No, come on Jane, hail oh mighty new year hail."

Alex and Jane join him in worshiping the new year when Felix walks in, laughs and then walks out again.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,

"Come on everybody sing!"
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,

"Because we're vampires, muhahahahah."
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Well that was random, hope you enjoyed it.