Hello, darthslender here, while this isn't the first story I started it is the first one I've uploaded so constructed criticism is welcome. Also sorry if this feels a little choppy the next update should be better... and longer. so that being said enjoy.

Soooo most people would think that going to some fantasy world would be the best… not so much when said fantasy world is chalked full monsters bent on killing just about anything with a soul, which, surprise, surprise, includes me. Let's just say that the first few minutes of my time on Remnant weren't exactly peaceful…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"RAAAWWWRRRR!"

Yaaa that's me, the idiot who decided it would be a good idea to ride a very large, very angry demon bear.

"RAWWRRR!"

"WHAT THE CRAP MAN! THAT WAS MY BUTT YOU WERE GOIN FOR!" I yelled at the thing as it made a swipe that was a little too close for comfort. For the past few minutes I had been tumbling around this things back as it stumbled through the woods trying to dislodge me.

"RAAAAAWWRRRRR!"

But I suppose I should probably explain how I got here huh? Well it started out like an average Saturday. I stayed in bed as long as I could before going downstairs to complete my morning routine and completing some assignments I hadn't done the previous day before going to work for my grandma. Of course the rest of the day pretty much blurred together and next thing I knew I landed on the back of some giant demon bear.

"RAAAAWWWRRR!"

"Eh shut up Smokey I'm trying to get some shut eye up here!" I yelled down at the massive bear like creature surprising myself with my capacity to joke about angry creatures capable of turning me into a midday snack.

"RAAWWRRR!"

Right back to the present. 'How the crap am I still alive,' I thought to me self as I dodged around the massive claws the beast was throwing at me. Somehow I was managing to run around on this things back as it flailed about, crashing into trees, clawing at its back, and generally blundering around trying to get me off. "Man, you could start up some interpretive dance lessons or something," I told the black creature that I had mentally dubbed Demon Smokey.

"RAAAWWWRR!"

"RAAAWWWRRR!"

"RAAWRR!"

'Oh great Smokey called friends,' I thought as I swung around on said monsters back. But, as luck would have it, there was another sound that cut through the forest, a very, very loud noise.

BANG! "EAT DUST ROUNDS YA MOTHER-" BANG!

'The Calvary has arrived I thought dryly as I looked in the general direction of the gunshots, and screams of agony coming from Smokey's friends. Unfortunately for me that meant that I didn't see the massive paw coming towards me.

THWACK! CRACK! THUD! "AAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!" yup, I got thrown into a tree by a very angry bear monster the size of a minivan. My vision started blurring as I laid with my back against the tree. 'So this is how I die is it?' as the world around me darkened. 'strange, I feel like I should be freaking out, maybe begging for my life or something but I pretty much just feel at peace.' The world seemed to slow down as the giant bear thing approached me. And for the first time I got a good look at the thing. It was a massive expanse of fur blacker than squid ink, the midnight field was broken only by protrusions of white bone, like great rocks and spires among a great field and wow I'm going heavy on the comparisons. As it got closer I noticed the glowing red lines on a bone protrusion that seemed to act as some sort of face mask. As it reared back to deliver the final blow I felt something tugging at the back of my mind. What was it? I knew I there was something that I was forgetting but I simply couldn't remember. As the creatures claws descended I focused past the pained haze gathering around my eyes and looked straight into its red eyes. Just before the blunt claws hit me the creatures head exploded and it was thrown to the side. I struggled to see what happened but try as I might I couldn't muster the energy to move. Just before my eyes closed I saw someone walk up to me I could just make out the shape of what appeared to be a massive sword before unconsciousness overtook me.