A crappily made plane flew over a movie lots while all of a sudden a bird flew into the engine and made the plane fall into the ocean;As the plane fell sixteen teenagers jumped out. "Everyone remembered their parachutes right?"A skinny and tall kid with brown hair asked panicking as they fell." Everyone who had gotten a parachute has already opened theirs"It's a bit to late to remind us now!" A blonde girl responded with a scream." "I guess me and Chris need to fix the plane."Chef laughed as he opened his parachute."No need TV shows are a lot more fun when people accidentally die."A black teen with cornrows laughed. After this people slowly started landing in the water below."Oh my god is this water shark invested;I've watched enough of this show to know almost everything is shark invested!"The same kid that asked about parachutes screamed as he crawled onto Chef's back."Get off me you coward you've only been here for five minutes and you've already screamed more then DJ!"Chef swatted him off his back with his massive hands. The last person landed on the water as gently as a leaf went under a bit and almost instantly popped back up floating unharmed."OK how did she do that without being harmed."The blonde was getting no calmer."You just need to learn how to relax and let the wind carry you down;If you panic you will be harmed."The girl with black hair responded."Bullsh-"The angry camper was cut off by chef reminding her she was on a kid show. "Well we can always just be glad no one was harmed."A tall slim yet muscular boy said;No one looked at him."What are you pansys doing sitting around;Get to shore." Chef started herding all the campers out of the water some getting there.

The campers all eventually ended up on shore soaking wet."Ah a whole new set of casulaties."Chris rubbed his hands together then shook the hand of the black kid from before."I've never seen a casulaty before on this show before;It's sorta a waste..." "Welcome Kevin,It really is a shame isn't it?" Chris agreed and laughed."You'll be choosing your team first."Chris threw him a flag and told him not to open it yet."He greeted everyone else and once he got to the last person he stopped them."You'll be team leader number two."Chris pushed the flag into her arms."You don't need to be so agressive Mr. McLean""Ha you sound just like my mom,Ms. Hannah...Well except you're not nearly as judgemental and doubting of my dreams;Which I succeded at you worthless woman!"Chris said angrily at the camera."Just go over there and let me explain the rules."The host said after sighing. The brown haired motherly type walked over near the black kid."Welcome to this season of Total Drama Island!Or should I say Total Drama Action Part two;Now with video games to get more views from the nerds of the world!" I'm a nerd who don't like gaming.."Someone replied."Don't care!"Chris pointed at him with both hands and smiled."The last person and the first person to get to shore get to choose the teams;The last person's team will have to send someone home."That's all?I was hoping for something more kabloomy for the first day."Kevin said sorta annoyed."Me and Chef have plenty of explosives in store for you;Don't worry."Chris chuckled.

"Can we just get to picking the teams already."The angry blonde asked."I need to introduce everyone first jeez!Everyone is so moody already;Anyway Stetson ,Ramona,Tim,Kevin,Hannah,Ashley,Deb,Lazlo,Marshal,Nash,Ford,Marcus,Nate,Zack,Michelle and...Spot sixteen is blank?"That's me sir I don't officially have a na-" He was cut off."Oh well I guess 15 is enough it'll even off once someone is eliminated anyway."Nash went up poked Chris's arm amd explained to him what the Nameless teen was trying to say while everyone else was talking to shrugged it off."Kevin gets to pick first."Chris said unexcitidly being annoyed by the campers already."I choose the Ford kid he looks pretty calm."Kevin shrugged."Oh don't worry I am very calm it's so nice to be on your team;Thank you very much for letting me join you I am sure we will go very far in this contest together as friends!"Ford gave two thumbs up and smiled standing about two inches away. Kevin pushed him back. "Can I change my mind?"Kevin asked trying to hold back the happy go lucky kid as he kept asking why he was being pushed away."Nope it was your choice so you must've wanted I enjoy watching people suffer and it seems like I'll get enough of that this episode just watching you suffer."The sadistic Host chuckled again."Hannah your turn."Chris said rushing the proccess."I'll take Nate;The poor little paranoid thing."Nate walked over shaking and Hannah hugged him and patted him on the back. "DON'T TOUCH ME I KNOW YOU COULD HAVE A KNIFE ANYWHERE ON YOU BACK AWAY!"Nate scrambled out from her grasp and sat on the ground curled in a ball."That kid needs help." Marshal said sounding concerned. "Kevin your next pick."I really don't want to choose another one of these idiots."Kevin scowled."I didn't want to choose any of you guys either;But I did and I also have to give two-million dollars to one of you idiots."Chris retorted."Ooooo burn."Chef said but Chris looked back at him with a questioning stare."Fine I choose Nash;I know she won't freak out."Nash walked over and sat criss-cross applesauce on the demented kid looked down and nodded his head."Hannah?"Chris asked."I choose Michelle."Michelle walked over with her phone texting away."Chef how does she still have her phone."The Host asked accusing Chef shrugged and went to get her phone;Once he got the phone he looked at it and his eyes got really walked over and showed Chris the phone and the host blushed."Do they look real?"Michelle laughed."Kids show!"Chris yelled."I'm just going to pretend I never saw that."Chris took the phone from the chef and threw it behind him into the smacked the back of Michelle's head."Oohh no you don't little lady;No one at our age should be sending this."Then she pulled on her ear.

