Ridiculous
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Hermione Granger-Potter-Weasley came home to see her two husbands screaming in terror on the dining room table, staring at something and sobbing hysterically.
"SHUT UP!" She roared, casting a Silencing charm on the two who continued to silently wail like dying cats.
She was going to have a headache by the time this was over, Hermione grumbled mentally.
"What is making you two go off?" Hermione scowled, tapping her wand absently against her hip after taking off the Silencing charm.
She almost wished she didn't.
"KILL THE SPIDER! 'MIONE KILL THE SPIDER IT TRIED TO KILL US!" Ron screeched, clutching at Harry who was nodding and pointing his finger vemehently at the counter island.
Hermione's eye twitched.
"A spider..." she hissed to herself, rubbing her face wearily. "FINE! Shut up Ronald!"
The bushy-haired witch marched over to the counter island, glaring at the tiny black spider irritably. She sharply Banished it with a flick of her wand, whirling around after the spider was gone to look at the two trembling men.
They looked utterly ridiculous.
Harry's shirt was halfway off, Ron's belt was loose, their hair was mussed and eyes red-rimmed as they clung to each other on the wooden table.
Hermione sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose before glancing back at the two. She nodded to herself, turning her full attention to her husbands.
"Come on you two; bedtime, I believe." She said quietly, helping the shaky duo down from the table where they attached themselves to her like a pair of leeches.
Hermione rolled her eyes, slowly marching towards the bedroom so the two 'men' could stay hugging her waist.
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After much jostling, coaxing, and hugs finally Ron and Harry were snuggled in the massive bed they shared, Hermione leaning against the headboard trying to gather her thoughts.
She jumped when suddenly she was dragged into the cuddle-pile, a messy head of black hair nuzzled into her neck and another head of shorter red hair resting on her stomach.
Hermione chuckled, weaving her hands through the two's hair for a while.
While they were trouble, they were worth it in a way, Hermione thought with a fond smile as she drifted off.