Do you love me?
One beautiful, sunny day on the island, Ralph and Jack were lying on the sand near a waterfall trying to take a nap, when all of a sudden Ralph asks an unexpected question:
Ralph: "Jack"
Jack: "What?"
Ralph: "Do you love?"
Jack: "Huh?"
Ralph "Do You Love"
Jack: "Ummm…"
Ralph: "You don't have to say anything, but I was just wondering"
Jack: "Why were you wondering about that?"
Ralph: "Well when ever we do it you always tell me you love me but when we're not doing it you never say anything."
Jack: "Oh"
Ralph: "Well?"
Jack: "Well what?"
Ralph: "Do you love me?"
Jack: "Go to sleep!"
Ralph: "No!"
Jack: "Why won't you just leave it alone?"
Ralph: "Why are you avoiding the question?"
Jack: "Do you really want to know."
Ralph: "Yes.'
Jack: "Do you really want to know?"
Ralph: "Yes!"
Jack: "Do you really really real…"
Ralph: "YES! YES! YES! Now tell me already"
Jack: "Ok Ok. I'll tell you. My answer is…..no."
Ralph: "WHAT!"
Jack: "Haa Haa Haaa! I'm just kidding of course I love you stupid.
Ralph: "Really?"
Jack: "Of course."
Ralph: "I love you to Jack."
Jack: "That's nice now go to sleep."
Ralph: "Fine."
Ralph: "Hey Jack"
Jack: "Hmmm"
Ralph: "Will you marry me?"