"Kevin your pick."Chris said still blushing and laughing nervously."Can I choose the Michelle chick too?She seems like my type."Kevin was laughing heavily. "No,No you may not."Chris said annoyed."Fine I choose the nerdy kid that don't like gaming."My name is Lazlo."The small dirty blonde kid spoke up."Yeah you. I might as well have some sort of nerd on my team besides me even if you're the bookworm type."Kevin gestured for Lazlo to walk over;Lazlo sighed and joined the group. Next Hannah picked Marcus;Then Kevin choose Tim. Tim walked up like he was going to give him Kevin a highfive then put down his hand walked behind him and leaned against the tree."You know I'm really into black haired girls."Tim said twirling playing with Nash's hair."Yeah that's why you're flirting with me;Problem is I'm not into guys like you."Nash replied."Guys like me?"Tim asked."Yeah;You. The cheating type that only date girls they find attractive because to you we're play things."Nash said calmly trying not to offend him but just make a point."Ha yeah sure that's exactly how I am."He tried to sound sarcastic but his voice cracked and there was a weird look in his eyes."Wanna-Be ladies man laid off by first girl he approches;Niiiceee."The host laughed and Tim looked at him hatefully."Can we just get on with this." The motherly teen asked."I choose Zack." Zack walked up while straighting his shirt so it had no wrinkles in it."Finally a perfectly normal good youth like me." Hannah said reaching a hand out for a shook her hand and then took out a small alchohol wipe packet and used it to clean his rolled her eyes. Kevin stroked his chin abit then pointed towards walked by and told Kevin thank you;Then walked back and slouched up against the same tree as Tim."How are you cutie?"Ramona looked up and stuck his tongue out at Chris then started talking to Ramona."I choose Marshal;It'd be nice to have another kind soul on the team."Hannah smiled as Marshal joined the group."Ah come on usually at home I'm the team captain or get picked first;Waiting this long is tots my goats terribly boring to do."Stetson was obviously angry being used to being the team leader back at his school."Sucks for you loooser."Chris said mocking the jock."I choose the angry girl; I think she might be useful if we get into a fist fight with a bear like in season one;or Godzilla considering this is another "action" season." Ashley crossed her arms and approached her team. "Stetson I'll choose you;I wouldn't want you to feel neglected."Hannah cooed him."Ugh you don't have to embarress me!" Kevin pointed again choosing the Nameless Nameless boy walked by not even trying to talk knowing he'd be interrupted took a knee on the ground. "Me and you are going to be good friends."Nash smiled at him;He smiled nervously."OK..."He said not sure what else to say. "I guess I'm left with the girl over there staring at the water counting the same two fish over and over."Hannah wiped her hand down her face."That seems about it."Chris laughed."Deb your team awaits you."There are a lot of fish in the sea Calvin."Deb said to Chris."Lindsey all over again..."Chris whined. Deb walked over and started blabbering to Hannah how hard it was to count the fish while they was moving.

