"You don't know anything about me!" Danny yells, he actually looks like he can hurt someone, so I try to back away from him. "You're not getting out of this that easily!"
"Danny, calm down! I won't shove you into a locker anymore if you let me go!" I beg.
"I don't believe you, Dash! You don't know what I do for you everyday! This is what I get in return for saving your ass everyday? Not anymore! I've had enough! I'm going to put up with it anymore! You're going down!" Save me? When has geeky Fenton ever saved me? Has he lost his mind? Did I push him to the point of insanity? "Oh, and Dash, I'm not Danny anymore. I'm Dan, not Fenturd, Danny, or anything else. Just Dan, got it?" I think I pushed him into insanity. He's insane!
"Got it," I mutter, scared for my life. I'm going to be in so much trouble! My parents are going to take my phone away! Danny raises his fist and is about to hit me when something pulls me through the lockers. It must be Phantom! I turn and look at the little girl who pulled me through. That's definitely not Phantom.
"Gee, thanks for making my cousin insane!" She exclaims.
"Fenton' s your cousin?" I ask and she gets a weird look on her face.
"Yep and Phantom is my brother. Hi, I'm Dani, with an 'I', Phantom. Please, just call me Dani," she says. Oh man, I'm screwed. I just drove Phantom' s cousin insane after beating him for several years!
"Phantom isn't mad at me, is he?" I ask.
"No," I sigh in relief. "Mad or angry isn't enough to describe what Phantom feels about this. He's going to kill you." Dang it!
"Oh."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go calm Danny down before he can kill you. I want those honors!" She says before she flies through the wall. I'm dead. I'm so very dead. I just pissed off two Phantoms. What was I thinking beating Danny like that? I should have known that he was related to Phantom with how similar they look! I'm an idiot!
Dani' s point of view:
"Alright, Danny. I think that Dash will leave you alone now," I say and he starts laughing.
"Thanks, Dani!" He says in between his laughing.
"No problem," I giggle. "It was actually really fun! Did you see the look on his face?"
"Yeah! That was priceless! And he thinks that I'm Phantom' s cousin?"
"Yeah! I just wanted to mess with him some more!"
"That's priceless! Thanks, Dani!"
"I can see this on the newspaper now: Danny Fenton, local geek, related to Amity' s hero, Danny Phantom!"
"Yeah, but no one will see it cause no one reads the newspaper anymore other than my dad! What do you think he'll say about that?"
"I don't know, but I'm definitely getting it on tape!"
One week later:
Jack Fenton is reading the newspaper, unaware of the two invisible halfas behind him.
"What?" Jack yells after dropping the newspaper and his fudge. "Maddie, you have since explaining to do! Phantom is who's son? Why didn't you tell me that you where related to that pest?"
A/n I do not own Danny Phantom. I had to post something funny after posting something so sad earlier.