There was a lot of chattering in the teams and some people was even talking to people from the other team. Michelle was talking to Kevin and Ramona was slowly starting to become creepy to Tim and now Stetson honked a horn through an air horn."Can you guys shut up for like five seconds."Chris angrily groaned. He took a breath and then said it was time to announce the walked behind behind Kevin with a confetti cannon."You may reveal your awesome flag personally designed by moi."Chris said with a smirky unrolled the flag and Chef launched the confetti cannon and accidentally hit Kevin in the back of the head;Chef laughed a bit as Kevin brushed confetti out of his cornrows."The Extrodinary Penguins!"Chris yelled. A few people tried to get a look at the flag. "This looks terrible is this the best our team gets?"Ashley gritted her teeth."I am so sorry."Chris said sarcastically waving his hands."Everyone was to scared to be part of the crew for this season;I guess they noticed how many people went missing."He laughed evily."Wait no ones really died on this right?I really don't like the thought of dying or being touched or talking;I mean someone could steal my voice and call an assasian and tell that assasian they want to die and they'd say they was me and and and..."Nate screamed and covered his head with his hands."I don't wanna be here anymore. I won't to be home with my cat;I know it won't kill me...Infact now that I think about it..."Hannah shushed him then carefully unrolled her flag to the ground;Zack then took it from her and held it up higher."It's getting all wrinkled and dirty;Don't you have any respect for our team?So unprofessional."Zack said treating her like a young kid;She gasped a bit to dramatically and turned away from him. "The Gory Gorrilas!"Chris smiled."Also thanks for respecting my fine work Zack."Your work is terrible actually." Said Zack." I just don't like ruining good cloth or doing something as dumb as disrespecting our own team."Chris scratched behind his ears."Hey if they don't like it we'll take is better then Penguins." Kevin said."Ah Kevin now would I do anything to make you happy?The host snickered."As always you're granted the finest of Porta Potties to confess anything you pleased."Chef dropped carried the confessional porta potty over and sat it down."Why did you bring it over here?" Chris asked. "It wasn't bolted down and it isn't to terribly heavy."Fine whatever just put it down right there."Chris pointed towards a movie trailer and Chef walked over and placed it down people automatically lined up near it."Don't forget to cast your votes while you're in their Gorrilas!"Chris said hoping they was paying attention.

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Confessionals -
Kevin:"My team members aren't to bad right?I mean it could be worse;They could be dead. Oh wait that'd be better..."

Nash:"I can sense so many negative vibes here...But I need to stay strong because I know one day another person like me will show up and be able to win...Well I hope anyway. I'm not always right sadly."

Hannah:"Mr. OCD,a tart,and a bunch of other crap to deal thing they have someone to lead them."She looks around like shes waiting for the camera to stop recording.

Ashley:"We're stuck on an island with an egotistic old man and a creepy Chef that could probably flip a tank;If either lay a hand on me ooh they're going down."

Michelle:"I know it's a kid show but I just felt like they needed someone to naughty it up a bit;Plus older men are my thing."

Lazlo:He spits on his glasses then cleans them and starts to talk but the camera turns off.

Nameless kid:"Well so far I'm just invisible as I am as home;Honestly I like it this way..."

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Transfer over to the Gorrilas Elimination -
"Hello and welcome to each and everyone of you losers to your first elimnation."Chris smiled."I'm sure most of you will know how this works."Chris held up a bunch of spoke up."Actually no I don't. I also don't get how breathing works sometimes;Where does all the air go when I breath out?"Michelle hit her head on her knees. "Well then you might just be dumber then a fifth grader."The host sighed."If you get a banana you get to s-t-a-y."Chris said slowly."Do you understand now Deb?"Nah I can't really spell to well sorry."I give up."Said the host."Hannah,Michelle, and Deb."Chris threw the bananas and Michelle unpealed hers. "Don't think about it."Chris said;She pouted and took a small bite out of it while Hannah gave her a disaproving stare."Marshal,Zack,and Marcus."Three more bananas went into the air."There is one last banana is the banana of fate...It felt really weird saying that."Chris squinted."If I don't get it that's just fine with me;If they're not smart enough to pick me first they don't deserve me."Nate just kept protecting himself on his was a long pause ... ...Yeah about that long. Then Chris threw the banana at Stetson catching him off guard;He falls backwards with a thud and Nate jumps."What the heck was that?!" "It was your ticket home Nate."Nate whiped the sweat off his eyebrow and sighed in relief. He then ran and jumped into the water and started to swim away."Well we was just going to drive him home but meh we're saving money on gas."Aren't you worried about sharks getting him?" Hannah asked sounding panicked."Meh he was one of the most paranoid people I've ever known;If he isn't afraid I'm as long as it happens off camera and he's officially off the season;I can't be held liable."The Host said matter a factly."Meh I didn't care for him to much."Said Marcus."It speaks!"Said Chef slightly amazed. "Yep."That's all he said;Pitiful huh?"Where are we sleeping I'm tired and bored."Michelle said."You'll be sleeping in the big building used to store props;I mean it has your team logo on it it should be obvious." Chris replied. Everyone walked back to their cabins.

"Well that was a boring first episode..."Chris said to Chef."You did choose some pretty interesting campers though."Chris shrugged and then the cameras went off and the theme music started to play.